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BWHAHAHAHA.......

WHAT STUPID SHIT !!

"SCORING BLOW ON Any of the other posters here"

HAHAHA...... ROFL

Good comeback.........GRANDPA !

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Just to clarify for you, warpaint, cybersex with gochiefs over smokes doesn't count as a "scoring blow".

I just spit water all over my laptop.

ROFL

You sure have an obsession with gay sex and pedophilia. Was your old man in the habit of giving you "special hugs" when you were a kid?

Oh, don't worry KEG. I'm sure wartaint knows what "scoring Blow" is all about. He's been on his knees at boystown working off a snort enough to make Elton John think he's a Nancy.

I score this as a glancing blow....cmon, I want to see an Iowanian smack down.

SHUT UP COCKEYES!!!!!111

He probably has an imprint of the old man's belt buckle in his forehead.

ROFL

LOSER !!!!!!!!!!!

You changed your avatar !!!!

BWhahahaha.........................................

We know your a GAY F A G G O T Pedophile!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can't change ever !!!!!!!!!

bundle of sticks SINGER AVATAR ALERT !!!!!!!!

SHUT THE F U CK UP COCKEYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I were an abusive mod, I would have the perfect avatar for wartaint.

I even resized it so it will fit.

bundle of sticks SINGER AVATAR ALERT !!!!!!!!

SHUT THE F U CK UP COCKEYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you think he would never get him braces?

He always did seem 'mature' for his age. Had something to do with the crusty pube goatee he's had since he was 6. He's awfully obsessed with cockeyes, too. Probably loves to catch those milky tears on his tongue. NTTAWWT.

Yep.

You made an impression on me.

I did a google search for "warpaint99" and found that fine picture of you...

Is there a reason this _______ hasn't been banned yet? What are we paying our mods for? Wait... we don't pay them. Question asked and answered.

Is that really all you have? Your representation of the Kansas School system is exactly the thing that has given those Aryans hope of recruitment.

So. Which form would you prefer?
You're such a guru, I'll let you chose the form of smack I layeth upon thee.

We can go with Poetic, Haiku, general insult tactics in written word, picture, or new words for body functions.

Every Board on the internet has an open ass sore like you, warpaint. You want to talk a bunch of shit to everyone and prove that you've got some unique perspective on insult? I'm your huckleberry. I'll cyber hump your ass until it looks like a 3 day old Bloomin' onion full of chicken liver.

OK, that's a post I would expect from any number of posters here - Clint, Iowanian, Rausch, Baby Lee.

But you Keg? Not you.

ROFL

Its not fair to make fun of warpaint for being "cockeyed". Your eyes might cross too if you had to focus that hard, to locate such a tiny object, every time he wants to rub one out to the MAD magazine cover.

warpaint's pecker is so short, he has to sit on the toilet backwards so he doesn't pee on the floor.

Its because he isn't being abused enough. Geeze, think of something already.

Watch it...warpaint might call you GAY for saying that...

Oh my god that is so stupid.

Anyways why the hell do you post here. They are not the IOWA CHIEFS.

Get lost professor.


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ROFL You can't learn quality smack like this in school.

Saul, what are you doing back here?

Run away with your tail between your legs -- he worked you over good.

Apparently a half-wit gave wartaint a piece of his mind, and he held onto it.

I think after this thread I could be persuaded to support abortion in cases of incest.

They're not the Overland Park, Kansas Chiefs either...

Interestingly enough, Einstein, the Chiefs weren't located in Overland Park Kansas last time I checked either.

You should be calling me Professor, because If You stick around long enough, I'm going to be teaching you some new phrases.

He couldn't cybershit fer a week.

The kinder, gentler keg was temporarily possessed by the unfiltered original version.

Go back to you Iowa sports messageboard !

Oh you don't have one for your redneck hole .

Bwahahaha..........

So you post over here as a Chiefs fan........

Your a fu ck ing loser without a team .


Nice to see i could change your avatar ! LOL.

Your still a fa ggot.

I almost feel bad. This is like picking a fight with a short bus kid. 'course even they'd have better smack.

Everyone here has been in School with a guy like warpaint.

In 3rd grade he stuck his tongue to the flagpole
In 5th grade he had some peagravel in his ear or a paperclip stuck in his nose.
In 7th grade, the school nurse had to remove his pecker from the end of a cola bottle.

He's the guy that stuck his pecker in a goat at the afterprom.

He's the guy who was just fired as custodian from your company because they caught him impaling himself on the fat end of his mop.

Wow. This is pretty funny for being outright hypocrisy.

BTW, I was one of the people that helped START this site, moron.

Another Iowa resident who has nothing to do but post on a Chiefs board.

Your not welcome loser. Go watch your big time IOWA sports.

Hahahah..

Anyways i work in KC.

So fu ck off poser !

I think the only quality 'smack' wartaint has dished out lately was when he was burping the nephew to his sister's glamour shots.

Did you ever see that episode of the Simpsons where Bart wrote something on the back of Homer's head and Homer spun in circles for minutes trying to see it? Bart and Lisa went from guffawing, to laughing nervously, to silence, to a pained sigh.

Deja vu

Maybe we can have a slumber party and watch all of the professional sporting events played in the state of Kansas?

Hell..........didn't ISU just lay the pipe to the Jayhawks last night?

No wonder you walk so bowlegged. I'm being payed pretty well right now, to toss you around like a ball of yarn.

I don't believe you have a job warpaint. Put up the name of your company website to prove it.

Sure you did ! (sarcasm).

You GAY Pedophile.


lol.

You have been OUTED you fuc king PRETENDER.

Your no fan. Your no ticket holder.

YOUR JUST FU CKING LONELY WITH NO FRIENDS.

In that hole you call a state.

There hasn't been anyone more deserving of the americanhero treatment on this board for a long, long time.

We should give poor Warpaint a break. Things have been a little rough since his name and cell were put up on perverted-justice.com

Dude...you truly need help. I can't believe you're from my hometown of OPKS. You have disgraced everything I've loved about being from OPKS. Everyone I've ever known from my hometown has been bright, outgoing, and studious people.

You, on the other hand...I don't know, dude. Seems to me you need some serious psychological help- not by a championed psychologist, but by a team working around the clock...

Get outside, get laid, and thank your teachers for at least trying to teach you something.

Whatever else you can say about Iowa, OPKS has Mememe, and that's all that needs to be said.

"Your" implies its mine.
"You're" implies YOU ARE....as in..."YOU'RE" a about as intellectually deep as a midget baby's butt crack.

Cosmic,
Warpaint couldn't get laid a 4am at the Donkey Show his mother was headlining....with a 5 gallon bucket of Foodstamps.

You have the honor now that htimage has been reduced by me into crying little closet homosexual pedophile of being the one......

with the GAYEST AVATAR.


COCKEYE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Well, someone's got to pick pubes out of the urinal filter at texaco. (although, using his teeth is not a requirement)

sorry, truth is a complete defense...

oh, wait...

You WORK in KC?

You're a stuffed-suit, corporate shill, aren't you?

Just Great.

Taco will be linking this thread as proof of the harms of rocket fuel in breast milk.

If warpaint has a job, he's just killing time at his grandmother's trailer until its time to go wash dishes down at a stip mall buffett.

You going to CRY ? You have been OUTED as a FRAUD.

Your a pretender.

You need to be beaten for coming on a Chiefsfan and trying......

Let me stress the words 'trying' to talk smack with anyone.

Go fu ck your goat redneck and post on your own board.



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This guy's making me reconsider my move to OP.

You know who he reminds me of? The fat cop from Super Troopers.

Talk about outing yourself. Bit of a freudian slip there, gilligan.

hahahah......aren't you just so funny.

Get lost Iowa fan.

Your no Chiefs Fan. Take your gay friend htimage with you and start your own board.


OUTED !!!!!!!!


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ok, this has gotta be rob doing his role-playing thing...

nobody, and i mean nobody could be so lame without trying...

You're.

"outed as a fraud"

Damn.......I'm Foiled. My username would have NEVER given anyone the idea that I might not reside IN Jackson county Missouri.

I really think its time you cut back on the glue sniffing, jr.

The sad thing is, you're worse at smack than communicating the written word, and thats saying something considering your written communication skills are weaker than your non-medicated erectile function with a live woman.

Now you silly sally, take a gander at the start date of Chiefsplanet.....now take a gander under "date joined" for the planet.

I hope you've enjoyed your stay, because something tells me you're about to be banished back to that fabulous KCSTAR Board.

OUTED !!!!!!!!

OUTED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretenders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:clap: Classic Iowanian

HOPELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reerun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on Parker, don't insult the reeruns like that.

Where's gay young boy avatar ???????

Pretender !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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hey Warpaint....

Do you know what an H-back is? How about the year that Carl Peterson drafted Todd Blackledge?

i award you no points...

that makes the score about four hundred to nothing...




oh, btw, pedophile? ROFL ROFL ROFL

that's even funnier than calling iowanian a crybaby fraud lame goat-fucking redneck...

although i'm not sure about the goat thing... :p :p :p

I must admit warpaint does make D_enise seem bright.

damn, i need to find my glasses and put them on...

i missed that altogether...

"coming on a chiefsfan"??

man, iowanian, you need to watch your aim better... ROFL ROFL ROFL

Htismage bio.

Lonely Iowa asshole who has no life but to post on .....

Chiefsplanet.

Claims to have started the website. LOL.


What a bundle of sticks FU CKING HOMO !!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm afraid that, while this was fun for a while, I've lost the ability to comprehend what he's saying.

A 22-year old hippy is a "young boy" and I can't for the life of me figure out what I'm "pretending" to be.

He's been giving me a lot of chit lately but thats over the line dude you looking to get banned?:hmmm:

One instance of circumventing the fuck filter is a warning. Second offence is a one week ban. I understand no one has ever taken it to a third offence until today, in this thread.

And Warpaint, please change your ID. That horse was WAY smarter than you are.

Why don't you go watch your Hawkeyes ! PRETENDER !!!!!!!




Get lost .


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Wartaint: "Not in the face honey, it plays heck with my acne."

You see, I'm here posting, therefore I have no life.

He's ALSO here posting, but... :hmmm:

say it ain't so...

i mean just look at this thread...

it has entertained us for how many pages now?

it's just so alluring to gawk at trainwrecks...

ROFL

Hawkeye rhymes with COCKEYE!!!

YIPPEE!!!!

I think this is about the point where the ref would stop the fight before wartaint ended up in the hospital sucking his dinner out of a tube. (not that it would require any new skills or anything)

i think you're too generous...

I am afraid your also a stupid asshole.

That boy pic looked very fa gg otty and very acceptable for a fa gg ot like you.


I am just calling you out.

First your a pretender from IOWA who talks smack on a CHIEFS board.

Second , your just a clueless fa gg ot !!!!!!!!!!!