He's bear hunting, and has somehow gotten the notion that if he can demonstrate his prowess with a female type species, it'll turn cuddly grizzlies wild.

Look! It's Eddie Haskell.

You guys are very familiar with GAY terms haha.

Big ups to all my haters!!!

If someone is actually fit and attractive on Chiefsplanet...they must be gay according to the regulars here. Haha wow didnt think you guys were THAT bitter. Guess so haha.

Hey man, all kidding aside. I did the club/bar scene when I was 25, even though I was already in professional school and was pretty busy. I scored the hot chicks and tried to get out of their place before the sun came up. Been there, done that. I dont have pics because it is pretty shallow to hang onto them 15 years later when you are married and have kids. I never thought I needed to "trophy-ize" them either. I conquered, so why "kiss and brag". My pals knew I could pull wool, so I didn't need to. You know what though? You will realize when you get a bit older, that there really isn't much challenge in bagging a few hot club chicks. You will realize that a real challenge is being a "man". Trust me, it is far easier and less stressful for me to hook up with some of my buds, hit a bar and flirt with the gals (just to show we still got it) than it is to raise 2 children, maintain 23 acres of land, a house, wife, job, coach baseball, and do all the other things family guys do. So, Yeah, you are catching some crap here, most of it in fun. We all acted like that at one time. But remember, someday you will settle down and then realize how much more there is to life than what you do now. By all means, enjoy it and live it up. The challenges later in life will require you build up some experience. We dont really need to see pics of the gals you "score" though, and you aren't gonna see pics of the gal (my wife) that I ultimately scored, its disrespectful to do that. Enjoy your times man. I wouldn't go back to that time for any amount of money if I could, but do admit it was alot of fun when I did it. Just not as fulfulling as the life I have now.

So, what kind of Yamaha do you have?

Gay attractive and straight guys go about the business of waxing tail, and if they brag about it it's with their friends.

But even while you're waxing tail, you're obsessed with whether a bunch of fat hairy dudes on a FB BB think you're cool or not. The girls are just a means to an end, that being the emotional release of a fat hairy dude's dick in your ass while you nestle yourself in his glorious chest mane.

There's nothing wrong with that. It takes all kinds to make the world go 'round. But where you miscalculated is there's no takers here. I'm sure that's frustrating, but perhaps at this point you should move on.

LMAO

:drool:

Mr. Douchbag...If you have to say what you are, you are NOT it.

To add to this:

1) Real men know when and when not to wear a shirt.

2) And when real men decide that it's appropriate to wear a shirt, they know how to operate the buttons successfully.

WOW you are REALLY REALLY into the gay lifestyle haha. Thats cool and all but its just not for me so sorry.

ROFL

I didn't bother taking pics of the girls I was nailing, the thought never crossed my mind that some day I'd have to go to an internet message board and convince total strangers of just what a ladies man I am. Yeah, I've punched some quality kitty in my day. Chicks from the supermarket, chicks from the mall, chicks from concerts, chicks from bars, strippers, mothers, daughters, sisters, done them all. Does it really matter? Probably not because I don't define myself by where I've stuck my spit. The douchebaggiest thing anyone can do, anywhere, is walk into a room and start spouting off about all the tail he's pulled, all the money he makes, and all the cool shit he owns like he's the first person to figure it out and therefore the greatest. You're not. You're just the latest in a long line of Johnny come latelies who think they've got a pretty good bead on how the world works. Good for you Johnny. But don't come around here telling me you're the bee's knee's and I'm donkey shit because you think you've done more with your few years on this earth than I and then go on to judge the life I lead because it doesn't live up to your shallow standards of existence. It's petty, it's shallow, and it's stupid. Perhaps when your other testicle drops you'll realize it, until then you're just a poseur in man's land. Back to the kiddie table with you until you figure it out, or continue the rhetorical beating. Either way I wouldn't **** those chicks' herpe holes with a stolen dick on a bet and you can take that to the bank.

Yeah, that's it, DoucheNozzle - I'm "scarred".

Dude, I've bagged so many chicks that I lost count around 300. Actresses, models, strippers and "normal" girls. I can assure you, NONE of them were as fugly as the "hot" chicks you've posted.

And FTR, I linked to one of my former GF's in a thread last year. A model who was in the Guns 'N Roses Video, "Since I Don't Have You".

And lastly, I'm not posting any pics of my family on this site.

But why do you care? All you need is a motorcycle to pick up a fatty, right? LMAO

There's only one of us begging the fat and hairy guys on this BB to congratulate him for sexing up hos, and it ain't me.
There's no evidence you care about anything involving the female species, except the chance to endure a boppy session with them and rush over here to brag about it. But you sure as shit care what we think about you. That tells me all I need to know about where your heart lies.

Dude, you're so tanned and jacked. I would NEVER **** with you man.

And those girls in the photo just prove to everyone that you're such a badass.

I take my shirt off at parties all the time, it's the cool thing to do. Especially if you're wanting to take pictures for a bunch of strangers to see on the internet.

Oh boy.....we got Mr. Hollywood vs. Midnight Dipshit to see who can be the biggest douchebag of all.

Yea, but you're nothing but an arrogant dickbag....a fat one at that. And you have no life..and.....and....there's no way you can pick up chicks like that without a cool bike.



Or, so I hear.:D

Guys, I really think we should lay off.

exactly.

this is similar to the GMC "Professional grade" truck commercials.

MD, we don't care who you're banging. We're making fun of your need to let us know who you're banging. As soon as any of us meet these girls you are bragging about, we'll be sure to invite them onto the board.

What you don't get is that many of us have already been there, done that. I'm a former D-1 athlete (Track & Field at Wichita State) who spent several years working as professional male exotic dancer. I've tapped more ass than you've seen.

I'm now 44 and a bit thick. I've had cancer, a heart condition, both knees reconstructed due to sports injuries, and now I've got a hangnail.

All I have to tell you is that you're making an ass of yourself trying to set yourself up as some sort of poongod, when in fact, you're just another punk bragging about dipping his wick. We've outgrown the need to smell some assclown's finger.

Go away, come back when you want to talk about football.

Yeah right I want him to post more reeruned pics of orange colored people.

[Douchey Howser]Ha! You juss be hatin' cuz I ain't had cancer!![/DH]

Bingo!!

:spock:

Yes, but is your skin orange?

scared, you dunce

LMAO

Eff that fake shit, Dane's in sunny H-town. 15 minutes on his veranda renders him a perfectly even 'Lou Diamond Phillips' 25 minutes gets him a stunning 'Hulk Hogan.'

Now this is a tan, brother!

Well at least you don't have hemmorroids so it's not all gloom and doom.

And this is a hair line brother!

http://media.justjared.com/headlines...-shirtless.jpg

Bwhahaha an exotic dancer?!?!?!? NOw I have heard it all. Good luck with the cancer and the heart condition you'll need it bwhahaha.

ANd to the guy that said he has bagged actresses and models hahaha where is the proof?? Oh thats right you have none haha.

You guys all talk a big talk but you refuse to post pics which is amusing to me haha.

I'm usually not one to say such things, but I think this person's time is up. I'm sure that he'll find some other place to urinate upon, but let's not have it be here.

You're even a bigger idiot than I imagined.

With your look and "tan", you'd be in high demand as a boy-toy in WeHo. LMAO

Seriously...


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Where is your proof that you've banged these girls moron? So far you've got pictures of you with girls......congrats.

I was working the garden last night, and made some fried chicken from a free range bird. man was that good. Wanna smell my finger?

C'mon man, they were all lime stealing whores.
You know what happens to a lime stealing whore, don't you?

I second that emotion.

FAX

I agree. The last comment on Braincase's medical conditions crossed the line and shows that he has nothing to offer any longer.

Suggested this yesterday. But I'll third it, we have had enough on to Hall of Classics with this for future laughs.:thumb:

He's basically said the same thing in each of his marvelous posts, Mr. kepp; hahaha ... post some pics of your wife ... haha ... don't hate ... haha ... friend with benefits ... hahaha ... i got a rash ... haha

If he's not going to tell us his techniques for picking up these phenomenal Bo Derekesque females, I'm no longer interested.

FAX

I thought the hangnail was an excellent touch.:thumb:

My years of psychological training tell me this guy is overcompensating for his latent homosexuality and he's having a serious identity crisis fighting the urge to chow dong while keeping up with the masculine facade he believes defines all men of character. My advice to the douche? Put on the skirt, chow the dong, and root for the Raiders. To thine own self be true.

I wasnt making fun of him for his cancer or heart condition but the fact that he was a stripper yet he made fun of me.

I've owned most of you on here now you want me gone. Oh soooo sad haha.

Really?

ROFL

The only things you own are:

1) Orange skin

2) Extreme insecurity

3) A meth habit

4) The clap

The fact that you think you've "owned" anyone makes you even more of a douchebag.

Stay, go, whatever. You've "owned" nothing. BFD, you have a picture with mediocre chicks with love handles and facial hair. You want a cookie? You sir, are an assclown and have received such treatment as an assclown deserves.

5) A Quality Widow's Peak

(6) An awful hat tilted slightly to the side like a true gangsta.

We don't need your approval as much as you seem to need ours.

We've forwarded all of your pics to "Hot Chicks with Douchebags". Maybe then you'll get the attention you need.

He's a legend in his own mind.

Hell, to add to every other ridiculous thing, we don't even know if the pics he posted are actually pics of him. For all we know, he could have grabbed them off the web. And still no pics of the awesome bike that he uses to score. ROFL

Nope wasnt makin fun of the fact he had cancer. I was makin fun of the fact he was an exotic dancer and he had to bring up his cancer and I said good luck with that.

I understand that you aren't too bright, so I'll post it again:

I think you should apologize. That's over-the-line.

Wow! A real life douchebag!

You guys get ALL the fun over here. This guy is the genuine article. Every other douchebag I've ever come across is a poseur by comparison. Unbelievable!

What a specimen! Bravo! Bravo!

Hey bro...

Any young, half way skinny, male can pull that...thats why they're called ho's.

Wanna impress us?....get a pick of you all up on some cute lil nun or something....

its amazing you guys are continuing to feed this guy. everything I've said on the two threads was as a joke. I would never post pictures of myself with some of those skanks. im curious though md, what's so cool about girls with moist thighs? I bet you had to pad that blondes with your silk shirt. that blonde is a whaletale and I can guarantee her asshole looked like the deathstar. big and dark. Posted via Mobile Device

Jebus on a cross. Someone get this thread a Valtrex, this outbreak just won't go away on its own.

Thread info & pics forwarded to hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Might not make the forum, however. The chicks probably aren't hot enough.

Who exactly have you owned?

You've proclaimed yourself to be a "hot" guy because of your motorcycle. You've posted pictures of yourself with below average females. Once it's been pointed out that these are below average females, your response has been "Prove that you do better".

Why in the hell does anyone have to prove anything, much less, to a freakin' 25 year-old, immature, balding, orange "man"?

Furthermore, you've embarrassed yourself in an effort to discredit others.

The only person "owned" here is you.

There are many medications available to help reduce the psychotic symptoms of schizophrenia: Zyprexa, Clozaril, and Risperda are common choices.

Well .... that's not exactly, completely accurate, Mr. DaneMcCloud. He's also embarrassed Mr. Donger - which isn't easy to do.

FAX

You've got a kid on the way, more proof of getting laid than he'll ever have.

Let's hope he never posts real proof. I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

Actually, she's here :)

And my lack of sleep proves it! o:-)

Congratulations! Best post in the thread.

I have a delicate nature.

Why in the wide, wide world of sports would anyone want to stop this thread?

He should apologize for making fun of another member's physical problems.

The same reason that you eventually throw out the house guest who keeps vomiting on your carpet.

I've never really understood these kinds of requests: Why ask for an apology from someone who isn't sorry? What good does this do?

One often sees this from parents. Kid says something outrageously disrespectful to mom or dad and said victim immediately responds, "Billy! How could you! Say you're sorry!" Billy, curtly and quitely responds, "sorry." How does this obviate the implications of the transgression?

Donger, I'm not trying to imply that this situation is analogous. Just the most ready example that comes to mind, and your post raised an interesting question for me.

This guy doesn't have enough intelligence to get you all worked up to the point that you need to stop the thread. He's being totally owned. The only person that doesn't get it is him. It's like giving someone the death penalty when you wished they would get life in prison. Keep the thread going, **** him.

LMAO

Perhaps I'm giving the young man too much credit? We'll see.

You want to stop the thread to help him save face? Where were you during my g-spot thread?

Giving you intentionally incorrect instructions, of course.

yo bogey...catchin any fish?
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I understand. Subtlety might not be as effective as you hope.