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PizzaDoughz 10-23-2014 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 11043532)
I turned 18 in 2001. Thanks for making me feel like an old bastard. Interestingly enough, I assumed your avatar was you creeping on young girls. Maybe it is you creeping on old guys.

I have the worst ****ing birthday in the history of mankind. April 15th. Looks like it was a Sunday in 2001, so I probably unpacked all my shit from my track meet and wrote a check to send to the IRS and KDR for the ****ing assreaming I got that year. It was a good one. First SE tax payment IIRC. **** taxes. Seriously. In the ****ing face. Forever.

EDIT: And I think I did the Selective Service thing the next day. Don't forget to do that shit.
Nah it's a Game of Thrones pic LMAO dude you're not that old

L.A. Chieffan 10-23-2014 11:07 AM
Let's see, 18th birthday...friends bachelor party, crazy horse in Vegas, fake ID....ya good stuff

Dayze 10-23-2014 11:07 AM
Get a mouth hug from a 50 yr old milf.

Halfcan 10-23-2014 11:13 AM
Happy B-day!!

Simply Red 10-23-2014 11:44 AM
Go see an R movie brah.

Strongside 10-23-2014 11:45 AM
Congrats on being old enough to die for your president but not old enough to drink a beer!

Strongside 10-23-2014 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz (Post 11043565)
Dude that's sick my mom isn't even 50 yet. Now my 25 year old spanish teacher on the other hand... :evil:
That's the norm nowadays man. If you ain't boning a teacher at some point during your adolescent years, you are doing something wrong.

Bufkin 10-23-2014 11:47 AM
For my 18th birthday, me and all of my brothers (7 of them) played soggy biscuit. If you need the rules and regulations, let me know. It's a relatively inexpensive game for all-male parties.

Rausch 10-23-2014 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz (Post 11043421)
So it's my 18th birthday today, what should I do this weekend to celebrate?
*Reading Everything*
Bonus points for telling me some stories of what you guys did.
I bought a lottery ticket, pack of smokes, and a porn VHS.

Because I could...

Dayze 10-23-2014 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11043498)
That's disgusting...
LMAO

Perineum Ripper 10-23-2014 11:56 AM
Happy birthday

On my 18th I went out with my ex wife..who was my girlfriend at the time..and her best friend..according to them they took me out got me blackout drunk then had their way with me..I don't remember a ****ing thing..which is good because now I hate both with a passion

But happy birthday man..have fun

ClevelandBronco 10-23-2014 11:58 AM
AIDS cake. Antifreeze frosting.

Dayze 10-23-2014 12:02 PM
That's the best kind of frosting.

kepp 10-23-2014 12:04 PM
Go out. Find a nice girl. Settle down.

blaise 10-23-2014 12:05 PM
If you're 18 you should be doing something more fun than posting on a message board.


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