You are likely to be eaten by a grue

Meh. That's a push. You want to set the over under at .5 and see if you get some whack job who thinks he's immortal to bet the under

That's a sin? ****.
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You know what?

It's really, really hard to take someone seriously when their user name is dingleberry.

Didn't you just move to Phoenix? Sounds like an allergy. I pick one up when I moved out here. Valley Fever too. Yay.

You just moved to Phoenix?

Problem solved: sand in your vagina

Haven't moved yet, but so far you guys haven't disappointed.