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do the power hour with it.
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What did they give you?
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I think i need to take some of that. just to do a 'reset'.
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The shit is going to hit the fan when Kramer hears about this
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Stand on your head and get a funnel
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Push it was my jam!
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Drank it all.
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A co-worker told me once that he usually downs a bottle before he goes to visit the in laws.
"They often comment about how much time I spend in the bathroom" |
Mr miagee as egg is great in that movie
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I think i have a perpetual traffic jam on my H. Highway. I might need to do a Ctl+Alt+Delete
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At least it was dye free
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My center of gravity is dropping.
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Quick pull your finger!
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You should put a liner in a garbage can and weigh it
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Had a false alarm. FARTS!
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Get another bottle and butt chug it.
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Twins... Gonna need c section dude. Can you feel it's heartbeat yet?
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have you come up with a name for it yet?
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Cassel coming out of your Pioli
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Baby Cassel,thats a great name. Be sure & take pics of baby Cassel
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I'd name it "Davis".
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Good point. Bad luck not to name it
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it's a Trap!
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Have you applied for a SSN# for it yet?
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don't forget the DipTet H.I.
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Name it Marmaduke cause it will likely bark coming out
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I just dropped a huge shit in your honor. I named it Clay Wendler and everything.
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This reminds me a lot of the pitch drop thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ighlight=pitch
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LMAO
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May the Force be with you, Clay.
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Ughhhhh come on
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like when it thunders before toradic activity.
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The time of reckoning is nigh.
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Just take the plunger to it man. It's all that can save you!
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it'll be like giving up a new baby for adoption / :(
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You gonna put the photo of your shit on Fecesbook?
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take pics and upload them as soon as you poop!!!
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TBH I have shit 5 times already since I have been at work. I had golden corral yesterday and in order to 'get my money worth' I ate waaaaaaaaaaaay too much.
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A star in the east! |
false alarm
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Shoot some coffee up your asshole.
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I think its gonna be a grapeshot turd.
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Jesus. Guessing you're taking some pain pills from the surgery?
I remember when I had an inguinal hernia surgery. They did it the old fashioned way - not laproscopically - and between the pain pills clogging me up and not having any strength in my core, it was a rough week. Good luck. You're going to need it. |
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Man up a push that sucker out sugar tits!
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I'm not sure why I keep checking this thread - I'm genuinely concerned I'm going to scroll down and see a pic of a bowl so full it's drydocked.
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Do you have a large collection of magazines to read while thy almighty shit is passed?
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A midget came out of his arse!!!
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nope, just a spice dream
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I wouldn't want to be around when he blows/pops. I would suggest to go to a public restroom. It's gonna sound like you dropped a watermelon in the toilet. Also, you don't have to clean up the mess:)
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