I appreciate the brand loyalty and fully endorse this tournament. Timbone and I have been through a lot together and I trust him with my life. Plus...pictures of chicks.

This is Shakira. She is the hottest living female celebrity on the planet:

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I'm too afraid of Dane ridiculing me for lusting after someone who's clearly an L.A 7

This is Betty Page. She posed/acted in multiple media including motion pictures and was considered very risque for her time. I've included a NSFW pic. It's a nude, and still doesn't even do her justice:

Please make the pic a little bigger

This is Raquel Welch. I'm using a picture of her at the age of 73. Yes. That's right. This is her at 73 years old, and she's beautiful. Go ahead and google whatever pics you want form her entire adult life span. She's always been a knockout:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...40_634x870.jpg

If I could find a bigger one I'd post it.

It has to be Lindsey Stirling for me she writes, dance, plays a mean fiddle and sexy as ****.

Here's a Shakira pic:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...,_Wherever.jpg

Gah!! That chick taking the photos was the world's first Subaru customer.

I like to think Betty turned her.

So this is going to turn into a thing where only Dane and babbly lee know who the person is.
If you feel the need to put "star" in quotes, that person isn't one.

Just for Hog Farmer; Ingrid Bergman:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Tu6BdnC04E...sablanca-2.png

Why is it absolutely necessary for you to prove that you're an insufferable jackass with every post?

Are you ever just...cool?

I'm sure I've reached me limit of suggestions, but I tip my hat in the direction of Audrey Hepburn and Natalie Portman. I don't typically find small women to be so hot...but they're both smokin'.