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BlackHelicopters 02-03-2013 12:48 PM

'Merica

COchief 02-03-2013 01:03 PM

These are the same type of idiots that come on here starting prayer threads asking for a job. They must imagine "god" sitting around going "hmmmm 16 million dead in Africa from aids, that can wait, I've got to get this idiot on chiefsplanet a job".

cosmo20002 02-03-2013 01:13 PM

Some people are taking the "Hail Mary" pass a little too seriously.

GloryDayz 02-03-2013 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9374611)
Some people are taking the "Hail Mary" pass a little too seriously.

We've not embraced it much here in KC. Come to think of it, we never throw more than a few yards down-field just to stay safe! Throwing to the sticks is just not OK in previous years in KC!!!

DaWolf 02-03-2013 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noa (Post 9374172)
God must really hate Kansas City

Well we do wear red...

sd4chiefs 02-03-2013 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9374487)
There are no piss tests in heaven....

Do you still have to take a piss in heaven? How many people are in heaven now? It's got to be like in the trillions. That's a lot of piss. What about pooping? Is there any where in the Bible that talks about if you still piss and poop in the afterlife?

Dave Lane 02-03-2013 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9374228)
I love Jesus but I don't think God plays favorites

Your IQ definitely fits the profile.

Thig Lyfe 02-03-2013 03:33 PM

If you're willing to believe in something as ridiculous as God, you might as well believe He influences sporting events, too.

listopencil 02-03-2013 06:17 PM

That's ridiculous. I know it's all about which hat/jersey I wear.

threebag 02-03-2013 06:21 PM

Ray Lewis Bringing the Jesus.

BigRedChief 02-03-2013 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9374862)
If you're willing to believe in something as ridiculous as God, you might as well believe He influences sporting events, too.

If you are a firm believer, no doubts whatsoever, then you have to believe that God is not going to be concerned whether you catch a pass, hit a home run or your team wins or loses.

If you are a true believer surely you would believe that God has more important things to do than dictate winners and losers in a game.

Spott 02-03-2013 10:30 PM

If God actually cares about football, then the only thing I know for sure is that he sure as hell isn't a Chiefs fan.

CrazyPhuD 02-03-2013 10:50 PM

Duh...why do you think the Niners lost???? It's all the sodomy!!!

Oh wait...but that doesn't really explain why the giants won.....:cuss:

Dayze 02-03-2013 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 9374297)
"what are you, ****ing stupid?"

-George Carlin

30yrs of street drugs use, will get you some ****in Angels my friend


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