Translation: My huge cock(banhammer) is about to mallet a bitches head.

You finally get it.

Thig Lyfe is hilarious.

You don't have to like the guy, but you do have to admit he's funny.

If you don't, then you're an asshole. Sorry.

He is one note.

Obscure references and total bullshit.

Thig Lyfe is one of about three people on this board that get my sense of humor.

Nobody hates hushpuppies.

Every fast food place in America should serve them. Good god, those things are absolutely delicious.

Thig Lyfe is funny in the same way the special needs kid punching himself in the dick is funny. Sure you'll life your ass off the first time or two but eventually it gets old.

Deep fried bread. I need another heart surgery just thinking about it.

I tend to avoid thinking about the possible ramifications when eating food like that.


I also try to avoid thinking about how our meats are processed.

Does he win the voting contest out of default?

Me? I'm the one who's impacting IRL friendships? Really?

That's ****ing rich.

Yes, well done by the mods.

:clap::clap:

:clap: Yup.

Really? ROFL WTF?

Says the guy was up until half the night whining about the way said message board is run. LMAO

Where do we send the gifts I bought for them? Anyone know?

he got my vote

cmon man, this is funny (and delicious)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...7s_Sampler.JPG

1/4 year douchemaster general

Ya know, a year isn't just from Jan 1 to Dec 31. There is a year that ends today, and there will be a year that ends tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the....

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Zach obviously hates hush puppies. How else can you explain his reaction to Thig's delicious humor?

Unfortunately frazzled isn't smart enough to realize that and did not title it Douche of the Rolling Year.

put it together

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http://www.chicagonow.com/the-blue-s...12/10/up-1.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cGN9ITEYjD...00/donkeyf.jpg

ROFL

ROFLROFL

What did I miss? Cliff notes rep for those inclined to help a brotha out.

For the record, no one did anything when he posted it in the "****ing garbage thread." When he posted it in a couple other threads that included real discussion, that's where the issue arose.

Not to mention that he was temp banned for the EXACT SAME OFFENSE a while back. Hard to feel sorry for him.

bomb blows up

certain religious factions have a penchant for blowing people up

idiot applies blanket statement to whole religion and the typical ethnicity associated with aforementioned religion

panties get in a wad

banned

worthless thread was posted

thig lyfe posts fried fish, hush puppies, and fries

panties get in a wad

banned

other panites get in a wad

this thread is the result of the above events

Personally, pictures of LJS hushpuppies are up there with the Sistine Chapel's ceiling


:)

People got upset about hushpuppies? Really??!! Reeallly!!!

Just posting this because of that one special night when Bwana me danced. And it was GLORIOUS!!!

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From the thread title I think Buck has a thing for the mods Let's hear it for the Mods

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Mine was gayer! bundle of sticks!

Damn I'm getting slow that is twice in two days I Qued something posted in a thread. You beat me to it.

LMAO You got it.

Chain seafood is nasty man :D

Not a darn thing wrong with hushpuppies. Nothing.

I'm guessing it was the 30 consecutive pictures of said hushpuppies in extreme douchey fashion that did it.

In the work by 21st century frycook Buster Dibley, "Sampler with the Side of Tarter," the artist has captured the inner essence of human existence on a plate by calling into mind the base of primitive sexual acts.

The piece of fraught with smoldering sexual urges, as leftover grease shimmers in the camera light as beads of sweat during sexual ecstasy, contrasted by the delicious golden brown coating that ignites the orgasm in one's mouth. The two Hush Puppies located at the bottom of the plate are positioned in such a way that the phallic shape of one of the french fries sticks out from their adjacent position, which looks kind of like a penis. At the other end of the plate, the plastic tub of tarter sauce represents the ejaculatory fluid, the very enhancement of an already good thing. The fish fillets, while simple to remark on their resemblance to the oval shape of a vagina, stand for the meat, the main course upon which the sampler is constructed. Overall, the smell, that of fish, adds to the vaginal essence and contributes to the harmonious fusion of male and female on one plate.

Perhaps most important to this nouveau expression hearkening back to primal urges is the layout of the items in a somewhat organized fashion, yet still collected in a massive heap. One may bring to mind ritual orgy, or even roughshod sexual bliss among multiple partners, when analyzing and soaking in the beauty of human form and purpose through food.

The decision to represent these core feelings through fast food reveals the lasting impression and message of the artistic piece- that inner beauty and the living out of carnal earthly desires is present in all of us. There is no need for representations of Venus or other high figures or gods to add deliciousness to one's life in this plate of food. The artist chose specifically that what was most common to all persons of society-- the need for food and the affordability of mass produced fried goods-- to live out his expression of universal brotherhood and sexual desires. If I may take a page from Japanese author Minna Unchi to leave a lasting and simplified analysis to the viewers of this great art: "Everybody cums."

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Is that all you got, you miserable prick?

Let's conduct a little experiment. Go to your profile and read your last 50 posts in order, and pretend like somebody else wrote them. Then ask yourself, is the author of this shit somebody who is happy and/or sane?

Then get back me to with your findings.

Oh, and Lohn John Silver's? Don't even get me started on the connotations THERE.

I've been having a great time on CP for the last couple weeks. Riling up fat ass reeruns like you is hilarious. Color me not surprised that you STILL don't get that. Trolling you is so easy.

The thing you don't get, because you're a horrid, maladjusted freak, is that normal people don't behave that way.

As always, I'm a big fan of the pain that makes you this way. I see it's still dominating your existence. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving pile of shit. :thumb:

10/10 would read again. Prompt and insightful analysis that doesn't require the reader to be an expert. Everybody cums is a photot that everyone should see at least 20 times.

You still suck at arm chair psychology

Obvious miserable prick is obvious. This is so easy even you could figure it out.

Frazzled, why do you not understand that your angry reaction is what I, and others who troll you, seek? It is funny to watch an impotent fat man with a gun fetish flail around as what he thought was sensible on the only thing that he has going in his life (the planet) is turned around on him..

Angry impotent fat man is angry.

Oh, you've got your own little miserable prick club? How precious.

Nobody's flailing, hateful tubby tattoo boy. I wish you and scum like you would quit pissing all over this place, but that's about it. You matter here about as much as you matter, well, everywhere else.

How sad do you have to be to get off on trolling an internet football board? Wow...

NO YOU'RE WRONG! IDIOT! HAHAHA TROLLING IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!! I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER!!!! **** YOU!!! YOUR KID IS RIDING A STRIPPER POLL!!!! DID YOUR INVESTMENTS GET SCREWED UP YESTERDAY? SURE HOPE SO!!! HAHAHAHA/KC natve

I can see him and Cockmon getting along nicely...in a sword touching, brokeback kind of way.

I'm just in it for the hush puppies. I'm not touching their fish.

Last time I had it I ended up praying to the throne for 2 days and it didn't taste any better going down than it did coming up.

I love LSJ, but it's so horrible for you. We'll eat there about once every six months or so. Refuse to do it any more frequently than that.

I don't troll everyone. Just certain posters like frazzled.

Are you aware that different people find different things enjoyable?

Liar

I'm sure he's aware that pathetic freaks like pathetic freaky things.

LMAO

Are you mad that nobody ever rings the bell for you?

Lets hear it for the Mods!

My Mod, he don't talk sweet
He ain't got much to say
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
I know that he loves me anyway

And maybe he don't dress fine
But I don't really mind
Cause every time he pulls me near
I just wanna cheer

Let's hear it for the Mod
Let's give the Mod a hand
Let's hear it for my Mod
You know you gotta understand

Maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my loving one-man show
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh
Let's hear it for the Mod......

You're not very good at paraphrasing either. Are you good at anything other than being fat and hoarding ammo?

Are you good at anything other than getting ****tarded D&D tattoos, being a **** on the internet and mowing yards?

You still have way too much of your identity tied up in this site. You need the Planet to validate your lonely, fat, ignorant existence.

I'm quite skilled in ruining your day fat man.

Posts like this is why at some point in time, I'm going to be forced to feed you to a grizzly bear. :hmmm:

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Seems like you're here just as much as I am. Of course, I don't have a neglected child crying for attention while I'm wasting all my time being a **** to people on the internet. However, that's probably for the best.

Not really. You make a cute dancing monkey, though.

I'm wasting time at work. Thank you very much for that.

While running a bar down in Tejas I started having problems with people forgetting to pay their tabs or sweet talking the owner to float them for a few days. As these tickets started adding up due to people realizing that they could take advantage of thr old man's kindness, I moved them from the register to the wall by the register and dubbed it the wall of shame. The idea being that people would get embarrassed by having their name up there on a reqular basis and start paying their bills. Not only did it not work, it became some what of a running joke amongst the people responsible.

Point being, your sticky thread of banned individuals will not accomplish what you think it will. People who don't care, will still continue to not care.

Yeah, you never post during the evenings, do you? ROFL

Daddy, will you play with me?

Shutup, punk, Stewie lost money today, and I need to mock him!

Who's Stewie, daddy?

**** OFF, IDIOT! Go play with your dolls!

well you've got to admit that trolling IS pretty fun

try it :D

I can't even troll Orange Mane. Any fun I have gets lost in WHY THE **** AM I HERE?

My kid is happy and reads far beyond his grade level. Thanks for asking though. It shows how much you care.

Probably happier that you mostly ignore him. I guess we're performing a public service. Better you're a complete **** to us than a kid who obviously already has enough working against him.

start your trolling small

First, troll one person. Pick someone that you don't necessarily disagree with most of the time. KC Native would be a poor choice. To be a successful troll, you must emotionally detach yourself from the subject. Find out what really bothers these people. Learn how to argue just to argue. When you are able to get under that person's skin at will, it's time to move up.

Find a group of people to troll and start working on them. A good example here would be the Geno or die folks.

After mastery at that level, you can finally move on to trolling a whole message board.

Trolling is a skill that must be developed, honed, and practiced.

What you're missing is that for some people, it just comes naturally.

Sure, except for the pesky little fact that HE'S NOT BREAKING ANY RULES. Not to mention there's a handy little ignore feature for people who don't find his antics amusing.

You and a select few others are in the minority of people who want to scroll through 30 pages of the same image over and over again to get to the next post. It's not like we're dying to ban the guy. He did it. He knew he's not supposed to do it. He did it again. It IS a rule. Ignore works for a lot of problems and we recommend it often. This is not one of those situations where it is an efficient tool.