How do you like your goatee? Bushy, racing stripe, or almost-clean? :D

If anyone says bushy I'm going to wonder if they are really strange.

some girls like guys with goatees cause when they go down to the warm wet cave and yell where's waldo while looking for the missing rodents, the goatee hairs tickle the giblets

An old joke. A kid goes off to college and grows a goatee. He takes a picture of himself and sends it home with a note "I look like a count,no?". Father reads the note and fumes "Dumb,stùpid kid. I'm paying all this money for college and he can't even spell!"
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Well, if you're 40 or older, and remember the seventies, everyone was a jungle back then, LOL.

welcome to the jungle

Yes, but the drawback to the goatee is what I like to call the "glazed donut" effect. LMAO An wash that chin all you might, but you'll be walking down the street a few hours and later and still go... :::sniff sniff::: "Hmmm..." ;)

The rubyfruit jungle.

savor thy flavor

juicyfruit, the taste is gonna move ya!

This thread is going to very strange places...

titties

Someone needs to tell Lumpy to get with the times...
Now that I have a goatee, I'm afraid of that whole "velcro" effect.
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LMAO Well, there are worse things you can get your goatee entangled in, no?

Ha, what about women that basically have a 5 o'clock shadow.....bit stubbly if you will.

Two words for you: rubber gasket. :D

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just rip it off her with some duct tape.

also each month cut it into the shape of a different state to make things fun like she's a geography teacher or something.

otherwise contact Delano cause a few days back when we had a similar pube discussion he said something about having dreads in his puby region.

and if lumpy gets pissed about the duct tape thing please blame that on Delano too.:D

reminds me of those thing in pubelic toilets, whatever ya wanna call em, butt koozies or wax paper ass gaskets.

Shadoop dooby doo.

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oh jamaal meet our new friend justin bannon

someone who knows coaches told me Josh McDaniels gave his own pony a dirty sanchez cause hes into that, strange i know but this freak knows freaks who also coach and said josh has a way with farm animals.

Donk Turd Illustrated

boy you crazay

I am w/ the times... I have a sweet Whisker Biscuit thing going on! :thumb:

Now, stop discussing the condition of my hoochie-cootch fur coat on a public BB, assmunch!

LMAO

Took you a while.

I got the weed-eater working if you wanted to trim up a bit, sasquatch.

gonzo she just called it a whisker biscuit.ROFL


you taught her well.

:D

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http://www.bushmansbowshop.co.za/ima...biscuit-dt.jpg

Whisker Biscuit

them some impressively groomed pubes

miracle grow?

Cha-Cha-Cha Chia! :D

finally.............there really is people in this world that think like me!!!

did i read correctly a few days ago u said it's been a long time?

hope you have a great time and enjoy yourself man.:clap:;)

like 16 months bro. Im gonna Q for the entire clan fri. night.

sounds like a blast! hug em and tell them you love them. Still got my mom but lost 2 of the family elders this month within 12 days of eachother. Pretty rough with no siblings i let mom grieve and stay tough for her. One was my grandad who was also my main father figure and hero. Tough trying to move on.

Have a great time and enjoy their company bro.:thumb:

I feel ya. My Grandmothers husband had been goin through chemo and then broke his pelvis in 2 places last week. Being 85, it aint good.
We are gonna show in force to support Grandmother....so i get to see mom by default...and thanks.

that's what i use!!!


on my Fred Bear Bow... not on my pubes...


those look more like a string silencer

http://www.boneheadbowhunting.com/images/abs1.jpg

same color and everything..

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I was having issues w/ the arrow rest that came with my compound bow, so Gonzo installed the Whisker Biscuit. When he told me what they called it, I ROFL.

i'll be thinking of you and yours. Feed em good!!:thumb:

got a tip of a squirls tail kinda looks like that attached to the antenna of my truck. looks like a ball of red pubes but it drive the dog wild when he rides along. Now every time the 90 lb tank(dobe) gets a whiff of squirrel he gets a woody and howels and growels like you wouldn't believe. Neighbors give me some weird looks but i don't let him run free and when he sees them with me he just licks em to death.

My shaft kept falling off to the side... i needed something to hold it firmly in place, at least on weekends, which is when i do most of my hunting. that's when i purchased a cheap whisker biscuit. Since then i've slide my shaft into some pretty big game and it always goes down soon after. money well spent.

ROFL

Beastiality much?

The guy has running from the cops speed.

I wonder if SHE bangs with HER socks on...

I wonder if HE bangs with THREE socks on...

I wonder if HE bangs with HER socks on...

best (bst)
adj. Superlative of good.
1. Surpassing all others in excellence, achievement, or quality; most excellent: the best performer; the best grade of ore.
2. Most satisfactory, suitable, or useful; most desirable: the best solution; the best time for planting.
3. Greatest; most: He spoke for the best part of an hour.
4. Most highly skilled: the best doctor in town.




well i guess you can call it that. :D

:doh!: Stupid autofill. LMAO

I wish there was a way of the people you have on ignore for their quoted material to be ignored too.

:D

;)

There is.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/7023

sweet! Thanks

oh and ...

Two threads were on top of eachother.

So I read.. "Parcell's rules for dating a quarterback"

So I rushed to click on it.

Dammit.

Graffiti artist hunting. Stakeout potential graffiti spots, graffiti artist shows up, gun to temple. Make them tag their name, if it looks like shit, off with both index fingers. Fueled by the asshole that hit Beardsley Road making us look like a city with no artistic or creative talent.

What did Gochiefs go do now....

It's nice to know being a bimbo isn't strictly a female thing.

Roast beef+sharp cheddar+lettuce+tomato+Mayo+spicy mustard+wheat bread.

Side of pringles. Booyah.
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OHHH that sounds tasty

GOOD DAY

PLEASE I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE REGARDING MY FUND ($60 MILLION) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR A PROFITABLE INVESTMENT. MY NAME IS DAVID A. KWASI, SOMALIAN BY NATIONALITY, I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM A BISCUIT WHICH I BOUGHT WHEN I ARRIVED IN ACCRA GHANA TWO WEEKS AGO, I WANT YOU TO BE MY FOREIGN BENEFICIARY AND PARTNER.

MEANWHILE THE FUND IS SAFELY AND PRESENTLY IN STANDARD CHARTERED BANK GHANA LIMITED . IT WAS DEPOSITED THERE BY MY LATE FATHER DR.JOHNSON A. KWASI DURING POLITICAL CRISES IN MY COUNTRY SOMALIA, I WILL BE VERY MUCH HAPPY IF YOU ACCEPT THIS PROPOSAL I WILL HIGHLY COMPENSATE YOU WITH 30% OF THE FUND.

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AS A MATTER OF IMPORTANCE AND URGENCY.

THANKS,
YOUR SINCERELY,
DAVID A. KWASI

What the hell is my e-mail doing on biscuits in Ghana?

Some lady kept singing songs somewhere in the neighborhood. She just kept singing. Not that it was bad.
It was funny the neighbor dog would howl when she did.

She just kept singing, weird.

Dirk Nowitzki is amazing, Mavericks go on 15-2 run in the fourth quarter, then push Memphis' shit in during overtime to complete the comeback. Dirk was cold as ice most of the game and finishes with 28.

I have a random thought, well actually a question, is there anybody on Chiefsplanet who is REALLY good at Math? Im currently taking an advanced functions math course, and could use some help. Thanks

they're having a band play outside at the bar behind my apt complex. got the door and windows open and can hear em pretty good. mostly playing covers it sounds like. someone playing the fiddle too. man its nice out tonight, if i didnt work early, i'd go over there.

That might have been me, but if it wasn't, I still think that's awesome.

I have Spring fever.

The 3-day weekend has just begun. Woohoo!

This is a weekend?

It's Holy ****ing Week. Santa Semana...

I either broke or dislocated my thumb about in one of my games 3+ weeks ago, and been playing flag football, and basketball with the thumb heavily taped but the weird thing is my mid range j has been even more on point since the injury, free throws as well. other things are hard though, it still hurts like hell. So far this is the only benefit.

Today gon be a good day I'm feelin like I'm ice cube
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I35 and 119th street South bound exit, seriously? Only one right hand turn lane, really? Cmon man.

I'm going on a diet, and it started yesterday. I currently weight 230. My goal is to drop 20 and get to 210 pounds. At 6'5", I want to be a lean mean machine before pool time hits in June! I'm gonna miss drinking beer. :deevee:

Not a good Friday for me. :(

The shitheads in the bay next to ours decided it was such a beautiful day that they would sandblast outside. I went out to lunch and sure as shit, my jeep is covered with tan specks. I am pissed! :cuss:

Does anyone speak Spanish? If so, plz let me know how to say: "hey assholes, you owe me a ****ing carwash!"

TIA

You know, I always thought "The Postman" with Kevin Costner was a fairly good movie. A little long-winded but I'd give it 3.5 outta 5 stars.
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Taco bell....