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BigRedChief 12-03-2012 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9176838)
Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.
Thats mod cheating. And you were a member of the Academy for years. You just lost your clearance. :harumph:

okoye35chiefs 12-03-2012 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9176807)
no you nominated yourself.

hey I looked at the pictures in the rule book and nowhere did it state I couldn't...

Sorter 12-03-2012 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9176867)
Thats mod cheating. And you were a member of the Academy for years. You just lost your clearance. :harumph:
http://i.imgur.com/973nL.gif

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9176833)
43,000,000.00
OP updated.

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by okoye35chiefs (Post 9176868)
hey I looked at the pictures in the rule book and nowhere did it state I couldn't...
Academy by-laws section 38 page 15 line 4 clearly states............ "if a candidate nominates themselves, they forfeit the right to receive a participation ribbon."

Gonzo 12-03-2012 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9176867)
Thats mod cheating. And you were a member of the Academy for years. You just lost your clearance. :harumph:
Hey now... That's what this place is all about man. You know these things. LMAO

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 03:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9176890)
Hey now... That's what this place is all about man. You know these things. LMAO
We expect the key to the executive washroom returned to the front desk by COB.:harumph:

In58men 12-03-2012 03:14 PM
This is an ass raping.

Gonzo 12-03-2012 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9176904)
We expect the key to the executive washroom returned to the front desk by COB.:harumph:
I'm suing for unemployment benefits. I'm Also reporting all the sexual harassment!

Gonzo 12-03-2012 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9176915)
This is an ass raping.
You'd probably get some votes from the DC monkeys if you offered that up.

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9176931)
I'm suing for unemployment benefits. I'm Also reporting all the sexual harassment!
Lumpy was kicked off the Academy board years ago when she reneged on the boobage bet. The Academy cant be responsible for her harrasement. As far as the rest.....talk to the Academy lawyer we have on retainer.
Jackie ****ing Chiles!
http://socialtimes.com/files/2010/12/Jackie-Chiles.jpg

Raiderhater 12-03-2012 03:31 PM
Wow, Sorter's campaign is offering $500,000, and now inmem's is offering $10 mil plus heavy rep?

I think it is wise of me to sit back and wait a while and watch this thing escalate....

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9176967)
Wow, Sorter's campaign is offering $500,000, and now inmem's is offering $10 mil plus heavy rep?

I think it is wise of me to sit back and wait a while and watch this thing escalate....
Are you saying you can be bought?

Raiderhater 12-03-2012 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9176973)
Are you saying you can be bought?

It is possible. Price has to be right. I may be a whore but, I ain't no cheap fuck.

BoneKrusher 12-03-2012 03:42 PM
i'm voting for the n00b that offers the most rep.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-03-2012 03:43 PM
Voted.

rockymtnchief 12-03-2012 03:47 PM
Sorter. Now where's the free beer?

Bub 12-03-2012 03:47 PM
Voted for Bob. He was right about a lot of things and his mock draft is the best of the bunch. I have to ignore sorter. The gifs are really lame.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-03-2012 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bub (Post 9177008)
Voted for Bob. He was right about a lot of things and his mock draft is the best of the bunch. I have to ignore sorter. The gifs are really lame.

GET THE **** OUTTA' HERE!!!!!@!@!@!@

KurtCobain 12-03-2012 03:49 PM
Who to vote for?

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-03-2012 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9176955)
Lumpy was kicked off the Academy board years ago when she reneged on the boobage bet. The Academy cant be responsible for her harrasement. As far as the rest.....talk to the Academy lawyer we have on retainer.
Jackie ****ing Chiles!
http://socialtimes.com/files/2010/12/Jackie-Chiles.jpg
I remember that reneg. That was some sad day shit in the history of this fine institution.

SDChiefs 12-03-2012 03:51 PM
Sorter for the mother****ing win.

KurtCobain 12-03-2012 03:53 PM
I don't know who to vote for. Black bob is a tempting vote to see if pestilence can hold his end if the deal, but then there's those other two who are actually good posters

Strongside 12-03-2012 03:56 PM
Congrats, Sorter!

Sorter 12-03-2012 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9177024)
I don't know who to vote for. Black bob is a tempting vote to see if pestilence can hold his end if the deal, but then there's those other two who are actually good posters
Remember, this is for posterity.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i..._BNN_5z09kuUrf

Sorter 12-03-2012 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9176838)
Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...lpiyo1_500.gif

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 9176993)
i'm voting for the n00b that offers the most rep.
As the successful campaign manager for your 2011 King of the N00bs crowning it should be clear where your allegiances lie.:harumph:

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 04:06 PM
Everyone should be caught up in rep through the "T's". I'm outta rep for the day. Catch up tomorrow.

Sorter 12-03-2012 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bub (Post 9177008)
Voted for Bob. He was right about a lot of things and his mock draft is the best of the bunch. I have to ignore sorter. The gifs are really lame.
http://www.pohrani.com/f/3d/Gh/3CafQ...3285398820.gif

In58men 12-03-2012 04:29 PM
This poll is obviously rigged.


Voting for a guy who posts' gifs? Horrible planeteers.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-03-2012 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9176715)
We get honorable mention pencils :-/
LMAO Sorter just hit his stride at the right time.

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177133)
This poll is obviously rigged.


Voting for a guy who posts' gifs? Horrible planeteers.
I may be wrong but trashing the voters is probably not the best way to get them to vote for you. Maybe you need a new campaign manager?

In58men 12-03-2012 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9177157)
I may be wrong but trashing the voters is probably not the best way to get them to vote for you. Maybe you need a new campaign manager?
Now if someone read my post and said "yeah his gifs are the only thing he offers" I'll vote for inmem58, then my rant worked right?

Mr. Flopnuts 12-03-2012 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9176838)
Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.
It's all in good fun. It's been a good year for n00bs. Aussie, Inmem, Sorter, all worthy front runners. There's more.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-03-2012 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177168)
Now if someone read my post and said "yeah his gifs are the only thing he offers" I'll vote for inmem58, then my rant worked right?
ROFL

mr. tegu 12-03-2012 04:51 PM
Rep whoring, cash bribes, public disparagement...so I guess we are going for a recreation the American political system? Where is the honor? The dignity?

htismaqe 12-03-2012 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9177169)
It's all in good fun. It's been a good year for n00bs. Aussie, Inmem, Sorter, all worthy front runners. There's more.
It's been a GREAT year for newbs - until it comes time to vote for KOTN. Terrible, terrible having to choose between so many great ones...

In58men 12-03-2012 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 9177214)
Rep whoring, cash bribes, public disparagement...so I guess we are going for a recreation the American political system? Where is the honor? The dignity?
This, any dumbass can post a gif.

mr. tegu 12-03-2012 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177224)
This, any dumbass can post a gif.
*inserts gif of shaking head in agreement.

In58men 12-03-2012 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 9177228)
*inserts gif of shaking head in agreement.
ROFL

Gonzo 12-03-2012 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9177169)
It's all in good fun. It's been a good year for n00bs. Aussie, Inmem, Sorter, all worthy front runners. There's more.
Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.





:D

NJChiefsFan 12-03-2012 05:16 PM
Sorter.

Bwana 12-03-2012 05:18 PM
BlackBob? LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts 12-03-2012 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9177232)
Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.





:D
ROFL No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT

Sofa King 12-03-2012 05:27 PM
Flopnuts just pm'd me. He said anyone who votes for sorter will in turn receive a free week's worth of him feeding my goldfish.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-03-2012 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9177296)
Flopnuts just pm'd me. He said anyone who votes for sorter will in turn receive a free week's worth of him feeding my goldfish.
This is the 2nd feeding of your goldfish remarks you've made in a week. You're starting to creep me out. I've seen your picture...

Sofa King 12-03-2012 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9177308)
This is the 2nd feeding of your goldfish remarks you've made in a week. You're starting to creep me out. I've seen your picture...
So you're stalking my facebook now?

I'll put up some pictures of my goldfish. Lemme know which ones are your favorites and I'll mail them to you.

alnorth 12-03-2012 05:36 PM
I will give a total of $75MM in casino cash to those who vote for Sorter.

The payout per vote will be determined by dividing 75,000,000 by the number of people who have recorded a vote for Sorter (excluding myself) at the time the contest concludes. (in other words, if some random person votes for him 2 days after the contest is declared to be over, they aren't getting anything)

Raiderhater 12-03-2012 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9177292)
ROFL No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT

I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.

Exactly what the hell I am going to do I have no idea. But I'll come up with something. It'll probably suck but it will be something.

In58men 12-03-2012 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9177292)
ROFL No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT
That's just mean

Easy 6 12-03-2012 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 9177214)
Rep whoring, cash bribes, public disparagement...so I guess we are going for a recreation the American political system? Where is the honor? The dignity?
LMAO

Raiderhater 12-03-2012 06:08 PM
:eek:

Quote:
Originally Posted by sorter
I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3

digger 12-03-2012 06:09 PM
Easiest vote ever, congrats Sorter, you are well on your way.

Gonzo 12-03-2012 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9177350)
I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.

Exactly what the hell I am going to do I have no idea. But I'll come up with something. It'll probably suck but it will be something.
This is what I'm saying. This whole ordeal is boring me.

In58men 12-03-2012 06:15 PM
Lets make this year epic. Inmem58 comes back by being down by 40+ votes.


That would make CP history

T-Town 12-03-2012 06:19 PM
Gotta vote Sorter

Easy 6 12-03-2012 06:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177386)
Lets make this year epic. Inmem58 comes back by being down by 40+ votes.


That would make CP history
Your painstaking, pro-active pimping of the Chiefs is a palpable, powerful force.

But, its only going to be good for second place this year :D

KurtCobain 12-03-2012 06:22 PM
I got phone numbers of good looking females for anyone who votes for inmem for here on out.

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9177350)
I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.
thats Phobia's job.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-03-2012 06:25 PM
Sorter bringing the rape

M

O

B

Rams Fan 12-03-2012 06:27 PM
All of the above.

Raiderhater 12-03-2012 06:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9177413)
thats Phobia's job.

Hey, there is always a role for the little guy.

Sorter 12-03-2012 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 9177228)
*inserts gif of shaking head in agreement.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177231)
ROFL

My reaction when I look at the vote totals
http://i43.tinypic.com/so4g0k.jpg

Sorter 12-03-2012 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9177232)
Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.





:D
http://oi53.tinypic.com/nmm88h.jpg

In58men 12-03-2012 06:36 PM
WTF is this? Ban? Can he be disqualified


Originally Posted by sorter
I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3

Sorter 12-03-2012 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9177415)
Sorter bringing the rape

M

O

B
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp63gv3Vuh1qdyufk.gif

jspchief 12-03-2012 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177440)
WTF is this? Ban? Can he be disqualified


Originally Posted by sorter
I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3
That's pretty damning.

Sorter 12-03-2012 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177440)
WTF is this? Ban? Can he be disqualified


Originally Posted by sorter
I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3
Even to a guy like me, that one is pretty low.


http://www.gifsoup.com/view/418008/slap-o.gif

In58men 12-03-2012 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 9177448)
That's pretty damning.
A reliable source led me to this nonsense.



I actually don't wanna be in the same poll as him. My name shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence.

In58men 12-03-2012 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9177449)
Even to a guy like me, that one is pretty low.


http://www.gifsoup.com/view/418008/slap-o.gif
Don't you backpedal now bro.


You're a fraud

Mr. Flopnuts 12-03-2012 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9177404)
I got phone numbers of good looking females for anyone who votes for inmem for here on out.
Joey!

Easy 6 12-03-2012 06:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9177449)
Even to a guy like me, that one is pretty low.


http://www.gifsoup.com/view/418008/slap-o.gif
Dang, that dumbass shouldnt have sittin around suckin on a big ol chili dog with his hands in his pockets.

Sorter 12-03-2012 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177457)
A reliable source led me to this nonsense.



I actually don't wanna be in the same poll as him. My name shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence.
I'm crushing you right now. ROFL


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...e_loaddrop.gif

In58men 12-03-2012 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9177476)
How many mults do you have?

Sorter 12-03-2012 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177486)
How many mults do you have?
You know we already got checked for that, don't you?

LMAO

In58men 12-03-2012 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9177494)
You know we already got checked for that, don't you?

LMAO
Money is powerful.


They can say whatever they want, I smell a fixed poll. Recount please

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177486)
How many mults do you have?
I thought he was a Denise lover?

Sorter 12-03-2012 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177507)
Money is powerful.


They can say whatever they want, I smell a fixed poll. Recount please
ROFLROFL

lewdog 12-03-2012 06:54 PM
You guys should really know the background on Inmem, stand up dude, class act.

Not only does he have a loving, understanding and great looking girlfriend, he has the heart of his three year old daughter. It wasn't easy raising her without her mother (she left him for another man), but he works two jobs and goes to school just so he can take care of her. He is trying to better himself as a person so that he can provide his daughter with a better life. It hasn't been easy going alone, but he has done an amazing job given all that he has gone through.

To me, the n00b of the year should have the charisma and never say die attitude that only Inmem58 possesses.

BigRedChief 12-03-2012 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9177507)
Money is powerful.


They can say whatever they want, I smell a fixed poll. Recount please
Wouldn't those 44 posters see their name up there as publicly declared for Sorter and go WTF? I voted for Inmem58!


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