Damn that's cold. ROFL

Like you'd have a shot anyway....

WTF ! I was going to get some work done tonight before I leave town, now I'm compelled to uphold the family honor !

Damn, just one of the many things kids will do :hmmm:

Ok...in all seriousness, this is right on the money. In fact, it got me a little hot just reading this.

It's so hard to answer this, you are just a babe, and you still have your virginity, which is a pretty cool thing in my opinion. You probably ought to wait until marriage...etc etc. But if not, your first time really needs to be with someone you can trust. She has to feel comfortable with you. Don't come on too strong, yet don't be a weenie either. Girls that age are worried mostly about having sex with someone who is going to exploit them or make it dirty. Girls don't usually appreciate dirty sex til they are a little older. Heh. One time, I was at this guy's house and....

Nevermind, I am getting a little off the subject.

She needs to know she can trust you. Seriously dude, if she wants to have sex, you will know, because the vibes will be obvious. If you make your move, and she starts screaming NO!, well, that's a good sign, you aren't getting laid.

Two words, titty test. Once your making out with her go for the titty test. If she lets you do that your in.

Please, Roy, tell us that's NOT "Dueling Banjos" I hear in the background...."upholding the family honor? :shake:

:p "

You might want to cancel your trip, upholding the family honor is gonna take a LOT of damage control.

Ummm, well okay then.

2 words: Donkey Punch

On the plus side, it would take less alcohol to get them drunk.

OK III, hold off, don't do it..... We can auction you off at the banquet to the Planeteer women, Yep, be the 1st to pop his nut, wadda ya think ? :hmmm:

well just to let yall know im 20 years old and this chick is 23.

Maybe in Cali....not in the Midwest; there's a custom here, or checkin' at each "base".....some will allow doubles and triples, but like the Royals....forget makin' it to "home."

Big leads from second and third, without any pick-off attempts, and then, BD, you are probably right. Midwest girls just aren't as easy as those Cali girls, sorry dude.
:shake:

ROFL

I'll give $0.50 if you'll forget about this idea and "accidently" leave him at a convenience store on the way.

Oh, well, in that case....

Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.

And you haven't Boned her, yet; Roy Sr.....we need to talk, man. :shake:

answer the door bottomless. She won't be able to control herself.

Hilarious! But your right!

Pics of the girl?

naw dad i think i pass and go with this girl instead. besides the girls coming down this week any way, oh and by the way guys u wanna know good thing about this chick, SHE LIKES FOOTBALL ... yes yes yes.

If she swings like David's sig picture, then you could be in for a ride of your lifetime.

DAMN!!!!

She's way too old for you. You need to get her liquored up and leave her outside your old man's room. That kind of service will set you up nicely in your father's will.

Oh sh*t, please don't go there, there are many things about this situation that doesn't need to be discussed ! Trust me ! :shake:

Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!! :)

Jenny..what r u doing hom on a Friday night? shouldnt you be out finding you a man??

Dammit man, you cannot tease us like this! :banghead:












ROFL

Good lord... ROFL Poor Roy's gonna have 4 grandkids in the next 4 years.

If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....

Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.

Or the trickiest one....her bra. You unhook it successfully, you're in. You unable to unhook it, you're out.

I'll take your word; and back away respectfully, then.... :thumb:

I've never had a girl turn post 16 turn me down after passing the titty test. That's Cali, Oregon, Colorado and Florida. Sure it's not you? :p

Oh Dear Lord No..... I have 5 now ! STFU

Whoa Jenny!! Arnt there chat rooms on AOL and Yahoo for these kinds of stories??? LOL

I have a man. He just isn't here tonight. :banghead: Besides, I have homework to whittle away on.

bring scissors

If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine. :p

Great, I need to take a cold shower now. :cuss:

So, you are sayin'...."Ya Wanna Scrog?" doesn't work anymore? :hmmm:

Naw Phob she not too old for me i would date somebody even if they was 25 but i would only go up to dating somebody that is 5 years older than me u may think its crazy but its true.

you wish a guy would treat you that good Big Guy?? :thailor: Anton may be around here somewhere.

Jenny...........

He needs sex education classes, you still teaching ? If so, let me know, I'll get him enrolled !

Whoa, whoa... wait. Roy jr. is 20??? Hell, man you should have had this all figured out years ago. I assumed you were like 16. I thought we were corrupting you.

Hell, we're just getting you up to speed.

Could be, I guess....All I know, there were many girls who let guys to second, but made you "earn" third and "home."

I was also somewhat selective about who I pursued too.....if she has "Fukk Me" tatooed on her forhead, well.....I tended to pass on those. My medical coverage wasn't real good, and antibiotics are damn expensive....

I'd like to enroll too. Is there a "lab section" where we get to practice the theories we are taught in class with the teacher?

Only had a couple girls with any tattoo's, I guess working in health clubs helped too.

nah.go for the 30 something chicks.....they have lots of experience...could teach you a few things....

Print this out to use as a cheat sheet through the date.

beer me left, said my wiener wasn't big enough.

Someone call? Are you game, BD?

Oops, she's 23, and you are 20? I guess I should rephrase this part...

"Get her a little drunk, after she buys your beer...."

I think the more appropriate question was "Are you gayme?"

Thats the truth.

Hot Damn............

Now this girls cousin is coming over too ? Visions of a 3 some is dancing in his head(s). :shake:

OK, with the wife sick again and at the hospital for 4 hours today, I may have to cancel this trip :hmmm:

BTW III, If I still go, Mom will be home and you know that kind of stuff is taboo with her ! ROFL

Yep, that's good advice. They know exactly what to do with you and typically are not afraid to instruct. I ran into these occassionally in my 20s.

Mom's gotta ruin the boys fun, don't they....

(BTW, in all seriousness, hope this is a minor setback for the wife. God Bless ya, man.)

What a loser! ROFL

Naw, he's unique ! :thumb:

Listen very carefully, please.

You don't know this kid. You don't know a thing about him. Most of us do. We can have fun at his expense without completely disrespecting him. You can't expect to jump into this community with your first post like that and be accepted. Very disappointing for a noob.

Despite that, welcome to the board. I hope you can make amends and enjoy your time at this great site.

At the risk of repeating Bob Dole's self...

"Want to go in halves on a bastard?"

royr17, where did you meet these chicks?

Haven't you ever been to a family reunion in Kentucky?

Hell, I don't claim maturity. I hope I never mature. But I'll bet I've had more women than anybody on the Planet. Of course I've had a head start due to my age. That and I spent a year in Korea. They only charged $3 and I went to town every night. Do the math.

OMG ROFL

Rough estimate on the number of korean "love me long time" you received?

They call it date night down there.

Holy shit!

60 minutes/30 seconds = 120 GI's

120 x $3 = $360 an hour

Now, I realize this was in the 30's, but that's pretty good mon-ay for a whore back then.

I don't have enough numbers given to get a starting point to get my calculator out.

Kinda defines "The Great Depression", eh?

Well guys thanks for any of the advice yall gave me.

See, I was right, you just needed to ask Jenny. I'd have told you the same thing but it was too long ago and I can't remember.

Hey, don't knock it, almost all family reunions have at least a hot chick or two ! :p

Even if she is toothless.

Roy, go to Askmen.com ....they have some great sex articles with real question/answer. Plus, there are pics of babes there too. You might learn a lot.

And...remember, it's "G---S-P-O-T", not sport.

Yeah, and if you used to change their diapers you get first dibs.

I don't know, if you do it right (or wrong I guess in some cases), you can turn hunting for it into a sport... :D

One day when I have kids, they won't be allowed to post on the Planet.

Infact, I think I'll just keep them off the net period so that they don't stumble across this place.


On a totally unrelated note, what in the hell is this best of the west coalition link at the bottom of the page? Why is it on my Planet, and when did it get here?

Let me say this. It's really hard to listen to something when your reading a thread, or a response to a thread. So, I didnt really listen very carefully. So STFU. I know enough to know that if you have to ask a question about getting a female into bed, your a loser. It doesnt matter who you are, or how much I know about you. Just get the girl drunk, that'll get her into bed fast. ROFL

That's a good way to introduce yourself to a bulletin board, make fun of somebody that everybody likes and then tell an adminstrator to shut up... ROFL

You don't go to a party and immediately teabag all the guys then tell the host to go F themselves, do you?