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Beef Supreme 05-01-2013 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9648226)
No doors on the stalls when I was in Basic either. I'd get up at 2 am to take a shit. LMAO
Hell when I was in High School the locker room didn't even have stalls, much less doors. Just three shitters in the same room with the showers out in the open for all to see. You just had to get over it.

mikey23545 05-01-2013 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9648239)
I'm ok with killing a man.

I don't think I could push one out in public though.

Nope.

I've consulted with myself and I'm sure of it.

I'm a no-go on the public grunt-n-push...

This.

I think I cause intestinal disorders in myself by holding in shits that simply must be set free, but I have to wait until I am in the cozy constraints of my own homey shitter.

Then, often, I can't coax the snarling beast from its lair by waiting so long to try and free it from its foul constraints.

Fish 05-01-2013 08:41 AM
The average person shits out 410lbs of feces every year.

ptlyon 05-01-2013 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9648277)
The average person shits out 410lbs of feces every year.
No shit?

Steron 05-01-2013 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9648249)
When I poop in public, I try to make as big a splash as possible. I'm talkin the sound of dumping a sack of potatoes into a toilet while yelling out "mother of all that is not holy!"
Usually gets a chuckle or two, especially if I'm in the women's restroom.
:LOL:

Fritz88 05-01-2013 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiefGator (Post 9648170)
I poop in the ladies restroom to try and help them become more comfortable with it.
ROFL
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HemiEd 05-01-2013 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9648277)
The average person shits out 410lbs of feces every year.
Holy shit that is over a pound a day.

Fairplay 05-01-2013 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9648164)
[W]omen report going to different floors, or walking roundabout routes from their desk to the bathroom. And some say they’ve experienced the “standoff,” when two or more women are in the bathroom, but all decline to do their business until the others leave — instead waiting awkwardly, in silence, writhing in emotional and physical discomfort, until someone surrenders.

http://i.imgur.com/3TxnggM.gif

Fish 05-01-2013 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 9648301)
Holy shit that is over a pound a day.
Actually, I was a little off. It's more like 360lbs per year...

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According to the book The Truth About Poop, people produce one ounce of poop for each 12 pounds of their body weight.

Read more at Men's Health: http://blogs.menshealth.com/health-h...#ixzz2S3MrMBsz

notorious 05-01-2013 09:03 AM
Some people are more full of shit than others.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-01-2013 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 9648211)
I see what you did there.
:thumb:

Mr. Flopnuts 05-01-2013 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9648249)
When I poop in public, I try to make as big a splash as possible. I'm talkin the sound of dumping a sack of potatoes into a toilet while yelling out "mother of all that is not holy!"
Usually gets a chuckle or two, especially if I'm in the women's restroom.
****, that's nice, but I go for the assplosion. I want it to sound like Hiroshima up in that mutha****a.

listopencil 05-01-2013 09:14 AM
I look forward to weighing myself before and after a poop. If it happens to be a big poop I can estimate the weight. That's how I keep score.

BlackHelicopters 05-01-2013 09:15 AM
Haven't taken a dump at work in 15 months.

listopencil 05-01-2013 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9648338)
Haven't taken a dump at work in 15 months.
The elusive deuce drop?


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