**** the man. -my father

The HMC on my first ship in the navy warning us at indoc about sleeping with the girls on the boat. He said:

"Dogs don't shit where they sleep".

Aaaaannd, now it's weird.

Always say thank you to people in your life. - dad

'Big un, you can do whatever you want'

It was a toast, said on the first drink of every evening.

Well...drinking evenings anyway.

"Play Good Football"

It was much more profound then "Don't Play Bad Football"

Don't take yourself too seriously.

Toughen up.

Assume every gun is loaded.

Learn from your mistakes.
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The only thing worse than growing up, is never quite learning how.

"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted." - WC Fields

"Watch your muzzle." Dad
It's good advice for your gun, your mouth, and your pecker.

So you never got advice on how tell the difference between a quote and advice.