pics or gtfo

LMAO

Ever wonder how much shit you can take as a fan before it's too much?

Keep watching

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In another thread, I saw the Chiefs referred to as the Royals of the NFL.

That's not really a fair comparison.


The Royals have won a championship in my lifetime.

Being a chiefs fan is like finding out your wife is a lesbian. At first, you're all like, "Hey! This could be a great show!" but then you realize that it's just a big waste of time because you're never going to get a three-way and her breath always smells like old salmon.

Being a Chiefs fan is like getting advice on love, sex and marriage from MTG10, Gochiefs and RoyIII.




Gonzo....I hate to break it to you, but your wife...she's gay with your sister on this story pal.

LMAO
Sounds about right.

LMAO

They may not run but they do get the shit beat out of them alot

The chiefs are like watching half a porno and then realizing its your grandmother

LMAO

That's the spirit qabbaan(there should be a damn "U" after the Q.....



But lets face it, you KNEW it was your grandmother right up until the sock was starched, qOedipus.

Also....judging by today's turnover and fumbles.....These colors don't hang onto the ball when they do run.



With a little pressure in his face, Matt Cassel puckers and flinches like a 12 year old getting his 2nd hug from Uncle Sandusky.

Being a Chiefs fan is physically uncomfortable on days like today.

It's "I have a turtle head with a diarhea chaser and I'm 15 minutes from home with nowhere to stop" uncomfortable.

Same results on the field in the first quarter every week as the first 30 seconds after you get in the door at home.

"Daddy???"

Being a Chiefs fan is like taking a nice sunday drive on a sunny autumn afternoon, you flip the radio over to 101thefox just in time to hear Len Dawson say the score....you look up just in time to open your mouth as you rear end a police car....The air bag deploys, only it's full of dairy cow feces.



You awaken from your daze just in time to hear that your starting quarterback just threw another interception!

being a Chiefs fan is like going to the strip club and getting a private dance, and thinking 'man..this chick really likes me. I should ask her out".

speaking of clubs. Baby seals. Chiefs. Clubs.

I'll thank you not to include me in your twisted fantasies.

....and finding out she is a dude about half way through the post-first-date-hummer

....that you thought was awesome, even after knowing his 'status'.

Now entering this thread, the first relevant photo in a google search and the quarterback suffered by Chief fans during that year. "Chiefs+Year"

1994-Joe Montana. It was an awesome year to be a Chiefs fan. Monday night shootout....lots to love about being a Chiefs fan. 35 year patch....Go Chiefs

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...mTyrt0HJLTfFiO

1995-Steve Bono The 49erfication of the Chiefs continues with a career backup QB..but what a bootleg runner! 1 year since a playoff win.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...2T9p17bzEuEoyA

1996-Steve Bono-Rich Gannon. Maybe this Ivy League-Wade Wilson backup viking can play....maybe not
2years since a playoff win, but it's still sunshine at Arrowhead
The olympics were here. USA USA USA. Female American Gymnast breaks her foot, still wins Gold....Chiefs don't medal. #82 is Derrick Walker

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...1W-Nr0J5cTlE9w

You bastard

1997-Elvis Grbac more 49erfication Rich Gannon
I can't throw it and Catch it TOO!!! a real warrior at Qb.....if he'd have only stayed injured....Google? What's a google?

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Alot of hope left in Kansas City fandom!

you sonnabitch.

1998-Rich Gannon Elvis Grbac
The Broncos....the F'nG broncos........

Mr Clinton, your humidor smells odd

Elvis will bring us to the promised land!/chiefs

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Ok...maybe....nope.

1999-Elvis Grbac.....still

What the hell is a Euro?


This young feller can play ball
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http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...SBR1jOQ-KNTU6S
In the yeeeeeeeeeeeear Two THOOOOOOOOOOOUSAND "in the year 2000, Chief fans realize what they have in the dipshit Elvis Grbac while Gannon is tearing it up in Oakland for the hated raiders......"
2000-Elvis Grbac Sucks.....Warren Moon


Sure glad Elian Gonzalez made it home.

Upstart Rams and Dick Vermeil are pretty good.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...g7InG1EaOFSrG_


Dammit Carl!

2001-The year we make Contract....with TrINT Green
This new guy with the bad leg can't throw.....

Shit hits the world's fan. Football fans unite.

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New talent is here....but USA!USA!

2002-TrENT Green is here.
Welcome to KC Willi ROAF!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...bFW0A8ScS7HNGA


This would be pretty fun if we had a defense.....

2003- Trent Green
Priest Holmes is a running back!!!! Dante Hall Crushes Broncos.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...3Av3yMvUny38qg


If we only had a defense....this could have been our year.....Chief fans devestated by Indy at home. The first real chance at a playoff win in 9 years.

sonnabitch

2004- Trent Green

Maybe they're listening! Maybe they're listening

7-9 sucks.
Someone hit the jackpot by accident in the 4th round
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Just a few more pieces......

2005-Trent Green.
If we can just get a defense, this could be our year!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...gxpRpNPxriMT3A

10-6 and miss the playoffs....FML

2006- Trent Green(dammit cheap shot Bengals) Dammon F(big F) Huard

12 years since a playoff win.....that's long enough for a baby to have been born and enter puberty

KC loses Lamar Hunt, but has Herman Edwards and the Tampa 2

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2007-Dammon Huard...really? Brodie Croyle will save us!

9 game losing streak, 4-12. This shit really isn't that fun anymore

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4 and 12....and Huard is the Starter.....not really believing so much today

2008-Tyler Thigpen, Damon Huard-Brodie Croyle....Yeah, that's what they trotted out.
year 3 of Hermanator....2-14? Are you Friggin kidding me?

Chief fan is starting to be annoyed

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2009-Matt Cassel! We're Gonna BE THE PATRIOTS! WOOHOOO

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a new anniversary is marked since a playoff win

Scott Pioli replaces the one and only King Carl.....and the floors have never been cleaner. He's brought his secret weapons from NE to end our dispair...be patient Chief fans....it's a process
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Oh yeah...it's 50 years!
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It was uglier than your 8th grade girlfriend....but I guess it's an improvement

2010-Matt Cassel -Brodie Croyl

the 8th grade girlfriend grew breasts but still has braces.....

Back into playoffs like blind man into bakery, and Baltimore commits an act of prison rape that makes Ray Lewis cringe. Is it 1984 and did I just enter a car and go 88mph? because it's about to happen again this weekend in 2012

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2011-Matt Cassel-tyler Palko-Kyle Orton

Oh no...we suck again.....Tyler Palko that many games? Really? Do you HATE US!
SONNA BITCH!

Romeo, Romeo where art thou Romeo.

Really?! REALLY!!! IS this the shit we're paying for?!!

"Whats' the fuss guys...it's a process"
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It's been HOW MANY YEARS SINCE A PLAYOFF WIN? WHICH OTHER TEAMS ARE ON THAT LEVEL???? HOly Shitbricks

Being a Chiefs fan is like watching that for the past 15 years......


Jesus. I think I'm going to tell my Kids to cheer for the Packers, who coincidentally are a smaller market team, were worse, built a championship team, sucked again, built another Championship team.


Holy crap...being a Chiefs fan IS like watching a porno and figuring out it's your grandma...and then realizing it's the only video that does it for you anymore.....


SONNABITCH! YOU WONDER WHY there might be a flying banner sunday!??

nsfw-language

Because I'm a Chiefs fan, I'm often told I may need therapy, but I can only afford Action Figure Therapy after my camero payment and mullet perms.

maybe Pioli and Cassel should just grow a mustache.

Watch...this will not disapoint
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Matt Cassel couldn't score on a raider fan's sister on prom night with 2 bottles of Boones Farm apple wine

*Credit to Pawnmower for the inspiration for this..


Being a Chiefs fan is like generational poverty.

your grandfather was a Chiefs fan who hit it big in the 60's...he taught your father to be a Chiefs fan as he drank away his fortune around bad investments. Your father had seen the glory days so he made you a Chiefs fan as a share cropper in a shitty apartment but got you a decent house in the suburbs in the 90s. He lost it on poor investments and you're back in an apartment, teaching your son about the Chiefs.....

Maybe it would be smarter to work a 2nd job, tell him to cheer for a winner.....the college degree of NFL fans.

We toil in the mines to pay the company store and get by.....

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...bQJv8tuyj0ssqR

Nooooooo booooody knows......the trouble I've seeeeeen

Being a Chiefs fan is like winning an exotic vacation in a sweepsteaks.

Week 1. YEAH! I WIN A VACATION!!!!
Week 3......Oh crap, it's in Juarez, Mx

Ugh. A little defense would have been wonderful.

Putting that string of posts together was depressing. It was like a roller coaster that almost left me car sick typing them.

A lot of years of fail with a couple of things to enjoy.

Being a Chiefs fan this year is about as much fun as being Larry Johnson's girlfriend when he gets home from a night on the town.

If you owned a Cell phone during the last Chiefs Playoff win, it probably looked like this

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https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...XDpFEQmgBo10WA




Today, your Samsung GalaxyIII has more computer power than Apollo 13.

Being a Chiefs fan is like being hit helmet-helmet-helmet between a couple of Rinos, and waking up to 31 opposing fan bases and your own management Booing you as you're carted off the field.

The Royals are glad there is no Red in their uniforms and are upset about comparisons between them and the Chiefs.



These colors, can't run Scott Pioli and co out of town fast enough with a flame thrower full of rocketaids fuel.

"CHIEFS WILL"

....fail the fans in every way possible.



Market that.

A 90 year old Monk in solitary confinement is more likely to score than this team in the first quarter.

Pioli and Crennel should feel like fish who are working the laundry at Shawshank tomorrow.



The media sisters should really give them the angry pickles.

Being a Chiefs fan is like having Deb Detweiler as your next door neighbor, only she's drunk, has a megaphone and you live in tents.

The Jamaican bobsled team has held as many leads in NFL games as the kansas city Chiefs in 2012.

I think "chiefs will" was a subliminal ploy to have everyone leave their money to Clark after we die.

I have 47000 posts on a chiefs board since 2000, and just as many playoff wins as Chiefs quarterbacks since Joe Montana retired.

Do you know how many Nations have broken up and name changed and undergone re-branding efforts since the last Chiefs playoff win?

Last night while driving with Brideowanian I got this great idea for a way to make watching this year's Chiefs football enjoyable to watch. So here's what I suggested.

"To make watching the Chiefs fun and something to look forward to I have invented a new game. In this game, every time Matt Cassel causes a turnover, we engage in an escalating sex act"

She laughs and says

"That's not a bad idea, but it's not going to work......You'd probably have to poop on my chest by the 2nd quarter"


Today, I'm working on the board or the twister mat version of my new game.

HUMP to Conclusion

INTercourse
fumBJle

the teaser.....you're praying for the Pick 6

you'll have to pay to see the rest, but to make it playable for those who watch the entire game I'll probably have to invent something not even in the kama sutra

4th quarter is for the true sickos anyway......so you may have to urinate up a nose hole to watch the end of the game. Play at your own risk.

Western Samoa is now known as Samoa. All of the Yugoslav states have since gone independent. Zaire is now called the Democratic Republic of Congo. Just a note for those who may not have seen the news.

ROFL he sounds like Kenny ****in Powers

The more I think about it, the better idea the Matt Cassel game-day board game really could be.

Hell, it might be worthy of a new thread, so that everyone can play it at home Vs the hated Raiders.

My oldest child was born and on her 2nd day of life we watched a Chiefs game from a hospital chair.

As a 2nd grader, The Chiefs have not beaten the Hated Oakland Raiders at home since the year of this child's birth.

That's what it's like to be a Chiefs fan.

Since the Chiefs have beaten Oakland at home, the Child has learned to use a crawl, speak English, Read and Write, Ride a bike, throw and catch and hit a ball better than half of the Royals.......I'm hoping the child isn't driving before the next home win versus the Raiders.

Holy Shit...........It's fun being a Chiefs fan.

Snookie has quarterbacked the Chiefs to as many leads this season as the 3 persons being paid as professional quarterbacks on the Chiefs roster.

so have I

These colors don't run, but today the team is so shitty that red turned to black.



This team needs an enema.

The Titans and Panthers were created from concept and been in a superbowl since the Chiefs last win and the Texans are strong contenders this year.

Since the last Chiefs PLAYOFF WIN....Chiefs fans have agonizingly watched The Broncos, Chargers, Raiders and Lowly Sea hawks compete for 5 super bowl titles...FIVE Championships from the AFCW since the Chiefs have last sniffed a single wildcard round playoff win.

How do you come up with some of the shit you posted in here....Classic!

ROFL

:LOL:

It's too bad these colors don't get as much run on Sundays as "Save Our Chiefs" has today......Jamal Charles would probably have 3,000 yards.


Save Our Chiefs scored more direct hits today than the US Navy did at Midway.

When I was in college I volunteer coached a flag football team for young adults with Down Syndrome and other challenges. It was awesome.

The college football team was the bad news bears. They were almost as bad as the Chiefs. One night at a party, some football players were being assholes, spraying beer around, trying to be the Animal House guys or something. An argument ensued. At some point, I find myself encircled by half a dozen college football players with zero or 1 win on their record for the season, apparently wanting to beat me until the candy came out.

At that point, I chose to say the following:

"You guys are acting like dickheads. I coach a flag football team of people with Down Syndrome who could play the same schedule you have this year, and win just as many games..........and you want to act like big shit here?"

That same flag football team could play the Chiefs schedule and be within 1 win of the same record.

These colors don't run.....much better that my old flag football team. At least my guys would have given full effort and done something we could cheer as fans.

Tonight I was reading and pondering the state of the Chiefs and why this has played out the way it is and how #7 could suck so bad.


This isn't Chiefs football....It's the next Borat Movie.

Sasha Cohen is about to take a helmet off after the last INT of the season and say "Great Success...That'sa nice"

How convenient the game this past sunday was played in Cleveland.

Why you may ask?

Because the noise the Chiefs played for the fans? The Brown noise.

Well,

Apparently these Colors CAN run....for 350 yards vs the Colts.

It's just that these colors can't score.....unless it's an 80+ yard run.



Hopefully, in 1 more week these colors will run this shit regime out of the midwest faster than the typhoon diarhea gets rid of a bad taco.

discolored urine well yesterday, for sure

I guess we know why Jim Jones likes the Chiefs.