Dayze |
07-11-2016 08:26 PM |
The thing I remember most about the oj bronco Chase was I was was dating this hot little sophomore cheerleader in high school ( and I was going to be a senior in HS, Mr. Chris Hansen), and her parent s were supposed to be going out that particular night. We were fooling around in my car. (The girl and I, not her parents ) and she was a total noob. First time she had held a penis, which I'm guessing she was amazed at the size. Fooling around hot and heavy, and she says she wants to go home. I'm thinking ....damnit Carl. But then she says my parents are gone.
Kick ass! So I haul ass to her house in my 442. Screech to a hault, we get out, she's smiling and laughing and I'm thinking awww yeahs..getting, laid tonight. Open the front door, and like a movie, in my, head, the sound of a record being scratched, her parents are sitting in the living room watching the OJ Chase on TV.
"Oh hi Dayze. Come on in. Say, have you heard about this OJ thing"?
"No. I sure haven't sir"
Massive set of blue balls, that I still haven't forgiven OJ for.
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