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Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by McFly (Post 10014369)
Seriously though - in reference to the Westboro Baptist folks.....what's wrong with your people, man?
Those Are People That Worship Themselves.

As Usual, I'm Just Some Lame Excuse They Pulled Out Of Their Asses, Because If There's One Thing People Love, It's Feeling Superior To Other People.

Drives Me Up The Wall.

Chiefs=Champions 09-24-2013 12:57 AM
Can you microwave a burrito so hot, that even you cannot eat it?

Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 10014385)
Can we talk to Dog instead?
I Don't Know Who That Is.

I Assume He's Less Interesting Than Me, Though.

cdcox 09-24-2013 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10014378)
Don't **** With Me, Man. This Is Not A Party Trick.
Should I consider this a mild rebuke since You didn't use all caps?

CrazyPhuD 09-24-2013 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good (Post 10014389)
Can you microwave a burrito so hot, that even you cannot eat it?
With your Penis still inside?

Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good (Post 10014389)
Can you microwave a burrito so hot, that even you cannot eat it?
You Know What, I've Never Tried!

I've Been Asked The Same Thing About Making Heavy Rocks.

The Answer Is, I Don't Know. I've Never Even Tried. Too Busy.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 10014393)
Should I consider this a mild rebuke since You didn't use all caps?
I'm Watching You, Man.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 10014394)
With your Penis still inside?
I Do Not Have A Penis. I'm Not A Biological Creature.

Chiefs=Champions 09-24-2013 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10014395)
You Know What, I've Never Tried!

I've Been Asked The Same Thing About Making Heavy Rocks.

The Answer Is, I Don't Know. I've Never Even Tried. Too Busy.
You can make the Earth in 6 days, but you are always busy? What takes up so much of your time?

vailpass 09-24-2013 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10014314)
Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
I'm getting a few grey eyebrows and don't like them. So far my stylist has been able to eliminate them but I'd like a better solution.
Can you hook me up?

pr_capone 09-24-2013 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10014321)
Hey Now.

I Specifically Commandeered The Username Of A Universally Respected And Beloved Poster Precisely To Avoid This Kind Of Hazing.

That Brings Me To My Next Point: I've Been Watching You People. You Should Really Treat Noobs Better.
We ran Skip Towne off. Isn't that good enough?

BTW... can you tell us whatever came of that crusty piece of shit? Did he unintentionally self immolate in his 3rd house fire?

Direckshun 09-24-2013 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good (Post 10014401)
You can make the Earth in 6 days, but you are always busy? What takes up so much of your time?
Great Question. People Are Always Under The Impression I'm Helping Planets Rotate Or Influencing Weather.

Sorry, Folks. I Created The Laws Of Physics A Loooong Time Ago. Those Things Are Taking Care Of The Tectonic Plates And Pretty Picnic Days And All That. So That's All On Auto-Pilot.

What I Do Varies From Planet To Planet, Galaxy To Galaxy, Universe To Universe.

As Far As You People Are Concerned, I Provide A Neverending Source Of Compassion That Is Constantly Available, And Ebbs and Flows As Your Own Individual Situations Demand. People Choose To Dig Into Those Reserves (Or More Frequently, Don't), But My Primary Pleasure Here Is Providing That Warmth So That You Can Take Advantage Of It Any Time You Want.

But You Gotta Keep In Mind How Much Real Estate I'm Running. The Multi-verse Is Pretty Big.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10014402)
I'm getting a few grey eyebrows and don't like them. So far my stylist has been able to eliminate them but I'd like a better solution.
Can you hook me up?
I Think You Look Nice.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10014405)
We ran Skip Towne off. Isn't that good enough?

BTW... can you tell us whatever came of that crusty piece of shit? Did he unintentionally self immolate in his 3rd house fire?
He's Pretty Much Wasting His ChiefsPlanet Time On Another Equally Vast Waste Of His Effort.

I Like Skip. Hopefully He'll See The Light (GET IT!?!?) And Come Back.

vailpass 09-24-2013 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10014407)
I Think You Look Nice.
Thanx but I don't like it.
Could I sacrifice a lamb or something?


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