Uh oh.

The bat signal is out for srvy.

Prepare for thy reckoning about how much better it used to be.

39. Facial hair's starting to go gray. That shit sucks.

I always see comments implying that this forum is full of old balls. What's the average age here?

I’ve learned a lot of interesting things over the years but damned if I can remember any of them

I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.

That was also back when srvy wasn't an edentulous ****!

They were old when i was young.
I was old when clay was young.

I bet 54.

Why are so many younger people out in the middle of the afternoon on a weekday? Don't they have jobs?

Alieve (Naproxen). Double the dose on the bottle for a couple days. That's what a podiatrist told me to do and it worked.

I'm starting to feel like I've seen about every movie that matters. Still gotta cross Lawrence of Arabia off the list though.

My mom was over 40 when I was born. Explains a lot. How'd yours turn out?

I get my first SS check this month, what a bitch that is

Hopefully Stewie can get some help with his cataracts in here

I'm thread banning every one of you ****ers that are under 50.

She's wonderful and since my other kids won't see my CP posts until I'm dead i can say she's been the most fun as a kid.

She has silver blue eyes and has had to interact with strangers wanting to talk to her about them, her entire life. So she's very articulate, very sweet, and very much a product of my whole household.

Not just 20 yr old Mer.

Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a boner
Never trust a fart