Phobia kept following him around trying to bait him into going off and then feigned shock when hootie took the bait.

Because it wouldn't be a fair death match. Everyone knows I would slaughter the fatass male secretary.

Hey now, I meant "death to disagreement" you two have to play nice and AGREE on a final decision (if we need a tiebreaker)

I just don't understand why Hootie should be given a chance to buy his way back from permaban just because he's friends with the second biggest troll here. Lets just start a poll for every perma banned exile to see if they can come back. Thiglyfe, Kurt Cobain, Blackbob, and Frankie come on down.

ROFL

Thig and Frankie are not ever coming back. That's not up for discussion.

Slipped his mom a little GHB. Dry ****ed her in the ass. While sucking his little brother off. Then the mother****er snowballed the goddamn keyboard.

Yup, pretty much.

I thought it was one of our female members who always stuck by Hootie. It's you? Interesting.

I still forget what KurtCobain did. I just wasn't around the forum much when he did his big no-no

FREE FRANKIE! You are only so rigid because he has olive skin and ****s his mother.

What if Thig offers $10,000 and a variety platter #2 every month if he's allowed back?

Doesn't matter. That guy found a way to **** up every chance he got in a different manner.

I even miss beer me. It was fun to watch him get ripped on so much.

He left on his own volition, though, right?

Hootie is entertaining. This board is great, but it gets incredibly stale. Lately it's nothing but Alex Smith bashing and ten year old CP "inside" jokes that weren't clever in the first place.

Hell for $10k I'll eat that bag of dicks!

(ok no, no I won't)

In Frankie's defense, an awful lot of us are guilty of ****ing his mother.

I tried my best with my call-out thread. I thought there'd be some really good drama that would show up out of that.

Too bad 58-4ever is such a feckless dickbrain.

And do you think a "behaving" Hootie is just as entertaining?

I am glad I didn't. Did you see what that ****ing thing puked out?

Well, for me, only in my dreams. And no lube.

I'm thinking of starting my own call-out thread...just telling everyone they suck in the thread title and providing the details as to why upon request.

Yeah, Hootie coming back would slow down the Alex Smith bashing. :rolleyes:

He has his urine stained dick so far up Peyton's ass his bashing of Alex would be epic.

A what?

I could understand rescinding the permaban if Austin felt it was wrongly imposed, there was a communications issue or error, or something significant of that nature. Unless that's the case, though, I don't think letting people back from a permanent ban is a good idea. The whole idea of permanently banning someone is that it's permanent. If permanent bans aren't going to actually be permanent, eliminate them as an option for the mods and limit the bans to a year, or something like that.

I hate banning but, if you've got it and you're using it, stay the course.

Sounds lame. You'd probably never finish it.

Are you going to get your wife's johns to hold me down first? LMAO

Re-read (or read) the OP again.

You might as well have asked me if a unicorn that shits rainbows would win a fight against the tooth fairy.

You have to leave room for sleeping on it a while and going "ya know what, maybe we over-reacted. Should have been a regular ban for X months"

For a couple people, permaban really does mean permaban.

Ah, now I understand your motivation. Rather duplicitous. I like.

**** you. You're pretty much worthless. (Hit up my thread to find out why.)

So who wins?

I left room for the board's big cheese to make that decision

If the mods suddenly got a case of the guilts, they could say so to Austin and he could make that call. It's not as if it happens so often that Austin would be losing lots of sleep.

Um, Hootie was an Alex Smith defender.

We all do.

Most posted in threads currently on the front page:

Alex Smith sucks
Cardinals baseball
Royals baseball
Tigers basketball
Dating megathread


Wouldn't want hootie to distract us from that...

**** you, there's a taunting thread too....

I honestly don't understand why people wouldn't want Hootie back. The guy brings entertainment whether you like him or not.

In the course of a Chiefs season, the drama and bullshit is usually tempered. People are supposedly talking about football.

I think we get most of our "discussion" done in the 24 hours following a game. Usually. It rarely lasts the week unless there's a big bit of news to follow, like possibly trading for Tony Gonzalez.

No fu(


king


Shit.

Dumbest rule ever.

Hootie talks more football than 99% of the posters on here.

Did you guys cross swords on a passed out co-ed or something? Damn, you have 16 posts in this thread.

Oooh, dating megathread update, sweet.

uhm, letting him come back IS special treatment

I will throw in $1 a month in addition to see Hootie back.

$12/yr?

Really sticking your neck out for your boy, dude.

Ermagherd, how will you ever be able to renew your subscription to Douchebag Weekly?

You don't want Hootie back, GoChiefs.

I do. He is an excellent football poster. He brings about 100x the content you do to this place, for sure.

No you don't. He is a shit poster.

This. Thig has great moxy. Hootie just talks about Manning, Brady, LeBron, and pissing on/breaking things.
Make mandatory AA meetings a part of the deal, and I might reconsider.

Sure if he's willing to donate to the website. People buy their way out of a lot of things. Not like he killed or raped someone. Im ok with that

He enriches my internet life, sorry.

How many stats about Manning do you want to read in one season?

That about does it. An endorsement from GoChiefs is pretty much a nail in the coffin.

Perhaps you could get a virtual puppy and pretend to pet it instead?

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Depends on what means by behaving himself. Is he gonna get the chance to stay within the rules of the site, or is he gonna have to be on the whims of mods temperament and get banned the next time phobia gets butthurt.

Yeah, about that...

Anyone willing to pay nearly $300 dollars upfront AND STILL be at the mercy of the mods is worth giving another chance.

Imagine the meltdown if he were to be banned yet again.

I am not sure why so many people hate the guy.

Sure, he can be inflammatory, but so are a whole host of other posters.

I still voted MEH.

Meltdown?

That's more of a pants-pissing fit of never-ending laughter in my book.

I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible internet friend. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, your naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my internet friend. That's when I blow it. That's when people like us gotta forge ahead, Helen, am I right?

You don't really believe that cockbag would actually pay, do you? LMAO

Which is why it shouldn't be done to begin with. A free Hootie was annoying. A paying Hootie? Intolerable.

FYP

He'll pay THIS SECOND

Absolutely.

It is ****ing bullshit that Knowmo is allowed to post here and all he does is spam the board with reeruned shit. You have to be consistent. Hootie is either allowed or that turd should get flushed as well.

It's OK if Hootie isn't allowed back. You still have that SweetDaddyHate in the trunk.

Hootie is far from the biggest douche that posts too much on this board.

He doesn't bother me.

LMAOLMAO

Hootie and I are diametrically opposed when it comes to football opinions.

Hootie offers FAR more to the board than quite a few assholes that are allowed to shit all over the board.

I believe that he is SO desperate to participate this season that he'd Paypal the dough in a heartbeat. But I'd make him pay the $150 "reinstatement fee" and a full year upfront.

If he's banned for a legitimate reason, there's no refund.

So essentially, AustinChief gets $270 dollars win, lose or draw.

The next person to be interested in something you say will be the first.

Hootie is cool but I no Blowfish.

You could unban him and then put him on universal ignore for the first month or so. Or just randomly during a 'trial period'.

Mother ****ing BANHAMMER!!!!

I know. The next time you watch Tommy Boy that post will make sense and you will chuckle.