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Rudy tossed tigger's salad 08-17-2015 08:11 PM

For as much as your life sucked not too long ago, it amazes me how little empathy you have. It's spectrum-ish.

Hammock Parties 08-17-2015 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 11666707)
For as much as your life sucked not too long ago, it amazes me how little empathy you have. It's spectrum-ish.

Why should I have empathy for a stranger who misrepresented themselves?

I was perfectly nice. I conversed with her for 10 minutes, told her I wasn't interested, and left.

Predarat 08-17-2015 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 11666707)
For as much as your life sucked not too long ago, it amazes me how little empathy you have. It's spectrum-ish.

Just ask Billay how much empathy THEY have.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 08-17-2015 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 11666731)
Just ask Billay how much empathy THEY have.

Oh, no doubt. Women can be brutal

SPchief 08-17-2015 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11666722)
Why should I have empathy for a stranger who misrepresented themselves?

I was perfectly nice. I conversed with her for 10 minutes, told her I wasn't interested, and left.

Ding Ding Ding.

Hammock Parties 08-17-2015 08:20 PM

I've known women who weren't interested in me and they led me on and let me pay for everything.

I would have been ecstatic if those women had peaced out after 10 minutes.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 08-17-2015 08:22 PM

I did misunderstand the 2-minutes of waiting on the check to be the entirety of the date. I'd say 8 minutes makes a difference. My bad.

Hammock Parties 08-17-2015 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 11666751)
I did misunderstand the 2-minutes of waiting on the check to be the entirety of the date. I'd say 8 minutes makes a difference. My bad.

LMAO

Yeah that would have been really mean.

I sat there for 8 minutes drinking my beer and figuring out how the **** I was going to get out of there, sub-consciously begging the bartender to get the **** over here so I could ask for the check.

ThaVirus 08-17-2015 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11666517)
Holy ****, some of you guys are missing the **** out.

You have got to learn how to talk to your woman about sex and what you want to do. Get her to watch some porn and learn. Women are just as big of freaks as guys are. You just have to know how to bring it up with each chick.

Everyone loves to bust a nut. If you ask her how to make her cum and you get the job done, then she will do almost anything you ask after that (there are exceptions).


I have no problem talking to girls about sex. I actually love talking about sex. I could talk about sex all day, every day.

The issue is that about 99% of my sexual encounters have been one-nighters or very brief. I was a dog when I was younger.

But my ex, who I was with for 3+ years, had never watched a lick of porn. To this day she maintains that she's never seen any porn in her lifetime. Her head game isn't bad but she's just not as interested as she could be to perfecting her craft. Head to her is just something she has to do occasionally before sex to get warmed up.

Sometimes a guy just wants his dick sucked while he's watching TV, ya feel me?!?

Eureka 08-17-2015 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11666517)
Holy ****, some of you guys are missing the **** out.

You have got to learn how to talk to your woman about sex and what you want to do. Get her to watch some porn and learn. Women are just as big of freaks as guys are. You just have to know how to bring it up with each chick.

Everyone loves to bust a nut. If you ask her how to make her cum and you get the job done, then she will do almost anything you ask after that (there are exceptions).

^Good advice overall.

Women want to be romanced and generally aren't visual creatures like us guys. Thus porno is something that should be introduced long after you've undone her combo. I suggest some guys are better off talking about that after a few dates at least lol.

ThaVirus 08-17-2015 10:54 PM

***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread, Part 2 *****
 
*on first date*

"I took the liberty of printing out some screenshots from my favorite porno. Here *draws huge John Madden circle* is some of the stuff I'm going to be expecting from you tonight. Don't forget to work the balls."

Pasta Little Brioni 08-17-2015 10:58 PM

New fantasy team: Clay ditched Billy's whale

Pasta Little Brioni 08-17-2015 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11666722)
Why should I have empathy for a stranger who misrepresented themselves?

I was perfectly nice. I conversed with her for 10 minutes, told her I wasn't interested, and left.

Yup I have no sympathy for the false advertisers. Let me guess she was "athletic and toned".....8 years ago

ThaVirus 08-17-2015 11:03 PM

ROFL Online dating has ruined you guys

Hammock Parties 08-17-2015 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11667164)
Yup I have no sympathy for the false advertisers. Let me guess she was "athletic and toned".....8 years ago

Actually her body type was "average" but she looked fairly athletic in the pic. Toned arms. Slim face.

I have no idea when that pic was taken but it wasn't this month. She walked in and I was like "surely that isn't her...." and then when she stared deeply into my eyes as if to say "hi stud" I realized I had stepped in dating dogshit.


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