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ptlyon 05-23-2014 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10646968)
I better be in the top ten for running off so many whiners last year.

And they said he was dead...

J Diddy 05-23-2014 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10646889)
I don't even have a coffee table.

Whew.

If it broke apart in mid air then you'd be Frankie.

J Diddy 05-23-2014 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10646968)
I better be in the top ten for running off so many whiners last year.

You're #1 on an awful lot of lists. I don't think this is one of them.

RealSNR 05-23-2014 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10646835)
Objection noted.

Process changed.

Bitch.

No. Screw that. You're a visionary, and visionaries don't listen to their critics.

Did Steve Jobs second-guess himself when he invented the iPad? No, he did not. People wondered what an iPad even was. Jobs didn't listen to them. He invented it, and then convinced them that they needed one.

Would Beethoven have written his 9th Symphony if he were still listening to the whims of aristocratic patrons? Absolutely not.

KC native 05-23-2014 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10646976)
No. Screw that. You're a visionary, and visionaries don't listen to their critics.

Did Steve Jobs second-guess himself when he invented the iPad? No, he did not. People wondered what an iPad even was. Jobs didn't listen to them. He invented it, and then convinced them that they needed one.

Would Beethoven have written his 9th Symphony if he were still listening to the whims of aristocratic patrons? Absolutely not.

To be fair, Beethoven wasn't listening to much.

Rams Fan 05-23-2014 11:50 AM

I got 99 problems.

KC native 05-23-2014 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10646865)
How far did Hootie get with this when he tried it? I can't remember.

I think he got about 10-12 done before Saul Good picked it up for another 5. Then it died.

ptlyon 05-23-2014 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10646981)
To be fair, Beethoven wasn't listening to much.

And was an asshole

Titty Meat 05-23-2014 11:51 AM

Is Htis going to write like Hootie?

I think Hooties template was

Poster x,

This guy is a bundle of sticks got not only a fat bundle of sticks but also annoying. This bundle of sticks reminds me of the time me and my friends bukkaked a hep c positive women in the small town bar that i visit frequently because unlike frazod im not a bundle of sticks who stays at home all the time.

TLO 05-23-2014 11:53 AM

Do you guys like fishsticks?

J Diddy 05-23-2014 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10646987)
Is Htis going to write like Hootie?

I think Hooties template was

Poster x,

This guy is a pillowbiter got not only a fat pillowbitergot but also annoying. This pillowbitergot reminds me of the time me and my friends bukkaked a hep c positive women in the small town bar that i visit frequently because unlike frazod im not a pillowbiter who stays at home all the time.

I heard that he'll be writing as himself initially.

ptlyon 05-23-2014 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10646991)
Do you guys like fishsticks?

Depends. What kind?

J Diddy 05-23-2014 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10646991)
Do you guys like fishsticks?

http://i.imgur.com/SgFRwmv.gif?1

htismaqe 05-23-2014 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10646968)
I better be in the top ten for running off so many whiners last year.

There's too many of them still here. Get back to work.

htismaqe 05-23-2014 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10646981)
To be fair, Beethoven wasn't listening to much.

ROFL

htismaqe 05-23-2014 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10646987)
Is Htis going to write like Hootie?

I think Hooties template was

Poster x,

This guy is a pillowbiter got not only a fat pillowbitergot but also annoying. This pillowbitergot reminds me of the time me and my friends bukkaked a hep c positive women in the small town bar that i visit frequently because unlike frazod im not a pillowbiter who stays at home all the time.

As you can see by the 3 samples already submitted, I am nothing at all like Hootie.

(thank you full-length mirror)

Eleazar 05-23-2014 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 10646859)
How many CP posters are there? Can I get mine signed by Christian Okoye?

Yes, everyone is meeting up with Christian to get them signed at a bar in Springfield on Saturday.

ToxSocks 05-23-2014 12:02 PM

This thread is all Obama's fault.

SAUTO 05-23-2014 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10646959)
Can I be the one to tell OTWP about his new green dress? LMAO

its all you

Bowser 05-23-2014 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10646991)
Do you guys like fishsticks?

What, is it my birthday?

chiefzilla1501 05-23-2014 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10646991)
Do you guys like fishsticks?

I saw the documentary Blackfish last night and thought to myself, "Nothing tastier than a bunch of big blackfishsticks"

htismaqe 05-23-2014 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 10647091)
I saw the documentary Blackfish last night and thought to myself, "Nothing tastier than a bunch of big blackfishsticks"

No homo, right?

BigRedChief 05-23-2014 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10646876)
Doesn't matter, I'm not Hootie.

At least I don't think I'm Hootie.

Hold on, looking for a full-length mirror.

Hacked your Facebook. Your doing it wrong.

http://thefurrypeanut.files.wordpres...-man.jpg?w=640

htismaqe 05-23-2014 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10647120)
Hacked your Facebook. Your doing it wrong.

http://thefurrypeanut.files.wordpres...-man.jpg?w=640

I don't have a Facebook account.

Swing.

And miss.

http://mypassporttoindia.org/up/swin...ss-journal.jpg

frankotank 05-23-2014 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10647120)
Hacked your Facebook. Your doing it wrong.

http://thefurrypeanut.files.wordpres...-man.jpg?w=640

I've seen this pic posted several times....and amidst all horror.....I never noticed the stupid guitar hero guitar. wtf! LMAO

SAUTO 05-23-2014 01:09 PM

That's an old pic of Mecca. Everyone knows THAT
Posted via Mobile Device

htismaqe 05-23-2014 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10647131)
I've seen this pic posted several times....and amidst all horror.....I never noticed the stupid guitar hero guitar. wtf! LMAO

Guitar Hero AND Rockband.

He's a a freaking red button legend!

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/03/playin...rush-40278.gif

AndChiefs 05-23-2014 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10646822)
It was more of a rhetorical question. More appropriate should be 'why do we have to guess'

If I have to go search usernames to figure out who starts with a dash, I am sad. :huh:

Its not my fault the format keeps changing~

and my name is not, nor ever will be on the list. Media Center posters get no play~

I'd vote for you.

BigRedChief 05-23-2014 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647123)
I don't have a Facebook account.

Swing.

And miss.

****
http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-Missed_it.jpg

MIAdragon 05-23-2014 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10647156)

LMAO

Lonewolf Ed 05-23-2014 01:52 PM

I would have posted more and had a better chance of making the list, but I have been in Denmark since mid-April drinking beer and doing stuff like being inducted as a life member of the King Christian IV Guild in Aalborg. I even have my own key to the back secret entrance to a pub in the cellar of a 5 story stone house built in 1624, so take that, you wankers! :LOL:

htismaqe 05-23-2014 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 10647204)
I would have posted more and had a better chance of making the list, but I have been in Denmark since mid-April drinking beer and doing stuff like being inducted as a life member of the King Christian IV Guild in Aalborg. I even have my own key to the back secret entrance to a pub in the cellar of a 5 story stone house built in 1624, so take that, you wankers! :LOL:

You're WAY too cool for this thread.

And really for Chiefsplanet in general.

Lonewolf Ed 05-23-2014 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647216)
You're WAY too cool for this thread.

And really for Chiefsplanet in general.

No, no. Rise, good people, rise!

Phobia 05-23-2014 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 10647204)
I would have posted more and had a better chance of making the list, but I have been in Denmark since mid-April drinking beer and doing stuff like being inducted as a life member of the King Christian IV Guild in Aalborg. I even have my own key to the back secret entrance to a pub in the cellar of a 5 story stone house built in 1624, so take that, you wankers! :LOL:

Plus you live in Olathe. Seriously awesome. I'll bet you have threesomes every weekend too.

htismaqe 05-23-2014 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10647232)
Plus you live in Olathe. Seriously awesome. I'll bet you have threesomes every weekend too.

With a chick and another dude but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Mr_Tomahawk 05-23-2014 02:07 PM

When is said smackith down to be delivered?

Phobia 05-23-2014 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647004)
There's too many of them still here. Get back to work.

My CP time has been limited this spring. I will get some later though.

Phobia 05-23-2014 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647235)
With a chick and another dude but I'm getting ahead of myself.

He knows Clayton Wimpler?

The Bad Guy 05-23-2014 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10646768)
Coming in on the countdown at #101: ChiefsandO'sfan.

His contributions are always timely and his insider knowledge is impeccable.

Nothing I've ever read on this site has made me laugh more than this. Bravo.

RealSNR 05-23-2014 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 10647239)
My CP time has been limited this spring. I will get some later though.

You've been "busy".

It's okay. Hootismaqe said the same thing.

rico 05-23-2014 02:10 PM

Nice...I think htis will be good at this.

Speaking of...where were you last year when this was going on, htis? You check out for a while?

RealSNR 05-23-2014 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10647246)
Nice...I think htis will be good at this.

Speaking of...where were you last year when this was going on, htis? You check out for a while?

He was detoxing from the Eric Fisher pick

htismaqe 05-23-2014 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10647242)
You've been "busy".

It's okay. Hootismaqe said the same thing.

You're treading on thin ice buddy.

Mr_Tomahawk 05-23-2014 02:14 PM

OP needs to be updated with the list as it is announced.

Lonewolf Ed 05-23-2014 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647235)
With a chick and another dude but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Well, I am 46 now and my doctor said it was good for my prostate.

htismaqe 05-23-2014 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10647249)
He was detoxing from the Eric Fisher pick

I actually left like the week before the draft so that I could avoid that inevitability...

htismaqe 05-23-2014 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 10647263)
Well, I am 46 now and my doctor said it was good for my prostate.

ROFL

You need to post more.

RealSNR 05-23-2014 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647251)
You're treading on thin ice buddy.

http://www.eglobe1.com/word/wp-conte...d-kitten06.jpg

rico 05-23-2014 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10647249)
He was detoxing from the Eric Fisher pick

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz...p5buo1_400.jpg

I undastand.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2014 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10646984)
I think he got about 10-12 done before Saul Good picked it up for another 5. Then it died.

We are doing more than one a day this time. Hootie got sidetracked too much. Plus there was like 10 k posts for those 10 names ROFL

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2014 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10647255)
OP needs to be updated with the list as it is announced.

I can't on my phone right now. I kept up pretty good last year. If a mod could be kind....

Just Passin' By 05-23-2014 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 10647263)
Well, I am 46 now and my doctor said it was good for my prostate.

So the other dude was your "doctor"?

BlackHelicopters 05-23-2014 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 10647379)
So the other dude was your "doctor"?

How convenient

htismaqe 05-23-2014 03:17 PM

Put them in spoilers in the OP. That way people can just click a button to see all of the reveals right there.

htismaqe 05-23-2014 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 10647382)
How convenient

I hope you're on the list.

I could have a lot of fun with your username.

tooge 05-23-2014 03:20 PM

Well?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2014 03:20 PM

Waiting for more names to relay.

BlackHelicopters 05-23-2014 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647384)
I hope you're on the list.

I could have a lot of fun with your username.

No way I make the list.
Miss Congeniality?

rico 05-23-2014 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 10647395)
No way I make the list.
Miss Congeniality?

Dude, did you used to be that Okie Apparition dude? Dude, sometimes you remind me of that dude.

htismaqe 05-23-2014 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 10647390)
Well?

Be patient goober.

htismaqe 05-23-2014 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10647401)
Dude, did you used to be that Okie Apparition dude? Dude, sometimes you remind me of that dude.

Hover your cursor over his name. :facepalm:

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2014 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10647401)
Dude, did you used to be that Okie Apparition dude? Dude, sometimes you remind me of that dude.

That was blue balls and I have no idea who he is now

BlackHelicopters 05-23-2014 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10647401)
Dude, did you used to be that Okie Apparition dude? Dude, sometimes you remind me of that dude.

Don't know what you speak of.

rico 05-23-2014 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647405)
Hover your cursor over his name. :facepalm:

http://replygif.net/i/114.gif

Ahh!!! I just learned about that a couple days ago. Doh!

Buck 05-23-2014 03:36 PM

Haven't made the list the past 7 years. Hope this is the year I finally break into the top 101.

rico 05-23-2014 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647403)
Be patient goober.

htis =

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JotyMHfMHy...cking-ball.gif

AHHHHH!!! It feels so good to be able to use that one on someone opposed to having it used on me via Da Face. :D

LoneWolf 05-23-2014 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10647430)
Haven't made the list the past 7 years. Hope this is the year I finally break into the top 101.

When you travel to the awards show, make sure to pack your nice shirt.

BlackHelicopters 05-23-2014 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10647454)
When you travel to the awards show, make sure to pack your nice shirt.

And clean shorts. Always.

htismaqe 05-23-2014 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10647430)
Haven't made the list the past 7 years. Hope this is the year I finally break into the top 101.

Yeah, I could have fun with you too.

htismaqe 05-23-2014 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10647454)
When you travel to the awards show, make sure to pack your nice shirt.

ROFL

eDave 05-23-2014 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10647430)
Haven't made the list the past 7 years. Hope this is the year I finally break into the top 101.

I imagine being a Chargers fan aint helping your cause.

Is this list going to be full of AS supporters or haters?

I know I won't make the list. I don't contribute much. But I am not a dick, so who knows?

Gadzooks 05-23-2014 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 10647464)
I know I won't make the list. I don't contribute much. But I am not a dick, so who knows?

Oh, you are so wrong. You are a dick.:thumb:

RustShack 05-23-2014 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10647430)
Haven't made the list the past 7 years. Hope this is the year I finally break into the top 101.

Maybe the OP can link previous years lists?

TimBone 05-23-2014 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10647443)
htis =

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JotyMHfMHy...cking-ball.gif

AHHHHH!!! It feels so good to be able to use that one on someone opposed to having it used on me via Da Face. :D

That was one of the funniest moments on the planet when that was dropped on you last year.

In58men 05-23-2014 05:30 PM

No particular order top should consist of the following:


htismage (dude should actually be top 3 period)
sauto (easy on the eyes)
scott free (good attitude)
kc tattoo (he knows why I like him.)
simply red (great cook and ladies man)
inmem58 (he creates tidal waves)
dante84 (I love to ruffle his feathers, I see you breh)
dylan (best nascar updater)
bugeater (he's a funny asshole)
direckshun (I admire his passion for the Chiefs)

Bowser 05-23-2014 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10647554)
No particular order top should consist of the following:


htismage (dude should actually be top 3 period)
sauto (easy on the eyes)
scott free (good attitude)
kc tattoo (he's know why I like him.)
simply red (great cook and ladies man)
inmem58 (he creates tidal waves)
dante84 (I love to ruffle his feathers, I see you breh)
dylan (best nascar updater)
bugeater (he's a funny asshole)
direckshun (I admire his passion for the Chiefs)

http://maxspliffington.com/wp-conten...ng-contest.jpg

BigRedChief 05-23-2014 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10647458)
Yeah, I could have fun with you too.

NTTIAWWT
http://www.forumspile.com/Gay-Country.jpg

KC native 05-23-2014 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10647430)
Haven't made the list the past 7 years. Hope this is the year I finally break into the top 101.

If you can muster a GO SPURS GO! then you can be in my top 101. :thumb:

TambaBerry 05-23-2014 06:44 PM

I gots to be top 10

Pepe Silvia 05-23-2014 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10647120)
Hacked your Facebook. Your doing it wrong.

http://thefurrypeanut.files.wordpres...-man.jpg?w=640

Dude gets all the broads.


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