lock the page up somehow I couldnt scroll down, hes done it several times.

Hmm, guess I always miss the good stuff that happens during the day. LMAO

Know how he did it?

pfft, a ban. Just when you thought this contest couldn't become more of a farce.

lol, sorry Frazod. You almost had me.

?.... are you actually taking this seriously? LMAO

Its a dead heat

no.

But admittedly I do enjoy this time of year watching Frazod twisting in the wind.

Are you queer?

Is this the Semi-final or final?

This is for the whole douchealada.

I see. I reckon Dane's got this one.

I would be interested to see the results of this poll has the 20 dumbasses not voted for B14ckdouche

Do you think I banned him? Really? Are you that stupid? Oh wait, yes, you are. LMAO

Since the possibility has existed from the beginning that the overall winner might get a ban of some sort, I've disqualified people (like Blackmon and Frankie) who got themselves banned during the contest, since there's not much point in banning the banned. Do I know if that will happen? No. Not up to me, I just run the contest. And while I realize it pains you, the only votes I've been responsible for have been my own, one per round. Everybody gets this but you.

You're also the only one complaining, which is par for the course. And I realize it burns your ass that people are enjoying this, which makes it that much more fun. :)

Eight people have voted for him since he got DQd. It's like the episode of Night Court where Dan Fielding lost an election to a dead candidate. LMAO

I voted for wickedson just to try to make this a close contest down to the wire. I got 100k cc to pass out next 5 votes for wickedson, if this becomes a tie ball game.

The douche is too strong in Piersedson. Just had to give him the vote. Shocked he hasn't "raised that banner" in his sig yet for making the Douchey 4.

LMAO Ok. Starting a private flame war then whining to mods to ban someone not once but twice when they get under your skin isnt douchey? Making fun of someone's special needs child and calling them a reerun breeder isnt douchey? You are king douche, and a worthless piece of shit.

I don't think Blackmon's ban is permanent, though I didn't pull the trigger.

Can anyone catch me up to speed about this?

He kept intentionally posting shit that "broke" threads to try to gain extra douche votes. Kind of sad really. Only a couple day ban from what was said.

I don't understand how he does it. But he did it.

If you post certain HTML codes involving tables, but remove the part of the code that says when the table should end, it screws the formatting up majorly since the site starts attaching the end of a table to the beginning of another and stuff like that. I'm not sure if that's the exact situation here, but that's the typical issue. (It's usually not intentional.)

I think i tried that one day on here. :eek:

I've done it before but never on purpose. Usually involves posting imbedded vids from sources other than youtube. Republic TV I think is one that messes it up.

The more douche the better.

One contestant gets banned and now people are opening lobbying to bribe posters to vote.

Frazod falls further, and further, and further...

Dude, is Frazod adding another room in your head or something? He already lives there, but he must be expanding his space given your stupid ass posts in this thread.

Do you honestly believe that Frazod is the only poster who thinks you are a douche?

Good god man. Why are you CONSTANTLY posting about me? It's ****in weird

All I see is a fail train. Good luck though!

I don't even know who you are other than the douchiness. I don't think I've seen a Chief related post by you ever. Seems like a PHAG board would be better suited.

Um, how is somebody else doing this my fault?

FWIW, I think there are enough nolifes on here who are jealous of Dane living down the street from Eva Longoria to save your useless ass.

Clearly, nobody is jealous of you. LMAO

I never said it's "your fault". It's just unfortunate for your contest. The entire thing holds no water now because of a banning.

It holds plenty of water.

And vinegar.

I root for teams that compete year round in different sports thus I typically post on subjects relevant to the season in which we are playing.

I admit however that your typical Chiefs Football thread can be a little rough. 100's of posters who seem to know everything about anything the Chiefs should or shouldn't do.

Not surprising.

Yeah, that's why you are sporting a Beaker B ball av :banghead:

STFU douche bag!!!!! Lol

Planet, I am disappoint.

This.
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NOW!

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That would be twisted and very douche of the game to be played out.

Y not make 1 more round. Championship game.

Pretty good showing by Cockmon. Dude's only been here a month or so.

Sandanesky only got 24 hours for calling someone a reerun breeder, what will he get for winning this..10 minutes?

It would be sickening if Jags take Geno and beat us on game one of the season with Geno Smith starting QB for them. :doh!:

We want a final douchedown!

"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a huge slouch". Whatever you are, you are clearly the king of it, and by a rather wide margin. Congrats!
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Looks like Dane's got this one in the bag.

MacLeod....there can be only one....douche....

In one respect, I wish this was public - everybody who voted for Bl4ckmon AFTER he was disqualified should automatically be entered as a contestant for next year. :drool:

I'll own it.

Why did I vote for B14ckmon after he was banned? Well, **** him, that's why.






(that and your disclaimer wasn't in full view when I went to the voting page. :D)

this shits rigged.. disqualifying a guy in final four.. ridic. he woulda won easily

I think B1ackmon should as least be back for the draft. It's only fair he gets to gloat when you draft Joker.

How long is Blackmon banned?

They clearly won't ban him nor should this contest ever result in any type of banning.

Dude, if it was rigged, Wickedson would be up by a 100 right now. LMAO

A couple of the mods suggested it in the initial thread. Wasn't my idea, and since none of them has mentioned it since I assume it won't happen.

Douche bag Dane only won because douche bag b1lackmon got banned. Such a douchey mess. I would be pissed at the douche running this whole ****ing shit show if I was that douche Dane.

I don't really know that it dissuaded anybody from voting for him. He's picked up nearly 20 additional votes since I posted that warning.

Why not just have a championship round...

Mainly because I said there wouldn't be one. Adding one now would make it look like I was trying to alter the results.

That seems mighty Douchy.














:)

All right, I'm calling it.

CONGRATULATIONS, DANE! YOU'RE OUR 2013 CHIEFSPLANET DOUCHE OF THE YEAR!

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You have set an example for all other douches to follow.

This concludes the contest for the year. As your DoucheMaster General, I hope you have enjoyed these polls. We'll be back in 2014 with a fresh batch of douchy hopefuls!

I don't see the problem with that.

I demand a recount!

Like Jesus said, Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. :D

it already looks that way guy

Will I lose any sleep over this? I'm thinking...... no.

Congrats Dane!!!!

This years contest was short, sweet, fun.....all the douches seemed worthy....

I am a little jealous I wasnt even nominated but I havent been posting much between my new baby and the chiefs sucking grizzled anus.


In my short time here (3 years posting?) this is the best contest I've seen...

Congrats again to dane.

Bi-blackman gave a really good run at 1st...then wickedson had a nice 4th quarter...but dane was just a solid ****ing douche bag asshole the whole ****ing way through.

fantastic job men

Oh and well done to the Douchemaster , his royal Frazodness for running the whole thing efficiently and keeping it fun

WTF????

So...what happens now?

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As expected, Dane sits on top of the proverbial and literal pole. Congrats.

Funny you should ask. I have a few ideas. For starters, "Douche of the Year" underneath the username should be a bare minimum. I'm also thinking that for the remainder of the time leading to the draft, creative filters should be employed whereby every time said Douche posts, creative takes like "I'm douching again", or "These hemarrhoids are really ****ing up my douche-flow today" should appear automatically, regardless of what said douche acually types and tries to post. Comments? Suggestions?
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We now return to your regularly scheduled douchebaggery.

I guess Frazod could award himself the Skip Towne Memorial A-Hole Award.

KnowMo, is that you? ROFL
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That's a negative there Willie. :)

Why are you WelchaRoo now? I must have missed something. I can't even remember the last time I saw you post.

Flop, changed it after I got into a betting pissing match in DC with some drone.