Nice.


I dumped a beer on a woman's head, but I wanted to bang her.


She gets down in dance motion calling me over during a party, and I go over, in typical white-man dance mode and knocked her beer out of her hand which falls directly on her head.

Smooth as sandpaper, Notorious.

What a pathetic effort by the OL.

Jesus.

Better than accidentally gleeking in a girl's face

Back to the pirouette shit again. All ****ing year they worked on him to stop that.

:hmmm:


Do you have a story to tell? I banged a woman once that jumped off me and puked next to the bed.

She actually had the audacity to ask me to keep going after that. Of course I am not going to say no.

Get Printz in there. Mauk is ****ed up.

Getting flashbacks of RG3 here...

That reminds me of the time when I had a girl deep throating me and she threw Taco Bell up all over my chest. I took a shower, handed her a toothbrush, and then titty-****ed her until completion.

Ahh...college.

LMAO


There are very few things I wouldn't do at that age that included sex and booze. Sweet memories.

Seriously. This is by far the worst defensive performance of the year. They look terrible.

Jesus H. Christ. Thank God for fumbles, but if Brantley doesn't inexcusably lose that it's probably a pick six.

When they run that spread out 3-4 look, we should probably check to a run.

****ing ew.

Just an extended anecdote. Was at loud bar trying to talk up this girl, and ever since I learned as a pre-teen how to gleek on demand, I'll do it sporadically without trying. So she got a nice misting.

That didn't deter her from being a friend. Asked her to a formal a few months after this went down, but my good friend's girlfriend had a panic attack.. or something.. and my date went with my friend to the hospital leaving me at the hotel for most of the night until she came back and I got super awkward because booze.

After that she thought she was going to date RaiderRoommate because they ****ed around and shit even though he had a GF. He nearly gave her tricho and that ended that.

Upon further review I didn't have a chance because I wasn't 6'4+ like RaiderRoomate, her boyfriend before that and her husband.

And kids, that's the story of how I met your mother.