I would definitely agree with the "animals" and "feces" parts.

The conjoined twins would depend on how they were conjoined. :D

Most people have a "sexual weakness"... you know, something that turns you RIGHT the f**k on immediately. Redheads. Big jugs. English accents. Stuff like that.

I was in line for coffee just now and saw one of mine: tight white jeans. Mmm. Stems from grade school, when I sat next to this incredibly cute girl named Andrea. Straight, shoulder-length, jet black hair. Pale complexion, cute freckles. Eyes to die for. And, most importantly, a great butt and legs, and almost always wore white jeans. Scha-wing!

I know what you mean...

Whenever I see a Barbie Doll with no hair and tattoo's scribbled on it with a sharpie marker... BOING

I farted.

So you want the "crazy Britney" with some ink? Hey, whatever works for you. :D

Oh, yeah, and CNN is airing a Nutrasystem commercial.

I'd f**k the skinny Marie Osmond, even though she's no spring chicken.

Hell, throw the skinny Valerie Bertinelli in there.

MWUTBFILF*

*(Moms Who Used To Be Fatties that I'd Like to F**k)

not gonna lie to you... tennis sucks... alot...


but womens tennis has some damn fine women... and is worth the time to watch them, if you can avoid watching the tennis aspect..

Claire Danes was just on Letterman. (The show. Not the man.)

She is now tall, thin, angular, and a bit crack-whorey... Yet still attractive enough that I'd like to :hump: her until she snaps like a twig. :D

Mr Brown,I'd like to **** your daughters.......
Posted via Mobile Device

Tonight my top 5 celebrity ****s would be, and mind you, I'm in my 40's, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock,Courteney Cox, Angie Harmon,Jennifer Love Hewitt. Mariah Carey wearing that Golden Globe dress would be off the bench.
Posted via Mobile Device

So basically you like skinny brunettes.

I'm down.

Mostly. Although Aniston isn't a brunette and I have major thing for Cameron Diaz too. Jennifer Love Hewitt. She gave me a stiffy watching "Garfield".
Posted via Mobile Device

Those are all very acceptable :hump: targets.

I'm actually compiling a list of actresses who aren't quite stereotypically "hot" that I want to nail. Sort of a Bucket List.

10 to 1 you'll have Kathy Bates on the list.

Only if she's got the axe from "Misery".

No, I said "not stereotypically hot". Not "bizarre". :)

Gonna start a new thread, just to see what other people consider unusual.

Who the f**k came up with cottage cheese?

Who created TP?
Posted via Mobile Device

TP? You don't use the 3 shells?

Mr. Delicious of course.

Is that a brand out there?

I bought some the other day. Why, I don't know; I hadn't eaten it in about a decade. It's just a bizarre food. Lumpy, bland, not even "cheesy" tasting. It's some weird shit.

I have some random thoughts I'd like to share.

Just remember "boredom" isn't always a bad thing, it's actually really good. It works.

For example, here's what I mean, say you want to make money? You can do that very easily, and take the boring route. Just stack up on the cash from week to week in the bank account. the old fashioned way. Remember when your parents would tell you to save money? Put aside money each week and you'll see over a prolonged period of time that money will accumulate. It's simple, and boring. However, this is easier said then done because you will have to develop into an economist, and it requires you to think like one as well. If you could find ways to save, squeezing a couple of extra cents into that account, great! But I also believe you have to be very disclipined as well. Its easy to get carried away and distracted by luxurious things, which in turn tempts us to spent the big bucks.

Another example of how boredom works, is, eating plain and clean is really effective. Eat healthy but plain. You want to lose weight? eat watered tuna out of a can (raw) w/ salad and 1 tbsp of olive oil and vinegar. eat chicken breast with nothing on it and w/ salad and 1 tbsp of olive oil and vinegar. Eat egg whites in the morning with nothing on them. Eat plain yogurt and have some berries. Have a protein shake with water and nothing else. Drink lots of water and have green tea plain with nothing in it. Go for jogs in your area 5x a week, and do some weights. This is boring, but you'll lose weight and look great.

another thing I believe in is keeping things simple. Don't make things complicated for yourself, just follow the K.I.S.S. rule...meaning keep it simple stupid! Don't overexpose your mind to too much information, thats what society tries to do to ppl, and its B.S. too much information clutters your mind with too much thought, and thats the worst thing you can do to yourself, you may shape into an intellect, but you won't be able to think clearly, nor see things with clarity. there is a saying what you don't know won't hurt you...If you have the will, you'll have the way, and you learn as you go. Im sure there are a thousand different remedies or ways to do certain things but is it necessary to know all the remedies? Nope.

Alrighty then....

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I.......JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTZZZZ

You have described me to a tee. They say the unexamined life is not worth living, but I have to say the over-examined life is even worse. The knowledge you gain on a daily basis is large, but after a certain point it consumes you. You start to base your self-worth on your knowledge, which even makes you narcissistic; yet its never enough so you always feel inferior to those around you. You also find yourself never trusting your instinct, thinking out possible solutions even when you KNOW what should be done. This can many times be counterproductive, sometimes dangerous. And the ultimate frustration is the paralysis. Even on decisions you can analyze without worry, you can never decide. Because you see, hear, think too much. There's never one solution, or even two, there's about 10, 100, or sometimes even an infinite number of possibilities. All of this, needless to say can cause some extreme mental and emotional frustration, fatigue, and ultimately despair.

I guess that's my random thought. :) BTW its just a rant, not a state of being.

So the Forrest Gump/Paris Hilton philosophy? Not sure that I agree that limiting your knowledge and opportunities is the best way to happiness, but I guess it works for some people...

Nah. I just like cottage cheese. No fruit or other bullshit either. Salt. Pepper. Money!

Lao Tsu thought that anything that messed with your desire to do what comes naturally is limiting to our overall contentment. There's actually a book called The Tao of Pooh, basically telling the reader that Winnie the Pooh is leading the ideal lifestyle for inner peace and contentment. He might be on to something, but that's not my style at all.

I think it is more of an overload. I have a real hard time shutting down my brain. Even now at 3:00 a.m., my mind is racing around. Perhaps there's a happy medium.

Like I said, I do believe the unexamined life is not worth living, but over-examination is just as detrimental.

And by no means am I trying to be self-righteous. Whenever you tell someone you are smart they automatically assume you're being arrogant, which is FAR from the truth. So what if you're smart? It doesn't make you any more of a person (believe me).

Here's another random thought. I'm like the opposite of a hot chick. When people say I'm interesting, and its like, "You know, there's more to me than just my personality. Why don't you try complimenting me on my body once in a while?"

I believe the best route to happiness is learning to appreciate what you currently have rather than striving for more.

*I think we live in a society where we are trained and programmed to think a certain way. We are led to believe that constantly setting goals is the way to go in life. It's not. That's a concept of greed right there which is destructive upon the soul. How can one be happy if they always want more? Because basically all they're saying to themselves is, Im not satisfied, and with the greed mindset they never will be! this is why I believe people who are wealthy, are never happy. But notice people who are poor or in the middle have more of a smile on their face.

*I think its better to have enough and be happy than to have a wealth of riches and constantly working and be miserable. I believe that whatever you work for has no meaning in the end..We are all going die anyway, and everything you do in life is useless. Absolutely useless. I know this sounds negative but its real and its our fate. You see all this greed comes from coveting. and this is the biggest problem. We, as people covet way too much! Our own desires kill us and yet sometimes we don't even realize it. We get distracted and too caught up in satisfying our own desires. Just remember, anything you want in life, you have too work for. So if you covet a lot and have a mind loaded with desires, guess what? you'll be working your whole life and will be busy all the time. This is what a lot of people do. So they get distracted and lose their focus on the big picture. You know what the big picture is? Health. Sanity. Freedom. Peace of mind. Happiness. What about that stuff? Do they mention that in this society we live in? Hardly. These are the finer things in life but the also the groundwork of all health. Now, how is this attainable when you're constantly busy all the time? It's not, and thats what a lot of fail to realize sometimes. So the next time any of you decide to take a break from whatever it is you do, keep these thoughts in mind and you'll be a better person, and just always remember that you owe this to yourself and your spirit will prosper in the process.

*Remember what you are working for is only to satisfy your desires, and what you earn you can't take with you. Working all the time is robbing you from the finer things in life. Being busy isn't benefiting you, it's stressing you and making you sick. Being busy is not living your life. You are going to die someday, and it's not death that the sad part, whats even more sad is that a lot of people don't live their life at all.

I say this sincerely to you my brothers and sisters with my heart, Redthat

i believe i'll have another beer

Right now I am getting paid good money to take the Browns to the superbowl.
Posted via Mobile Device

Hey man, CHEERS!!:toast:

round trip?

Josh McDipshit =

I must say, you've express really good points. Thank you for sharing your thoughts. I can see you are speaking from experience. I want to elaborate on what you were saying on how knowledge can consume you, you couldn't have said it any better. Really. Also, I like to add, repetitive knowledge is not good either, after a point in time, I found that it creates boredom since your mind becomes so accustommed to the information you are taking in, its kinda like watching the same movie over and over twenty five times. This, causes us to lose contact with our own senses. I believe you have to lose your mind in order to restore or to come in contact with your own senses. Just a classic example of how dry concepts of the mind can obscure direct perception.

Watching RetroTV Network. "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century".

Erin Gray, as Colonel Wilma Deering, wearing those skin-tight 1970s shiny clothes = epic (and tumescent) win

Okay I have random thoughts I'd like to share. It is in regards to creation, science and divinity.

First off, please allow me to ask you guys a question, do you think our "God" of the universe is energy? I've always wondered this.

Now Im neither a bible or scientific scholar. I do however like to educate myself in both aspects, and get down to the nitty gritty of things by putting information together. Am I looking for answers? Sure. I don't expect you to give them to me, all I ask for is your opinion.

Here is the thing, the bible insists that the "Lord our God" is the creator of all things, correct? Yes. His creation of all things of course applies throughout the universe. Now lets also think science here. Science is an intergral part of the universe. We simply know its there, and we can't take that away nor dodge around it because its truth and you just don't mess with the truth.

Science pretty much describes creation, how particular things function or evolved, it is simply the backbone behind creation. Thats a given. NOW, here is the interesting part, why did I ask the question do you think "God" is energy? Because come to think about it, what is involved in creation? ENERGY! Its involved behind every creation of everything. Gets back to my question, if the "Lord our God" is the creator of all things then do you think "God" is energy?

If there is a "God", then he has to be linked to science! Thats the way I see it? But then why do the churches oppose science?!?! WHY? Instead of going against it, why not praise it, and make it a part of their teachings?

Here's another thing, we live in a universe where there are laws. No doubt about that. Now, according to the law of conservation of energy, it states:

"Energy can neither be created nor destroyed"..this rule applies to an isolated system

NOW the universe as a whole is an isolated physical system!! The energy cannot be created or destroyed but it can transform from one form to another. So if God is energy in an isolated system, then is he also energy in different forms?

When Jesus refers to himself as the Alpha and the Omega, Alpha meaning "beginning", and Omega, meaning "end". I wonder what he is talkng about? Is he referring to energy or is he simply referring to the beginning and end of humanity?

The way Im interpreting this, is, energy is, was and always has been existant in the universe since it is neither created or destroyed. Is Jesus referring to himself as "energy?"

Or, is he referring to the beginning and end of humanity...hmmmm?

we know god can't die, so the term "end" is not valid when it comes to god. and the way I see it, could beginning to end meaning always?

*Now, Im may be thinking into this a little too much, but its definately interesting? Im a little confused, but, here is the thing God created the earth long before humanity existed. Prior to the creation of the earth, the universe was here, and who created the universe? God! So, if the term "beginning" is used, doesn't it seem logical to go waaaaay back when the universe was actually created?

I'm generally atheistic/agnostic, but deep down I believe there must be a God. Because I look at a lot of women and say, "No way that's a random accumulation of molecules. Some supreme being sculpted that piece of perfection." :hump:

As for religion, I think "Dogma" summed it up, pretty much.

CORNHOLE ALERT.... CORNHOLE ALERT...

"Deliverance" is about to start airing on Spike.

Squeal for me!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P4nG302UCso&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P4nG302UCso&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Katie Horner does weather stripping

That actress that plays Ben Stillers girl in "Meet the Parents". She's not a brunette but I want to **** her quite a lot.
Posted via Mobile Device

Also the sunday school teacher at my church is blond and 20 years younger than me and I fantasize about ****ing over on the drawing table. Is that so wrong????
Posted via Mobile Device

Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume (Brooklyn) So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?

Watching the "CSI" where they spoof "Star Trek", and Liz Vassey dresses up in a yeoman's outfit as well as two sexy 'alien' costumes. Holy crap, I wanna :hump: her so bad...

Art Blakey is good. My Lord.

:spock:

Fuggin' customer has me all flustered! Now I can't focus on anything! :cuss:

Guy just waltzed in, bypassed the divider wall between the customer area and our production area. Then he came straight to my office, plopped his ass down, and wasted 45 minutes of my precious time. I wanted to say, "hey ass, there are machines back here that can cut your shit off! Do you not realize this?!".

Grrrrrr!! People just don't think sometimes.

what kinda equip?

Commercial printing equipment, (i.e. press, cutter, drill, etc.).

Shit cutter-offers.

ROFL

Wow, never thought I'd see someone mention Art Blakey. He was great.

Cool. I work with some neat stuff, too (IMAX projection).

If you mail me pics of your equipment, I'll mail you pics of mine.




















:rolleyes: What?

we used to service all that type stuff ab dick,heidelberg,ect. hated that shit and was glad to see it go.

<$4
sec

ROFL nice.

need a loan buddy?
50k?

RetroTV, right now.

"The A-Team."

Guest starring Karen Kopins, an underrated hottie from the time who was the ONLY good thing about that crappy "Jake Speed" movie.

I'm eating chocolate-covered espresso beans and am about to wash them down with a cup of coffee. Soon, my heart should be beating faster than Matt Cassel's when his O-line protection breaks down.

I hate the snow not letting me watch sports.

I've now been waiting online in a "virtual waiting room" for three and a half hours in an attempt to buy Red Sox tickets. F**king pink-hatters in my way...

Watching "Fantastic Four" on FX, just saw an ad for CiCi's Pizza. Nothing pisses me off more than national ads for chains I can't go to. We need them up here in the Northeast... as well as Sonic, In-and-Out, White Castle, Chik-Fil-A, and Waffle House...

So after five hours of waiting on line, I finally got "selected" to buy Red Sox tickets and, of course, all that's left is standing room only. F**k you, Boston Red Sox. I'm rooting for the friggin' Yankees now.

No Sonic or Waffle House? What do you guys eat when you're out and plastered?

And yeah, I wish In n Out would move to the midwest.

Beer?...

Not much. We have the usual "open late" fast food places like Taco Bell, and there's a 24-hour IHOP, but that's about it.

If you are eating beer, you are doing it wrong - it's time to go get new beer. That batch is bad.

Just say no to Crotcho Smell. Any Perkins out there? Everything omellette FTW!

Nope, no Perkins either.

We have Denny's, but I'd rather go hungry.

Yeah, good call. IHOP it is. Or just go home and heat up some pizza rolls, since you're probably broke from losing your ass at the Indian Casino with all the Asians, and making a quick detour to the tittah bar.

Well, that's what usually happens with me.

It's permanent, good, and boasting much flavor...

I drove down the street next to a black Ford GT40. That is an awesome looking car.

Just broke my right pinkie toe about 10 minutes ago.


Thinking this week will KICK ASS as much as this week can.

Well, beyond sucking...

There has to be a story waiting to be told here...

My nephew rode in one of those,and said they got up to 140 in 3rd gear.

Agreed. Out with it, Rausch.

He's a cranky guy. Which surprises me, considering he's a musician. Just what the world needs, drummers who think they know shit. :rolleyes: :D

Worst hunting season I've ever experienced. The highlight of the year was the antelope I shot in October. 1st 4 weeks, I couldn't go because of my broken hand. Missed deer season completely. Then there was finally 3 weeks of decent weather and we did ok, (phesant). Then, right before Xmas, the blizzard moves in and no hunting until last week.

Went out today and it was ****ing amateur day in the field, (last weekend of the season) I ran into a group of 25 guys walking a field right in front of my dad and I. They knew we were there 1st but didn't give a shit and cut us off. Then their ****ing reeruned dogs, (labs I think) tried to fight with my Brittanys. My dad had to break up the fight, (with the butt of his beretta to the dogs head, didn't hurt the dog, just scared it.)
Douchebags like this piss me off, 25 guys covering every inch of the field throwing lead all over the place. The birds have no chance. No wonder the phesant population is having problems.
Man, 3 months until turkey season, I can't wait.
Posted via Mobile Device

I haven't had Phad Thai since I lost my job 3 months ago. Something has really got to give. :(

Snowing again.... Sonofabitch.
Posted via Mobile Device