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Just hooked up with an Aussie chick. (My cool story, bros.) (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=259709)

Sounds like the Flight of the Conchrords stereotype about those classy Aussie chicks is spot on. Was her name Keitha by any chance?

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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 8627785)

You should vacation in Australia. Guys there treat women like shit. If you hold a door open for a woman there, the women find it almost erotic. Plus in Australia YOU are the one with the accent!

I had my pick almost every night. The big joke in almost every country was "when we saw you we knew you were Irish or American, since Irish cant afford to travel you had to be an American. When you opened your mouth and that accent came out, it was so cute."

Alot were interested in the passport, alot had never been with a guy with red hair and freckles. Took full advantage of the situation.

An hour is sure a long time to cuddle, mate.

The Chick from Hall Pass!?!?!

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Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 8627597)

an' she tolked loike this!

'ello! Moi name's Jane. Oi'me in Austin for the weekend as Oi travel through the stoites.

We were in Vegas yestah-day, and we will be going to New Orleans Mohn-day noight.

Moi friend ova they-ah is mackin' out with some bloke she met. I reckon we should do the same.

(She was probably a 6/10. Blonde, moderately skinny, decent face. But the accent sent me from six to midnight faster than a woman ever had before. Her friend was super skinny, with a Megan Fox face. The other guy lucked out hard.)

Anywho, they were staying at a Travel Lodge and we grabbed a cab with her, her friend, and this random other guy. We went back to their room, and me and this random guy just sat there awkwardly while the girls went in the bathroom. I said, "Man. Aussie chicks are so hot." He said, "Dude, I know." Then we giggled like little school girls. His chick came out in t-shirt and thong, and my chick just left the door cracked asked me to come "help her with something."

An hour later, I went to the lobby, hopped in a cab, and came back home. After some non-answered phone calls to my amigos, I hopped on CP to share my tale.

I love this city, I love Australia, I love blowjobs, and I love Chiefsplanet.

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I've hooked with chicks that can't speak english, but never a chick with a hot british or aussie accent. I don't come across them often enough, shame.

How the **** do you hook up with a foreign chick and not take pics?

You have failed as a man.

:)

did she write her aussie number on the mirror with the sperm?

Please tell me you asked her if she wanted another shrimp on the barbie

OI CROIKEH!!!

GET THOSE CROIKADILLUHPIGS AWAY FROM SNOOP!!

OIOOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIO

(women's national team)

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Just because she works at Outback Steakhouse doesn't mean she's Australian, brah.

Not saying this was the case, but have you considered the possibility that you may have been duped by a convincing Aussie accent? I wouldn't put it past an intelligent six to improve her stock by playing that up. I've played off the Aussie accent straight up Barney Stinson style. It was legen...wait for it...dary!