Awesome.

What's that say? Ah... "Pizza topping with pepperoni seasoning"...

My favorite pizza topping has always been 'pizza topping' with pepperoni seasoning.

I think I'd still take my chances with the Hot Pocket versus the African resort restaurant they discovered was serving human burgers. Even worse, people were praising the food to the point that patrons were lining up stretching down the block waiting to dine there.

(no, they (the patrons) didn't know if was human meat, but it only got shutdown after an anonymous tip, and 11 people working at or affiliated with the burger place we're taken into custody. Police found at least 2 human heads, shotguns, and very very big bush knives.)

I've never been a fan of hot pockets.

Not a fan of microwavable meals either except those chicken/broccoli marinara cafe steamer bowls, they're like $1 at HyVee on special.

I tried easy mac because I was lazy and like kraft mac n cheese til the day I die. It was aboslutely terrible and I had to throw it and the entire pkg away, and the pasta had this nasty smell to it after boiling it in the plastic bowl it came in. Hope I don't die of some kind of poisoning.

But Hot Pockets are nasty, my old roomate loves them. I can't stand to even look at them.

You gotta link on that?

Hot Pocket
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.

Those dollar Totinos aren't bad at all

Look up Alabama Hot Pocket. It's worse.

Last time I ate a hot pocket it gave me a clean breaker

So I just finished a Ham and Cheese Hot pocket, and can confirm.

No, they are not fit for human consumption. God, it was horrible.

you finished it?

jesus...

How deadly can the miniscule amount of meat that is actually in them be after its been nuked for 2+ minutes really be... ?

Pretty sure I drink enough beer to kill any foreign objects in my gut.

Those things sell like hot cakes man. It's crazy how many of these things sell.

No, it just wasn't inspected. You know, to make sure the level of disease was just right.