Was probably using a turkey baster

Police officer: "Mr Blake, why did you think it was a good idea to masturbate into a syringe and then squirt it on the backs of women?"

Mr Blake: "TRUMP 2016!"

You know someone is going to blame it on the Trump victory or say this guy was a Trump voter.

3 pages and no one said this is a sticky situation? Cmon guys make your free throws

FYP

I blame it on Trump.

Scummy mfer needs his teeth kicked out

We men are pretty awesome creatures, all in all, with our ability to dunk and open jars and do spatial math, but I must admit that some of us are really weird. More so than women.

Shit they made it illegal now?

He belongs in SPTP

Nice to see Clay is staying busy during his banishment.

I'm just waiting on the tweet:

"Liberal media is unfairly blaming me for West Virginia pervert. Sad!"

Dang, who the **** thinks like this???

Dude if he did that to my wife I would of immediately grabbed a hammer and pounded his face in with it....


Or he's a chiefs season ticket holder and excited about the playoffs....

Sexual Predators

Creeps

Raiders