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Rausch 08-22-2004 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Ok, seriously, if some guy asked me if I was "in the mood for some sexual intercourse", no way would I let him sink the cream machine.

Bad advice.
Yeah, just wink at 'er and ask "Would you like some EXTRA pepperoni with that pie mah'm?"

:evil:

Rausch 08-22-2004 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian
...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread.
Pshaw...when that happens you just change the gal's name and feed your buddies as much bs as they're dumb (or drunk) enough to swallow... :)

Iowanian 08-22-2004 10:04 PM
Instruction by Pictures.
 
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Chiefs Pantalones 08-22-2004 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Cody just bribes them with Jalapeno cheese baows.


He is right though.....don't ask her, unless you're paying outright....Just keep stealing bases until she gives you the slide sign.

...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread.
ROFL

Good point, btw. If you're paying, you have the green light to ask for anything. It's your damn money. ROFL

Iowanian 08-22-2004 10:07 PM
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You'll then, probably feel a little

Iowanian 08-22-2004 10:09 PM
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Don't tell her its *pic 1* if its *pic 2*

Iowanian 08-22-2004 10:12 PM
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If you play it right...she'll let you touch her

Iowanian 08-22-2004 10:14 PM
If that all works....You'll be able
 
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To

Iowanian 08-22-2004 10:17 PM
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Beware of

Iowanian 08-22-2004 10:19 PM
If it doesn't work out
 
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You've always got options

Iowanian 08-22-2004 10:21 PM
If she's ugly
 
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and tells and your friends ask you about it....

Rain Man 08-22-2004 10:23 PM
If you're too shy to ask directly, go to the girl's mom and ask her if she'd be interested in participating in a mother-daughter threesome. If she is, then she'll probably take care of the arrangements.

Iowanian 08-22-2004 10:24 PM
One more thing
 
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Be careful her Daddy doesn't catch you or

Fairplay 08-22-2004 10:41 PM
Iowanian i don't want to see that, even if it is an X-ray.

Rausch 08-22-2004 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Fairplay
Iowanian i don't want to see that, even if it is an X-ray.
http://emhain.wit.ie/~ynicol/Funny/X-RAY.JPG


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