Outstanding.

Who knew that hot dogs being "kosher" meant that they know Krav Maga?

The guy he cut off in traffic earlier that morning ironically yelled at him "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A DICK"

It's like cho-oh-king at at a hot dog contest.

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tempting...

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DO IT GORDON!

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I can't, their foundation just gave an organization I'm connected to a big ass check :shake:

I was more hoping that you would get the reference than actually doing it lol. Though I absolutely DO condone you going through with it. Don't get me wrong here.

He should have hired Claytex to teach the ways of inhaling tubesteak.