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BryanBusby 01-28-2019 05:04 PM

Man that whole era was Monday Night Raw starting off with 30 minute long HHH promos. I don't miss those.

Sassy Squatch 01-28-2019 05:08 PM

Big Boss Man feeding Al Snow his own dog and the subsequent Kennel from Hell match.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-28-2019 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14078110)
Big Boss Man feeding Al Snow his own dog and the subsequent Kennel from Hell match.

I will forever defend the Bossman and Big Show program.

Bossman's poem about the Big Show's dad's death and him crashing the funeral was so awful that it was hilarious.

BryanBusby 01-28-2019 05:17 PM

The Big Show riding the coffin tied to boss man's cruiser is still legit hilarious to this day

so was Val Venus looking down at Big Show in the urinal and being all, "heh and they call you the BIG SHOW"

Sassy Squatch 01-28-2019 05:33 PM

The worst thing I can think of that actually went according to plan was WWE forcing Hawk to pretend he was a drunk and high addict with suicidal tendencies.... when he was actually struggling with those issues in real life. IIRC, some dude named Puke ended up "killing" him by pushing him off the titantron or something ****ing dumb like that.

That shit is just cruel. Katie Vick was just Triple H humping a doll at the end of the day.

BryanBusby 01-28-2019 05:35 PM

Brian's got a gun was pretty messed up too

Sassy Squatch 01-28-2019 05:39 PM

The most uncomfortable thing WWE does nowadays is allow Shane McMahon to wrestle. He always stiffs guys and ends up taking receipts, does some of the dumbest bumps you'll see at a modern day show, turns a varying shade of dark pink all the way to purple in every match, and routinely forgets what he's supposed to say when he's playing the authority figure. The dude is 49 years old. Get him out of there.

Sassy Squatch 01-28-2019 06:20 PM

Jeff Jarrett signed to WWE as a producer and on camera talent. Please don't ever come out with that outfit on again.

BryanBusby 01-28-2019 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14078167)
The most uncomfortable thing WWE does nowadays is allow Shane McMahon to wrestle. He always stiffs guys and ends up taking receipts, does some of the dumbest bumps you'll see at a modern day show, turns a varying shade of dark pink all the way to purple in every match, and routinely forgets what he's supposed to say when he's playing the authority figure. The dude is 49 years old. Get him out of there.

Still a better worker than Nia Jax

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-28-2019 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14078159)
The worst thing I can think of that actually went according to plan was WWE forcing Hawk to pretend he was a drunk and high addict with suicidal tendencies.... when he was actually struggling with those issues in real life. IIRC, some dude named Puke ended up "killing" him by pushing him off the titantron or something ****ing dumb like that.

That shit is just cruel. Katie Vick was just Triple H humping a doll at the end of the day.

If it makes you feel any better, "Puke" was Darren Drozdov, a former scrub for the Broncos who was later paralyzed when D. Lo Brown botched a running powerbomb and dumped him on his head.

Sassy Squatch 01-28-2019 06:30 PM

Sonjay Dutt and Shane Helms start producing today. Pretty sure Abyss from TNA is going to be a producer soon too.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-28-2019 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 14078161)
Brian's got a gun was pretty messed up too

"We'll see what happens when Austin 3:16 meets Pillman 9mm Glock!!"

Pillman was God. He swerved three promotions into paying him all at the same time, got a guaranteed contract from Vince, was so good on the mic that he got ECW guys to boo the shit out of him after he began a promo tearing apart Bischoff, and was one of the best American cruiserweights of the early-mid 90s. Unfortunately, that car wreck destroyed his ankle and he came back too soon, which exacerbated a painkiller addiction that helped stop his heart.

He was every bit the total package as almost anyone that ever worked for that company.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-28-2019 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 14078228)
Still a better worker than Nia Jax

So am I and the entirety of my wrestling experience is working as a run-in referee and Mean Gene-esque backstage interviewer for a backyard wrestling program.

Sassy Squatch 01-28-2019 06:35 PM

Bill Watts did his best to **** Pillmans career up well before that crash. ****ing dumbass.

Sassy Squatch 01-28-2019 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 14078228)
Still a better worker than Nia Jax

That is such a hilariously low bar to set.


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