Matt: Fisting me was just uncalled for - I liked it when putters made noise. And two hands! Bully!!

Phylis: I shall now wash my hands...

Cassel: So I got this bitch riding me, and she starts Tebowing...

Rivers: Dude, you're shittin me, right?

"He told me, I sucked..I'm going to tell my daddy, Pioli"

Cassel: hey Rivers, do you guys need a backup QB?
i'm moving back to Cali after the season, those guys at CP hate my guts.

you should see the sign norv just put up in our locker room...

"we could bump dicks...no homo"

Undoubtedly it's something along the lines of...

"Can you believe we get paid to do this shit?"

Matt: Bowe's killing me he's really not that good.

Cry me a River: Not sure if serious...

Casshole: hey rivers i got a six'er of Zima's at my place tonight you down?
Rivers: no doubt Bra ill bring the lube

Rivers: Like we really give a shit about the results.

Cassel: Money baby. All pays the same.