Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 4667212)

ROFL

you are such a stupid pussy....

Pussy to Officer: "People are making fun of me on teh intertube....do something!"

Officer to pussy: "**** off, you stupid pussy."

Originally Posted by shyguyms (Post 4667169)

gotta go, wifey is tired

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4667213)

"honestly, deputy I have no idea how they found my home address, name, wife's name, phone number, and life story - I didn't tell them anything at all. I mean, look at the thread starter, all I typed was fgg and all these crazies went wacko on me".

"Mr. Shook, please stop shaking (sic)."

"I'm just scared that crazy Phobia guy will drive out here tonight and lash me to the bed while he violates my wife".

"Mr. Shook, I thought you said there's no way it would matter because you had already stretched it out by "tapping it" all these years."

"But.... but..... - they're going to kill me because I made up a story."

"Alright Mr. Shook, we're going to throw the book at these jokers. We'll arrest them tonight!"

"thank you, deputy. I'll never forget you. Will you be my new bestest friend?"

Originally Posted by shyguyms (Post 4666978)

last time i checked i have made changes in my life and my family is doing great right now. Is there something wrong for still missing my best friend?

Originally Posted by shyguyms (Post 4667186)

first my wife knows all about it, second i never posted any of my info
third the local sherriffs office is here now and have contected chiefsplanet and are going to file charges. Thank you good night

Originally Posted by shyguyms (Post 4450248)

first Notre Dame looked like a pee wee team
the Chiefs look like they could win a 6-0 game over Notre Dame.
My longtime girlfriend wants me to move in with her til i go to move in she tells me she doesn't want me after 5 years.
it'slike it was all a lie from the beginning first it was Carl lying to me now she went and lied and hell Charlie has lied he still doesn't know football well atleast his fat ass can still lick his snot of his lip in the cold.
anyonelse have as bad a year as me?????????????????????

Originally Posted by shyguyms (Post 4666608)

nope she has never kissed another man b4, i have been with her since we were kids ,i was 13 she was 12 and she is a great mother just not a very good wife as we never really had anything in common or i would of never strayed in the first place.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4667278)

This chick is way cuter than he deserves, too.