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rico 10-31-2014 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 11073683)
Give the kid a fishing pole and tell him to go get his own dinner.
But what if a girl came through the gate, holding a fishing pole? And yer' daddy looked down and smiled and said, "we can't leave her behind?"

That little bitch might steal all the ****ing fish!!!!

rico 10-31-2014 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave (Post 11073664)
I'd go steal a Happy Meal.
Yes...a Happy Meal may at least make things seem a bit better... because they are so happy. It may take your mind off of being blasted in the ass for a little bit o' money.

ThaVirus 10-31-2014 01:06 PM
Take Jimmy Johnson! Take Tommy Thompson! Take my best friend Bo!

rico 10-31-2014 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11073635)
Are you saying that rico has a microscopic penis?
Maybe to Paul freaking Bunyon.

Raiderhater 10-31-2014 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 11073691)
But what if a girl came through the gate, holding a fishing pole? And year' daddy looked down and skilled and said, "we can't leave her behind?"

That little bitch might steal all the ****ing fish!!!!
Or junior could get himself fish in more ways than one.

rico 10-31-2014 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11073701)
Take Jimmy Johnson! Take Tommy Thompson! Take my best friend Bo!
Yes that's it...make them the ones who are blasted in the ass and then take all the money. In other words, become a MALE PROSTITUTE PIMP!!!!

Problem solved. Better get my pimp-slappin' hand ready.

Hootie 10-31-2014 01:11 PM
Listen!

rico 10-31-2014 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 11073714)
Or junior could get himself fish in more ways than one.
I personally find it disgusting when a woman's vag smells like tuna fish...but whatever floats Junior's boat. Hey maybe he could use that boat to go out on the water so that bitch can't take any of his fish!!!

Saccopoo 10-31-2014 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 11073601)
he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a MAN for a little bit of money?

What would you ****ing DO?!!!?!?!
We're just sleeping, right?

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rico 10-31-2014 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11073719)
Listen!
You would just bend over and sit there and listen to the depressing sounds of being blasted in the ass for a little bit o' money? Well...sometimes I guess you have no other choice.

Raiderhater 10-31-2014 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 11073721)
I personally find it disgusting when a woman's vag smells like tuna fish...but whatever floats Junior's boat. Hey maybe he could use that boat to go out on the water so that bitch can't take any of his fish!!!

But you'll contemplate man sex? Okay.

rico 10-31-2014 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11073726)
Ohhh man...sleeping with his corpse would be disgusting and difficult to gain access to... but I wonder if you could sue him for at least a little bit o'money?

gblowfish 10-31-2014 01:18 PM
Call Joe Buck and tell him your name is "Madison."

rico 10-31-2014 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 11073734)
But you'll contemplate man sex? Okay.
LMAO... Jesus.

rico 10-31-2014 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 11073740)
Call Joe Buck and tell him your name is "Madison."
Yeah... probably the most logical thing to do if you are a bum...in need of a little bit o' money.


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