Did you consider Cordarrelle to augment the Jets' league-worst skill position players?

I did.

They have just an abortion of a roster. Is Tannenbaum related to Scooter somehow? LMAO

How far will Joeckel fall? LMAO

SD...

edit: sorry campaign manager, I forgot about your selection.

Tennessee has a conundrum. There is no value in their top needs. Milliner would've been a dream choice but was quickly scooped up and the rest of the CB would be a reach at this point. There is no Eric Berry in this draft; that would help with safety. While they signed Sen'Derrick Marks and is plugged in at DT, they could go with Star Lotulelei at DT but he has questions about his heart issue; Sheldon Richardson could be a reach but is worth of consideration. They have two solid bookends in LT/RT and just signed Andy Levitre to a huge contract but still have a gaping hole at the G and C positions. They have the luxury of choosing Joeckel, Warmack, and Cooper. Ogden played LG his first season with Baltimore before a hall of fame career and the Titans could draft Joeckel and plug him at guard for a year but why deal with the transition when you have the top guard propsect to come out in years available.

With the 10th pick in the draft, the Tennessee Titans select G Chance Warmack, Alabama.

Yeah, figured this was going to happen.

If Joeckel fell and the Chargers passed on him, their GM would be fired on the spot.

Luke Joeckel, LT, Texas A&M

Side note:

I'm going to Bennett Springs to go trout fishing this weekend. I honestly have no idea if I will have service down there so if you guys want me to give my proxy to someone over the weekend to make a pick or two until I get back, I'll gladly do so. I can try to see if I'll have service first, but I'll understand if you guys would prefer not go that route.

Tennessee is clearly building from the trenches out.

I am lining up to have the perfect need + BPA pick here in a few.

When you have no needs at RB, maybe a need at TE, and #3 WR, it's tough to draft for them. QB is an obvious need (Locker is not a franchise QB) but there are no good alternatives at 10 for them. Had to go with the BPA around a need.

The top two remaining guys for Miami just went off the board. After failing to re-sign Jake Long, offensive line is a big need for this team even though they've recently spent top picks on Pouncey & Jonathan Martin.

WR was a big need but that group now is, at least, solid with Wallace, Hartline, and Bess.

They need help at CB and while they like Xavier Rhodes, this is just a little too early.

This Miami GM does not believe in drafting RBs in the 1st round unless it's Trent Richardson/Adrian Peterson insane talent. That doesn't exist this year.

On the defensive line they'd like a DE on the side opposite Cameron Wake, but Dion Jordan and Ansah are already gone. Jarvis Jones is more suited as a 3-4 OLB and his injury concern & size shy Miami away. Plus they prefer the bring-your-lunch-pail to work type guys.

No need for Alec Olgetree after signing Dannell Ellerbe to man the inside LB spot.

So this comes down to two players: Lane Johnson or Bjorn Werner.

With the 12th pick the Miami Dolphins select, DE Bjorn Werner, Florida State.

I would have considered a WR or DL help.

I just despise getting a guard in the first round.

*rubs hands together*

Coffey needs to make his pick ASAP so I can start winning this ****ing draft.

Selecting Sheldon Richardson is the antithesis of winning anything.

YOU DON'T KNOW

NONE OF YOU KNOW

Maybe he think his draft selection will be a Star. :hmmm:

My bad. Get you some Te'o.

THIS. I was just thinking the same thing.

Yeah, he could drop over dead at any minute, but that would be a hell of a nice get in the teens.

We just burned a 1st rounder on Kuechly last year. No thanks.

Right.

Eddie Lacy come on down!

Maybe they're dating?

I know coffey has like all day to make his pick, but I am burning with an unholy desire to get my card in.

Any suggestions as to how I can increase my patience? I trust you folks will provide me with nothing but earnest, sympathetic ideas.

Weed?

Go make a mock draft.....and ****ing draft Geno Smith in it.

I have actually never smoked weed. Not once.

I don't know how it'd get along with me, I'm a relatively high strung person.

Let SNR do that.

A Chiefs mock would be a more pointless waste of time than it already is if I threw away the first pick on Geno.

I just cannot believe the Chiefs will do that.

I've been wanting to make another mock for a bit. I have some pretty good ideas about players that I like. But like you say, it's kind of worthless in the event of a trade down that will likely take place. The trade down should/would affect a ton of things about the mock that would make what I'm doing completely impractical.

The trade down is not happening.

The #1 pick is toxic. It cannot be done.

Two things that can be done; #1 gets traded and you experience some sweet Mary Jane. It's just all about opportunity.

I made the same pick for the same reasons in be alt draft. Ok I'm here. Just waking up. Kinda groggy. Let me look at my board. Be right back

Tampa could really use a boost to the middle of their D-Line.

A true Star caliber player anchoring that line would do wonders for them.

I know. They are losing a starter at DT too. All along I expected CB Xavier to be be pick here and will be IRL, but not if Star is still here at 13. Still looking at some notes, and Tampa bay news that will signify which way this goes.

With the 13th pick of the 2013 NFL draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select; Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah.

Welp, I just got cockblocked.

I thought you wanted Xavier. Damn, sorry bro

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-conten...320-227191.jpg

You still can get catfished.

Then you haven't been watching very closely.

Direkshun has a huge boner for Star and the Panthers really badly need help in the middle.

Sheldon, bro. Dooooo iiiiiiiiiiit

Draft that losing, quitting bitch. Only way to "win" the draft.

This.

Nah, I was ****ing with shun

C'mon direckshun. Quit crying into your beer and pick already! LMAO

It will be complete bullshit if I'm not making a selection for those cheating, rat bastard Broncos by the end of the day.

Direkshun is baked out of his mind, right now.

I got Rams fans picks as well, if direck would hurry his ass up.

87 mocks later and Star steals his heart.

The Panthers select Sheldon Richardson, Missouri.

I'm going with the most talented player. I understand the knocks on his personality but seeing how Carolina's just a god awful mess along the defensive line, we'll roll out he red carpet for the kid.

I also really liked Xavier Rhodes here. Both the Tennessee guys were intriguing as well.

Rhodes was the closest in value (along with Jarvis Jones). But Richardson is a Top 5 talent in this draft when all the elements are clicking. Combined with my absolute desperationg at DT, I had to go with that.

I despise his worthless ass, but if Richardson gets his shit together, he truly is a phenomenal talent.

The New Orleans Saints select Damontre Moore, OLB, Texas A&M

The Saints must shore up their defense and are thrilled that Moore has dropped to them here at 15. Consideration was given to Jarvis Jones, but his medical concerns proved too great. Consideration was also given to Lane Johnson, however, the Saints CLEARLY need a pass-rusher here.

Rams Fan PM his pick to me.

St. Louis Rams select Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee

Bradford is happy.

Jake Long
Jared Cook
Cordarrelle Patterson

The Bengals are sitting pretty with 4 guys they love still on the board.

Hopefully the Rams bitch slap the 49ers for them raping us in the Alex Smith deal.

Not a bad pick, especially considering the Saints are going with a 3-4.

But Moore will probably fall further than this in the actual Draft.

Probably, but the Saints do not have the luxury of waiting to draft a pass rusher, what with missing their second round pick and whatnot. I would, as GM, make an effort to move up and draft Mingo, if I had my way.

Damontre moore is going to be rich with two first round contracts.

Didn't see my guy already taken on the board. Oops. Give me a sec.

LMAO I'm just glad you caught it before getting back to work!

Steelers couldn't move up for a WR so they select Jarvis Jones OLB/DE They get a great player that fills a position of need.

ROFL I looked on the board. Not sure how I missed him. Can someone PM the next guy for me? Please and thank you.

I'll get CC.

Not worried about his combine. I think he's going to be a great get for someone.

He has some great tape. If Jones didn't have stenosis, my pick would have been a no-brainer though.

God dammit Flopnuts.

LMAO

Kiwanuka 2.0 was going to be an excellent fit for teh Giants.

Yeah I think if the board falls like this the Steelers take a chance on Jones. I also considered Jonathan Cooper.

Heh. Is the first "**** you for taking my guy" post of this draft? There will be many, many more. Sorry Sorter.

WHAT THE HELL GUYS!?!?!?!?

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/im...650&h=440&q=75

ROFL

Cowboys go BPA and help rebuild their line. Could even move Tyron Smith back to right tackle where he played at USC.

Dallas Cowboys select Lane Johnson, OT, Oklahoma

WRU Sorter?!

Tank Carradine? Is that who you are referring to?

Holy ****ing login issues Batman. Was locked out for an eternity. LMAO

Maybe you should try not forgetting your new username, reerun. :p