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Nzoner 12-12-2017 11:10 PM
I hope Santa brings me a jackpot or two as we're spending Christmas at the casino.

notorious 12-12-2017 11:18 PM
"....and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there, and he's just getting stronger....."

cooper barrett 12-13-2017 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 13278686)
This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.
Just let Santa leave them crap and you and mom leave the good shit, the one year spring it on them, they won't care...

We gave gifts on Christmas at midnight, let the kids run there asses off til 4 am til they crashed and burned. We put small gifts under the tree from Santa, left an empty beer on the hearth, exchanged our personal gifts and went for some adult fun. The kids woke up about 11 am and had to be reminded that Santa had been there and new presents were under the tree:D:D:D:D:D

Ex wifey was a kindergarten teacher, she got it.

cooper barrett 12-13-2017 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Over Yonder (Post 13278702)
No sir! Every time Santa makes an appearance at my house, my credit card starts glowing red :#

Christmas was better back in the day, lots of presents...... for free!!! Ahh, the good ole days, back when I was a liberal :)


(betcha you didn't see that coming :D )
I remember those days. One Christmas I got a box of firewood...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



There was a smoker in the neighbors garage complete with bourbon and beers.:D:D:D:D

cooper barrett 12-13-2017 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 13279741)
My oldest is nearly 10 and doesn't know, which is weird, for Hollywood and all.

I figured it out when I was 7.

My second grade teacher didn't find out until she was 17.
Was the teacher "Blonde"?

cooper barrett 12-13-2017 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 13279821)
A division title and a Mahomes deep dicking of Denver in the finale.
You think that would motivate Alex11 or just say "**** you, Enjoy Cleveland, I hear they have cleaned it up alot...."

Nickhead 12-13-2017 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 13278685)
They do, but they're all digital. So now you won't even get to download one in enough time for Santa to beat off.
on the plus side there are 3D printers now :D :thumb:

cooper barrett 12-13-2017 02:02 AM
I am hoping for a new kayak "Cockpit" cover and seal for Christmas.


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RobBlake 12-13-2017 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 13279741)
My oldest is nearly 10 and doesn't know, which is weird, for Hollywood and all.

I figured it out when I was 7.

My second grade teacher didn't find out until she was 17.
17? Was she born in the Amish life near near penn?

FlaChief58 12-13-2017 02:57 AM
"Santa" is getting us a house. I just wish he'd stop draining my savings account to do it though

raybec 4 12-13-2017 09:19 AM
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net...20100803032414

Christmas spirit

threebag 12-13-2017 10:11 AM
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threebag 12-13-2017 10:13 AM
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cooper barrett 12-13-2017 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 13280501)
you may have got a little carried away with the eraser tool.


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gblowfish 12-13-2017 01:13 PM
Billy Bob is my all time favorite Santa. Careful, NSFW:

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