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LoneWolf 03-04-2015 03:55 AM

a good laugh and a cold beer.

Coochie liquor 03-04-2015 05:06 AM

Good weed, a good time, almost any info on reggae, or a place for a band to play.

Why Not? 03-04-2015 06:08 AM

Sports info

Kman34 03-04-2015 06:48 AM

I'm the guy people come to when they need a hole dug....

Dartgod 03-04-2015 07:22 AM

Meth

rockymtnchief 03-04-2015 07:31 AM

Useless trivia (Cliff Clavin from Cheers)
Help moving
Help fixing their intrawebs

J Diddy 03-04-2015 07:36 AM

sexual favors involving rabid rabbits

Fire Me Boy! 03-04-2015 07:36 AM

At work, it's when someone needs someone else's (mostly vendors) cage rattled.

Otherwise... Cooking advice, mostly.

Fire Me Boy! 03-04-2015 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11359485)
Their toilet unclogged.


If you could pair up with someone who specializes in clogging toilets, you could make a mint.

J Diddy 03-04-2015 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11359715)
At work, it's when someone needs someone else's (mostly vendors) cage rattled.

Otherwise... Cooking advice, mostly.

What's the best way to cook an AIDS infested squirrel? Asking for a friend. No homo.

Dartgod 03-04-2015 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11359716)
If you could pair up with someone who specializes in clogging toilets, you could make a mint.

You rang?

Fire Me Boy! 03-04-2015 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11359723)
What's the best way to cook an AIDS infested squirrel? Asking for a friend. No homo.


Sauté and baste with butter.

Or braise in antifreeze.

Be sure to get it to 160 to kill the AIDS.

Donger 03-04-2015 08:08 AM

Scorn, contempt and slight regard.

hometeam 03-04-2015 08:08 AM

Free IT consultation.

Amnorix 03-04-2015 08:34 AM

A careful and detailed explanation of why they are a complete moron.

Oh wait, that's just what I do here. In real life it's legal advice (duh).


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