I didn't fall for anything. I was pissed.

I think I'm going to lay off for a while. Play hard to get.

But that's hard to do.

Hmmm ... that almost inspires me to start my own 1 man band and call it, "The Little Man In The Boat."

I always wanted a band called "The Sand Paper Tampons" or "Dan From Roseanne's Nightmare".

Sure you did. There's no such things as "too wet."

Lumpy? luv? Tell him. He needs to know.

*cringes and crosses legs*

I know there's not. Hence me being pissed. It's just like the 'bad chili' the other night and the "that black guy was just installing cable" from last week.

I truely live in Jerry Springer world, you guys would be all wtf if I posted some shit on here.

Is it possible that she could be having female issues, um, down there? Or perhaps she's just stressed out w/ work or the kids?

Um. Um. No comment. :D

She's not your sister, cousin, or really a dude, is she?

Damnit! :mad:

Sometimes you're about as worthless as a kickstand on a cow! :cuss:

:p

yeah there's been alot of issues and fights and setbacks. It hard out here in independence.