Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9327630)

I would like my thread starting privileges. I have proven very little as towards my behavior on this board UN the past, but I personally believe I have settled down. I am not the poster I was six months ago. I plan to break no rules in the future of this site, be it for "shock value" comedy or whatever. I have and will be going the straight and narrow. I am lucky to be here and thank the mods for their generosity.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9327631)

You start threads each time you got a wild hair.
Our thread stats max out at 500. In nearly 13 years I've started more threads than that but I've only started 500 threads in the past 8 years. That includes announcement threads like this. That averages to 1 thread every 5.84 days. There is absolutely no reason to start 3 or 4 threads every day on a board of this size.

Two threads per week. Use them wisely. Agreed?

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 9327690)

:popcorn:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9327701)

I have a confession to make.

3 years ago I was abused by a mod. I asked him for help with an avatar and he touched my profile in an inappropriate way. I hid this from everyone because of the embarrassment. It made me feel like less of a person. To this day I still can't trust mods.

I TRUSTED YOU! YOU MONSTER!

I propose the creation of a mod abuse registry so forum users can know if mods in their forum neighborhood are convicted abusers.

I just hope that nobody has to experience the pain and anguish that I did.

Originally Posted by FRCDFED (Post 9327724)

Please change my avatar to the attached pic. Giving me Hello Kitty put me in touch with my more feminine side but I am now ready to move past that.

Thanks,
Brenton

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9327495)

GoChiefs' rep request made me curious, so I wanted to check where my rep ranked among CP posters.

I'm Numbah 2. I couldn't believe it. NUMBER FREAKIN 2

MY INTERNET PENIS IS ENORMOUS

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9327762)

I was number 1 for years. It's overrated.

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 9327796)

I would like my username changed back to Dartgod.

Thanks.

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 9327808)

Any chance you could make my avatar's peen look bigger? TIA

Originally Posted by Barney Stinson (Post 9327821)

Lumpy, you want to field this one?

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9327705)

you're really Hugh Janus aren't you? ROFL

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9327941)

I'd like to have my 3-day ban taken back from the chickenshit mod that handed out the last one.

Asshole.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9327746)

You know you can do that yourself, right?

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9327947)

ROFL I just want to pour your tears over my cereal! I didn't do it, and maybe you didn't deserve it, but this level of bitterness months later is ****ing delicious!

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9327964)

:#

Originally Posted by FRCDFED (Post 9327959)

Yeah I tried but I couldn't get the damn pic down to the right size so I asked for assistance.

Originally Posted by the kicker that shall go unnamed (Post 9328154)

If you have a name change or other mod action you'd like reversed, post here and remind us.

I'd like my name back! After all it is my God-given name!

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9327432)

I'm feeling generous.

If you have a name change or other mod action you'd like reversed, post here and remind us. We do these things for fun sometimes and forget to reverse it without a friendly reminder.

There are also some of you who are sig abusers or thread starting abusers. If you've earned one of those designations in the past, post here about how you understand what you did wrong and why you won't do it again in the future and we'll consider reversing those things as well. But you have to convince us that you've learned and that you won't be a problem again. If you're not convincing, forget about it. However, if you've just earned one of those recently, don't bother. That's you, JohnWayne/PhonyGonzalez.

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 9328227)

AustinChief is having a full blown meltdown in the smoking thread in DC. Just FYI.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9328239)

How does it work for log in purposes when the mods change a username?

Originally Posted by the kicker that shall go unnamed (Post 9328154)

If you have a name change or other mod action you'd like reversed, post here and remind us.

I'd like my name back! After all it is my God-given name!

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 9328227)

AustinChief is having a full blown meltdown in the smoking thread in DC. Just FYI.

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 9328362)

I've been banned for life from the OrangeMange. If you guys could call them up and tell them I promise not to tell them how bad they suck and that I've never really manhandled a Donkey and I won't laugh about their poor coaching or overhyped 1 man team so I can just log on ONE MORE TIME. It would be greatly appreciated.

Originally Posted by 300 Bowler (Post 9328294)

No shit. He's already banned at least three people who did NOTHING other than disagree with him.

I'm posting my request here, in advance, to have the ban lifted that AustinChief is going to impose upon me when I tell him in that thread to stop acting like a Nazi.

Here's the thread, in case anyone is interested: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=268969

Originally Posted by FRCDFED (Post 9327959)

Yeah I tried but I couldn't get the damn pic down to the right size so I asked for assistance.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9328633)

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9327489)

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=69394



I agree to your terms, fine sir.

Originally Posted by whoman69 (Post 9328790)

and you trust this? Phil, did you have a brush with death or something?

Originally Posted by @KCsporting (Post 9328752)

Can I pay my phone bill in this thread?

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9328919)

Heh. If he doesn't abide, it's about 4 clicks and a keystroke to flip it. It's designed to give people a chance which we've always done here. Always.

Originally Posted by 300 Bowler (Post 9328294)

No shit. He's already banned at least three people who did NOTHING other than disagree with him.

I'm posting my request here, in advance, to have the ban lifted that AustinChief is going to impose upon me when I tell him in that thread to stop acting like a Nazi.

Here's the thread, in case anyone is interested: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=268969

Originally Posted by the kicker that shall go unnamed (Post 9328154)

If you have a name change or other mod action you'd like reversed, post here and remind us.

I'd like my name back! After all it is my God-given name!

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 9327645)

I wont i'll never post another bad thread again. i misspoke

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 9327645)

I wont i'll never post another bad thread again. i misspoke

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9328239)

How does it work for log in purposes when the mods change a username?

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9328952)

If you manually login in each time, we screwed you up. But the vast majority allow a cookie on their system which connects with their userID number rather than the actual name. That cookie keeps you logged in.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9328949)

ROFL

You said something to the effect of "I KNOW I SHOULDN'T MAKE A NEW THREAD FOR THIS SINCE THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD BUT I WANTED MY OWN THREAD"

That's not misspeaking.

Originally Posted by Monty (Post 9328960)

I would like to change my username. I know I'll regret this, but I'm open to suggestions.

Originally Posted by memyselfI (Post 9328229)

What happened to my icon? I want it back. ;)

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9328968)

How about Monte'?

Originally Posted by Monty (Post 9328960)

I would like to change my username. I know I'll regret this, but I'm open to suggestions.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9327432)

I'm feeling generous.

If you have a name change or other mod action you'd like reversed, post here and remind us. We do these things for fun sometimes and forget to reverse it without a friendly reminder.

There are also some of you who are sig abusers or thread starting abusers. If you've earned one of those designations in the past, post here about how you understand what you did wrong and why you won't do it again in the future and we'll consider reversing those things as well. But you have to convince us that you've learned and that you won't be a problem again. If you're not convincing, forget about it. However, if you've just earned one of those recently, don't bother. That's you, JohnWayne/PhonyGonzalez.

Originally Posted by Cornholeeater (Post 9329000)

"Bowser" just happens to be available at the moment if you're interested.

Originally Posted by Monty (Post 9329003)

Can't take that one....that's like taking Gaz.....isn't it?

How about Seamus? Is that taken?

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9328974)

You had it for nearly a decade. We whacked a bunch of obsolete smilies recently. Yours was deemed obsolete. You'll have to do something incredibly special to earn another.

Originally Posted by redsurfer11 (Post 9329002)

Can you fix my post count?

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9329009)

Thread starting privileges?

I will probably rarely start a thread anyway.

Originally Posted by Semen (Post 9329013)

Pls change to Seamus. :D