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Hammock Parties 08-27-2008 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4951612)
Double bag it, if she's easy

What's funny is she lives in the same area as the 18-year old. ROFL

Bearcat 08-27-2008 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4951611)
1. She knows I'm a virgin.

2. She winked at me first.

Winking at someone in real life and winking over the internet are just a little different....



;)




And no, that doesn't mean I want to f*** you.

Bearcat 08-27-2008 07:17 PM

Maybe it's just me, but she doesn't really look like she's a hornyanything, or that I might one day see her in p0rn.

Iowanian 08-27-2008 07:18 PM

yeah claythan....You're REALLY ready to go from a "nada pink" to "stretching stink".

Any girl that will admit to wanting anal right off......way, way way out of your league. She's Tilta-whirl and you're Teacups.

luv 08-27-2008 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4951611)
1. She knows I'm a virgin.

2. She winked at me first.

You've lost weight, so you've gained a lot of confidence. That's gonna have to carry you.

Hammock Parties 08-27-2008 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4951635)
yeah claythan....You're REALLY ready to go from a "nada pink" to "stretching stink".

Any girl that will admit to wanting anal right off......way, way way out of your league. She's Tilta-whirl and you're Teacups.

Could be fun. Shut up.

kstater 08-27-2008 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4951635)
yeah claythan....You're REALLY ready to go from a "nada pink" to "stretching stink".

Any girl that will admit to wanting anal right off......way, way way out of your league. She's Tilta-whirl and you're Teacups.

ROFL

luv 08-27-2008 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4951635)
yeah claythan....You're REALLY ready to go from a "nada pink" to "stretching stink".

Any girl that will admit to wanting anal right off......way, way way out of your league. She's Tilta-whirl and you're Teacups.

True on the anal. Takes some knowledge. Of course, if she's THAT experienced, you might just need some lube instead of the extra foreplay.

Iowanian 08-27-2008 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4951643)
Could be fun. Shut up.


I'm sure she'll be THRILLED to have you paint her back white before you penetrate the baloon knot, starsky.

Hammock Parties 08-27-2008 07:22 PM

You gotta ease it in, real slow-like. It's not rocket science. Butt wasn't made for sexin.'

Iowanian 08-27-2008 07:24 PM

You should probably start finding that out now, for when reality hits that you're a "bottom".

Hammock Parties 08-27-2008 07:25 PM

I'm cool with reverse cowgirl.

SithCeNtZ 08-27-2008 07:26 PM

You complain that the other girl posted pictures that didn't represent herself and was over weight in your eyes, but now you think some hot thin chick is messaging you begging for you to talk to her when her profile says no strings attached sex? Did you not learn your lesson last time?

Hammock Parties 08-27-2008 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SithCeNtZ (Post 4951677)
You complain that the other girl posted pictures that didn't represent herself and was over weight in your eyes, but now you think some hot thin chick is messaging you begging for you to talk to her when her profile says no strings attached sex? Did you not learn your lesson last time?

You're not making a whole lot of sense. If this chick is misrepresenting herself I have no way of knowing. ANYONE could misrepresent themselves.

Only one way to find out.


http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9698/grailzf6.jpg

QuikSsurfer 08-27-2008 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4951656)
I'm sure she'll be THRILLED to have you paint her back white before you penetrate the baloon knot, starsky.

ROFLROFLROFL


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