Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11335819)

congrats, Bufkin ... you beat pizzadoughz (a guy no one has ever heard of), another guy who no one has heard of, and another guy no one has ever heard of

what a great n00b of the year contest

a glowing success!

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11335793)

PizzaDoughz went into the red. I saw it. According to the rules of the contest, that means he is out of the competition.

I'm not going to bother barking out orders to the mods about what they can or can't do. I set a deadline of this weekend for a natural winner to be declared before I stepped in and made new rules for sudden death. I tried to keep this competition as laissez faire as possible, only setting the rules in place in the OP and letting events transpire as they may.

If people have a problem with the way this contest ended, I'd like them to tell me how I could have run it any better. And no, a poll is NOT the solution. I'm a free-thinking man and I do creative shit. I make intelligence tests and write Animal Farm allegories for my roasts. That's how I ****ing roll.

Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz (Post 11335856)

Welp, I wish I would've at least been taken down by Bufkin's supporters. I got hit by 10 super powered neg reps by a mod that immideately took it out.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11335861)

Yeah, well ... before the contest started I could have told you what was going to happen.

Here's what I'll say:

You were the Josh Hamilton of this contest the year he hit 27 HR's in 1 round at the HR derby at Yankee Stadium. He didn't win the HR derby because he wore himself out, but that's all anyone talked about, and that's all anyone remembered.

Your strategy was genius and very clever. If you figured that out on your own, kudos to you. That was brilliant.

So, honestly ... the only cool thing about the contest was your creativity. That's what will be remembered about this n00b contest. Not Bufkin's asterisk win.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11335861)

Yeah, well ... before the contest started I could have told you what was going to happen.

Here's what I'll say:

You were the Josh Hamilton of this contest the year he hit 27 HR's in 1 round at the HR derby at Yankee Stadium. He didn't win the HR derby because he wore himself out, but that's all anyone talked about, and that's all anyone remembered.

Your strategy was genius and very clever. If you figured that out on your own, kudos to you. That was brilliant.

So, honestly ... the only cool thing about the contest was your creativity. That's what will be remembered about this n00b contest. Not Bufkin's asterisk win.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11335887)

hey BDj23

do you realize if you NEVER posted again, no one would notice or care?

in conclusion, stop following me around, it's creepy

thanks in advance

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11335897)

if I'm reeruned, why am I fluent in 4 languages including mandarin?

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11335934)

LMAO LMAO Hootie doesn't speak anything more than English

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11335934)

LMAO LMAO Hootie doesn't speak anything more than English