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Lumpy 05-04-2012 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595379)
I didn't pass out Bug I was in the Royals thread.

Thank God Lumpydumpins is here now to keep me awake since everyone knows I have a huge internet crush on her....


:)

"LumpyDUMPins"?! Internet crush? ROFL

You have been drinking.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8595382)
"LumpyDUMPins"?! Internet crush? ROFL

You have been drinking.

For a while now yes. Check the thread darlin. Just trying to give the believers something to run with.

Strongside 05-04-2012 09:22 PM

What are we drinking? I'm tearing up some Boulevard Tank 7 which is, in my opinion, the best ****ing beer on the face of this rock.

Bugeater 05-04-2012 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8595373)
I confess, Bug. It was me.

Don't get too excited though, it was meant to serve as a warning to knock off the, "oh, Lumpy must have grounded Gonzo again" shit. That's right, pecker-wood. If you don't knock it off, the Peony bush is going to get it!! :cuss:

Meh, I don't care about that bush. The wife likes it though, otherwise I'd mow right over the damn thing.

And how many more days until Gonzo is un-grounded?

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 8595389)
What are we drinking? I'm tearing up some Boulevard Tank 7 which is, in my opinion, the best ****ing beer on the face of this rock.

Milwaukees Best Light. Cheap drunk = me.

Bugeater 05-04-2012 09:24 PM

Busch light for me, I'm not a high roller like noonan.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8595394)
Busch light for me, I'm not a high roller like noonan.

That might be more skanky than my swill even.

Johnny Vegas 05-04-2012 09:27 PM

ok I'm ****in wasted LOL

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8595399)
ok I'm ****in wasted LOL

Post like the wind Johnny!

Bugeater 05-04-2012 09:32 PM

THAT'S MY SKULL! I'M SO WASTED!

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:32 PM

sooooooo, have you guys ever tried bud light with lime?

Bugeater 05-04-2012 09:33 PM

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cdcox 05-04-2012 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595403)
sooooooo, have you guys ever tried bud light with lime?

:shake:

Mr. Flopnuts 05-04-2012 09:34 PM

Night night bitches.

Bugeater 05-04-2012 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8595411)
Night night bitches.

Uh yeah, I just noticed it's past 10:30, I'm ready for bed. Y'all are going to need to keep the noise down.

Phobia 05-04-2012 09:36 PM

I'm not drinking tonight. Had 2 beers last night though. Don't know if that matters.

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 8595407)
:shake:

yeah, i know. i was actually afraid to post this for the beginning of some sort of epic flame war.

sweet christmas!!! i love that shit. i can't help it. it's like porn in liquid form to me.

sadly, i have turned in my man card. i know.

Lumpy 05-04-2012 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8595391)
Meh, I don't care about that bush. The wife likes it though, otherwise I'd mow right over the damn thing.

And how many more days until Gonzo is un-grounded?

THAT IS IT!!! THE PEONY BUSH IS GOING DOWWWWWWWWN!!! :mad:

Btw, good luck when the ants have nowhere else to go except for in your house. :D

Johnny Vegas 05-04-2012 09:39 PM

I'm really in a sad mode though. I'm drinking for the worng reasons. because I'm drinking for someone that just died. Its binge night I guess. I got a little nugget to smoke too. I just poured out some for MCA. Beastie boys was playing when I had sex. I mean they're the band that I've listened to during so many memories. Really happy I ****in saw them man. I say if you want to see that band go see them. You never know wehn the hammer drops on someone.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595403)
sooooooo, have you guys ever tried bud light with lime?

Don't fruit the beer dammit. Jesus Christ cable I thought we were friends.

Johnny Vegas 05-04-2012 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595428)
Don't fruit the beer dammit. Jesus Christ cable I thought we were friends.

don't let friends fruit their beer!

Lumpy 05-04-2012 09:44 PM

This is true... never fruit the beer, don't drink for the wrong reasons, and definitely keep the noise down. Did I forget anything? Oh yeah... never EVER enter a drinking thread when you have nothing to drink. :(

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595428)
Don't fruit the beer dammit. Jesus Christ cable I thought we were friends.

but, noonan!

have you even tried it? i know the rule. BUT MY GAWD MAN!!!!!!!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!!! I CAN'T QUIT IT!!!!

YOU WILL HAVE TO PULL THE EMPTY BOTTLE FROM MY COLD, DEAD FINGERS!!!!

Stanley Nickels 05-04-2012 09:44 PM

I'm a little drunk right now, but I'm afraid for my liver tomorrow.

Tomorrow is my bachelor party, and I'm still clueless as to the itinerary. My friends know, as does my fiancee. I've heard "expect guns, baseball, and tits", but I can't believe my fiancee would be okay with all of those. I expect none of those to happen, but am hoping for the best tits.. err..I mean, hoping for the best.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8595427)
I'm really in a sad mode though. I'm drinking for the worng reasons. because I'm drinking for someone that just died. Its binge night I guess. I got a little nugget to smoke too. I just poured out some for MCA. Beastie boys was playing when I had sex. I mean they're the band that I've listened to during so many memories. Really happy I ****in saw them man. I say if you want to see that band go see them. You never know wehn the hammer drops on someone.

Thanks for bringing us all down.


Nooowww this is a story I need to tell about 3 young brothas ya know so well...

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 8595435)
I'm a little drunk right now, but I'm afraid for my liver tomorrow.

Tomorrow is my bachelor party, and I'm still clueless as to the itinerary. My friends know, as does my fiancee. I've heard "expect guns, baseball, and tits", but I can't believe my fiancee would be okay with all of those. I expect none of those to happen, but am hoping for the best tits.. err..I mean, hoping for the best.

dude, it's all about the tits. good luck. remember, it's not a good night, until you lose your dignity.

have YOU ever tried bud light with lime? yup, just went there.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595434)
but, noonan!

have you even tried it? i know the rule. BUT MY GAWD MAN!!!!!!!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!!! I CAN'T QUIT IT!!!!

YOU WILL HAVE TO PULL THE EMPTY BOTTLE FROM MY COLD, DEAD FINGERS!!!!

I've never tried fruity beer. More for you.

Lumpy 05-04-2012 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 8595435)
I'm a little drunk right now, but I'm afraid for my liver tomorrow.

Tomorrow is my bachelor party, and I'm still clueless as to the itinerary. My friends know, as does my fiancee. I've heard "expect guns, baseball, and tits", but I can't believe my fiancee would be okay with all of those. I expect none of those to happen, but am hoping for the best tits.. err..I mean, hoping for the best.

You're doing it wrong. LMAO

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8595426)
THAT IS IT!!! THE PEONY BUSH IS GOING DOWWWWWWWWN!!! :mad:

Btw, good luck when the ants have nowhere else to go except for in your house. :D

since we're on the subject of bush.............

cdcox 05-04-2012 09:48 PM

I'll drink a Corona with a real lime outside on a hot day. But a factory-limed beer? Why?

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:49 PM

I never had a bachelor party. My best man was my 15 year old brother. Then I got divorced 11 years later. 11 ****ing wasted years later lol. ****ing bitchcraft.

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595439)
I've never tried fruity beer. More for you.

i think it's something of a fascination with lime. i guess i must be a limey basterd. i can't help it. you should try it late tomorrow afternoon once you've sobered up. after you try one, then you can judge me. and after you judge me, then well, you can suck it!!!!ROFL

Bugeater 05-04-2012 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8595427)
I'm really in a sad mode though. I'm drinking for the worng reasons. because I'm drinking for someone that just died. Its binge night I guess. I got a little nugget to smoke too. I just poured out some for MCA. Beastie boys was playing when I had sex. I mean they're the band that I've listened to during so many memories. Really happy I ****in saw them man. I say if you want to see that band go see them. You never know wehn the hammer drops on someone.

Dude that's sad if you're really that broken up about some musician dying.

Lumpy 05-04-2012 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595442)
since we're on the subject of bush.............

Please. :rolleyes: Nobody wants to hear about your manscaping. Or, should I say, lack thereof?

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 8595444)
I'll drink a Corona with a real lime outside on a hot day. But a factory-limed beer? Why?

That's ok... even good. Premade fruity beer is for bundle of stickss.... and cabletech... ;-) (love you cable)

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595446)
i think it's something of a fascination with lime. i guess i must be a limey basterd. i can't help it. you should try it late tomorrow afternoon once you've sobered up. after you try one, then you can judge me. and after you judge me, then well, you can suck it!!!!ROFL

No. Dammit.

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 8595444)
I'll drink a Corona with a real lime outside on a hot day. But a factory-limed beer? Why?

this is where i started down my dark path. seriously. corona w/ lime at the casino. drank it for years. was in the liquor store one night when a green poster caught my eye.

bliss ever since.

Johnny Vegas 05-04-2012 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8595447)
Dude that's sad if you're really that broken up about some musician dying.

eh I got a soul. Its sad if anyone goes too soon over cancer. Music is a big part of my life. I play it all for real. I can even sing. I appreciate the things that get us through life and music makes everything better. And beer.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8595448)
Please. :rolleyes: Nobody wants to hear about your manscaping. Or, should I say, lack thereof?

I shave it all and I know you want to know because we're bffs. Don't act like we aren't.

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8595448)
Please. :rolleyes: Nobody wants to hear about your manscaping. Or, should I say, lack thereof?

most certainly lack thereof.:shake:

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595450)
No. Dammit.

do it.

just one.

c'mon. everyone's doing it.

welp, except the hetero's.

Setsuna 05-04-2012 09:58 PM

Ummm I'm going to walk for babies tomorrow....sooooo I'm better than all yall. :)

J Diddy 05-04-2012 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8595453)
eh I got a soul. Its sad if anyone goes too soon over cancer. Music is a big part of my life. I play it all for real. I can even sing. I appreciate the things that get us through life and music makes everything better. And beer.

I have yet to drink a beer that's been made better by music.

cabletech94 05-04-2012 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8595462)
Ummm I'm going to walk for babies tomorrow....sooooo I'm better than all yall. :)

but have you ever tried bud light with lime?ROFL

cdcox 05-04-2012 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8595462)
Ummm I'm going to walk for babies tomorrow....sooooo I'm better than all yall. :)

I'm gonna cure cancer before lunch.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595459)
do it.

just one.

c'mon. everyone's doing it.

welp, except the hetero's.

I tried a nondescript American beer with lime a couple years ago when they first came out. Hated it. I'd actually rather drink skank beer than that stuff. No real judgement... you enjoy what you like.

Lumpy 05-04-2012 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595455)
I shave it all and I know you want to know because we're bffs. Don't act like we aren't.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/spit.gif

Rausch 05-04-2012 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595030)
It's been a damn long week. Not all bad just damn long. I have a 30 pack and 3 packs of smokes. I don't see this night ending in any other way than passing out on the couch. You in?

Well, I wasn't going to but since you twisted my arm...

Setsuna 05-04-2012 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595464)
but have you ever tried bud light with lime?ROFL

ROFL Well done.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 8595465)
I'm gonna cure cancer before lunch.

You are the one-upper person aren't you?

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8595468)

You know what I like best about you Lump? You act like we don't know every little thing about each other when you post. It's cute.

:)

I don't shave my face just my nether regions.

Stanley Nickels 05-04-2012 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595437)
dude, it's all about the tits. good luck. remember, it's not a good night, until you lose your dignity.

have YOU ever tried bud light with lime? yup, just went there.

I've lost my dignity more times than I care to admit around these guys. But I was just told (within the last 10 minutes) that we're staying in a hotel. I guess that means just downtown instead of heading back to my place in Mission (10 minutes away), but I could be wrong. I do expect that means strip club, though. I just hope bachelor party means I'm not paying for that shit. I'm cool with tits; I'm not cool with $20 for three minutes with Daddy Issues pretending to give a shit about me.

cdcox 05-04-2012 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8595473)
ROFL Well done.


You are the one-upper person aren't you?

One-upper is small change. I'm ten-upper guy.

Stanley Nickels 05-04-2012 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 8595465)
I'm gonna cure cancer before lunch.

I do that for a day job, bruh!

Mother****erJones 05-04-2012 10:08 PM

Im with ya. Worked til 11:20 tonight. Getting drunk sounds like a plan

Lumpy 05-04-2012 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595474)
You know what I like best about you Lump? You act like we don't know every little thing about each other when you post. It's cute.

:)

I don't shave my face just my nether regions.

:hmmm: Interdasting.

Who are you again?

LMAO

Johnny Vegas 05-04-2012 10:11 PM

you all don't know. wait maybe I don't

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 8595481)
Im with ya. Worked til 11:20 tonight. Getting drunk sounds like a plan

This guy whos name I may have issues with after 11 beers ftw!

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8595488)
you all don't know. wait maybe I don't

You got some 'splaining to do Lucy

J Diddy 05-04-2012 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595464)
but have you ever tried bud light with lime?ROFL

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Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8595483)
:hmmm: Interdasting.

Who are you again?

LMAO

Great. You hate me now. Perfect.

Mr. Kotter 05-04-2012 10:14 PM

Pussies. :rolleyes:

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 8595501)
Pussies. :rolleyes:

How often do you post as the guy I met?

Lumpy 05-04-2012 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595500)
Great. You hate me now. Perfect.

Damn. I thought only women get emotional when they drink. :p

I do need to hit the sack though, so have fun and stay out of trouble!

Cabletech, you're in charge of keeping beer me in line. If he gets out of hand, chuck a lime at him. LMAO

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8595517)
Damn. I thought only women get emotional when they drink. :p

I do need to hit the sack though, so have fun and stay out of trouble!

Cabletech, you're in charge of keeping beer me in line. If he gets out of hand, chuck a lime at him. LMAO

You know I'm sensitve 'dumplins. This is why our friendship works. I blather on and on like a girl and you give it to me straight like a guy. It works for both of us.

cabletech94 05-04-2012 10:31 PM

gross, noons!! you have sensitive dumplings? ugh!

i'm out!!!!

Lumpy 05-04-2012 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595522)
You know I'm sensitve 'dumplins. This is why our friendship works. I blather on and on like a girl and you give it to me straight like a guy. It works for both of us.

Oh, will you just man the hell up and drink your beer! GAH! :banghead:

:D

I'm out. Later, all!

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8595543)
Oh, will you just man the hell up and drink your beer! GAH! :banghead:

:D

I'm out. Later, all!

I thought you went to bed.

Rausch 05-04-2012 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595522)
You know I'm sensitve 'dumplins. This is why our friendship works. I blather on and on like a girl and you give it to me straight like a guy.

Uh huh...

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 8595537)
gross, noons!! you have sensitive dumplings? ugh!

i'm out!!!!

I'm not sensitive unless 'dumplins or Gonzo tells me I'm being an idiot. They're my favorites. No offense to any of my other friends.

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 8595550)
Uh huh...

???

Rausch 05-04-2012 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595522)
I blather on and on like a girl and you give it to me straight like a guy.

:spock:

http://files.coloribus.com/files/ads...mall-19386.jpg

Johnny Vegas 05-04-2012 10:51 PM

cigs are tasting really good right meow

cabletech94 05-04-2012 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 8595564)

ha ha!!!

lumpy with the mask, gonzo with the stilletos. noonan takes the picture, FOR THE WIN!!!!!

Dr. Johnny Fever 05-04-2012 11:03 PM

Why does noonan have to take the pics? Maybe noonan is the guy in the pic and Gonzo is taking the pics. Maybe Lump is taking the pics of me and Gonzo.

Slainte 05-04-2012 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8595307)
Had some friends come over tonight and had some beers, and when they left I decided to get my mail from my curbside mailbox. It was dark and all I saw at first was some stupid store flyer junk mail.

So I reached back a little farther and pulled out a few more envelopes and some other junk mail.

Then when I reached all the way back to make sure I didn't miss anything, I found this full peony bloom in the very back of the mailbox.

http://oi50.tinypic.com/fzapz.jpg

Luca Brasi sleeps with the peonies...

cabletech94 05-04-2012 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever (Post 8595578)
Why does noonan have to take the pics? Maybe noonan is the guy in the pic and Gonzo is taking the pics. Maybe Lump is taking the pics of me and Gonzo.

i think you know the answer.

In58men 09-01-2012 11:30 PM

I'm drrrrrunk.


How's everybody doing tonight. Bbqed some chicken, carne asada, hot links and grilled up some jalapeņos.


Have a good night people. Don't let Cassel ruin your Labor Day.

Dr. Johnny Fever 09-01-2012 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 8871982)
I'm drrrrrunk.


How's everybody doing tonight. Bbqed some chicken, carne asada, hot links and grilled up some jalapeņos.


Have a good night people. Don't let Cassel ruin your Labor Day.

My threads aren't worth bumping... please don't.

Shogun 09-01-2012 11:43 PM

I'm really high and just had cereal

In58men 09-01-2012 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8871992)
My threads aren't worth bumping... please don't.

It was the only thread that had the word "drunk" in it. You're my hero.


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