You would think. Maryland has a shitty sex offender site. On the MO site you can find out what crime they were convicted of and quite a few details about the victim they chose - except for personal info of course.

Sex Offense Third Degree?

Dude is in some hurt. What a pathetic loser.

I had seen that.

I was joking about Chris Hanson catching him on the Hannah Montana chat....who knew.

wait, the sex offender thing is real?

I don't know what you're talking about. But there is a guy that lives in Maryland that has the same name as our shyguyms that has been convicted.

this thread is epic

So in case you all were wondering what Maryland classifies as a 3rd degree sexual offense:

3rd degree sexual offense: Sexual contact without the consent of the victim, along with an aggravating factor, like causing or putting in fear of serious physical injury or disfigurement, suffocating, kidnapping, etc. Sexual contact is intentionally touching genitalia, the anus or other intimate area. It includes penetration by a part of the body except the penis or mouth.

Also includes sexual contact with mentally disabled victim, victim under age 14 and perpetrator 4 years older, a sexual act with victim 14 or 15 and perpetrator 21, vaginal intercourse with victim 14 or 15 and perpetrator 21.

I guess the lesson in all this is: Don't **** around and piss off the planet.

Come back, Marty. Do you seriously have 3 daughters? Are you even allowed around them?

Well this thread took a strange turn. I'm guessing we never see this guy again.

The latest revelations might explain why the dude claimed to have an attorney on speed dial....probably does.

I like the tags on this thread.

Doesn't he live with his wife still? That info shows a different addy

Wow... when I saw this earlier today I figured it was just a silly little cry for attention. (I also found what MTG was referring to) The OP has got to be one of the dumbest bastards I've ever seen.

The BD's are the same. Seems it would be quite the coincidence to have two guys in the same town with the same name and same birthdays. One of the addresses is probably old.