I've mentioned this before IIRC, but....

In the great state of Missouri, if you're a male and caught urinating in public, you are placed on the Sex Offender Registry?

How ****ed up is that?

I can think of no better song to describe this guy than this one:

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everybody else does


I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Oh, of nothing in particular


You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everybody else does


Oh ...
Oh ...


There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry
And you want to die


When you say it's gonna happen "now"
Well, when exactly do you mean ?
See, i've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone


Oh ...
Oh ...


You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way ?
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everybody else does


Ok ?

Yeah, if my cousin with the exact same name was a registered perv I wouldn't change my name or anything....

Interesting. Okay - I can believe that. But then she told me the picture he provided was of her, not the girlfriend.

I'm not sure I believe that part at all. She also said the affair lasted 3 months, not 6 years and that Marty was jerking everybody's chain the whole thread because "he likes to argue". In fact, I'm not even certain I was chatting with Shannon at all. I think it was him doing a CYA.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Bob Dole had the same thought...

From what I have seen out of this guy, that would be my guess. Someone is trying to cover their ass. In any event, well played on the digging. :thumb:

On a side note, it someone did call the dudes house, I would call that out of bounds and low test and I hope that was a wild west story on his part as well.

Next up is Samir Naga Nog?

Not gonna post here any more ROFL.

QFT.

You have either never been to Iowa or you think noone here has ever been to Cumberland, MD.
I spent about three weeks there installing some robots in the ATK plant. It's not exactly the center of civilization.

Turns out this dude is bestest buds with JD. Lovely.

Why does that not suprise me ?

Can someone give me a cliff notes of this thread since i missed all 27 pages? I do remember there was a picture on the main page...

The jist i caught after 9 pages is the dude is married had sex with his best friend while married, destroyed a marriage, still wants the chick but loves his family?

As for female best friend shit, that passes when you get a GF

To quote Alice, Curiouser and Curiouser.

Phil, this thread is nuts. I can't imagine why the police would come to someone's house because of an internet posting in which a pre teenager and an adult weren't involved in sex chat. I think your "Shannon" was him trying to CYA. The "cousin" with the same name is kind odd, since said cousin also has the same b-day.

Wow. :eek: :clap:

Now that's a quality beat down.