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I wish.
I can pretty much guarantee that won't happen. pron is the devil / 'disgusting' LMAO I'm defeated. i fought the good fight for years. Just don't care anymore lol. too ****ing tired 1/2 the time anyway. so I've got that going for me. |
You need to add a Y-axis - "Years married"
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Add more things to your portfolio. It's not tough to do, even if you're low on funds. Libraries are free, museums are usually reasonably prices, etc... |
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I am very thorough. |
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Be proud of your geekdom. Some chicks think that is attractive. Women have repeatedly told me my passion about geeky stuff is attractive (finance, F1 racing, etc). |
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You sound like Discuss now. |
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girls like confidence. you don't have to be confident in some crazy-awesome abilities like being a fighter pilot. whatever you do/enjoy and are confident about, go with that.
:shrug: whatever 'it' is you have, be confident with it and run with it. |
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Well no. If you're not excited about being a high school sports announcer, then no, I don't want to hear about it.
But if you love it. If you love the kids, the atmosphere, the booth. If it's the tradition, or the smells, or the sounds that keep drawing you back. If it mattered to you in any way, I would. |
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and just leave it there..it works.....however once is starts happening on a regular basis u will probably want it from the sis and other hotties. lolz |
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Edit: not really, for those who throw fits over that sort of thing. |
I should probably also make sure my wife knows that Two Girls 1 Cup is not the Shawshank Redemption or Godfather of pron.
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My Wife thinks Pron is stupid. In fact, at 48 years of age she has "Claimed" to never even seen pron. The way she screws I call BS. On a side note Dayze. Have you ever just tried walking around naked doing the PeniCopter move. Woman can't resist the Penicopter. Tip...add sound effects |
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My kids sing a song that references Kurt Cobain and have no idea who Nirvana is. :(
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this is a pro-tip. |
Bad choices.
I get it every night she is on her period, plus randomly at other times~ |
omg I was (and am) so delighted with my current's body that I used to stare at him hungrily all the time. He'd get flattered and wave his thing at me.
It got really silly years ago but I don't want to hurt his feelings so I still giggle and smile. And roll my eyes as soon as it's safe. |
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Dont go all xztop on us, your jawline is fine... buck up brah, the chicks will only be as excited about what you do as you are. |
I am getting blown tomorrow though. She put it on her shared calendar.
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Why is KC Nitwit asking other men about bjs tho
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Pole =/= Poll
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I only make her give me the last half because I'm a ****in' gentleman.
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If i went down on my wife everyday, i'd get a BJ everyday.
She really enjoys giving while receiving. |
I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent
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I get that scent in my nostrils and hoooweee! |
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Dayze has some rotten cock going on is what I'm thinking.
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That is funny but true, during really busy times, or when our work schedules don't match well, we will go a good 3-4 days and it feels like a year. Kind of like having sex without condoms and then having to have sex with condoms. You don't realize how great it is until you have to go from no condom to sing a condom. Frequency is the same when you only have sex 1-2 times a week you get used to it, so if you have a week where you do 3-4 times its just awesome, but when you have sex 3-4 times a week normally and then go a week where you only have it once it is just plain terrible. |
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so I'm not really sure what the problem is. Probably going to spritz a little Stetson or Aqua Velva down there to sweeten the deal. |
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You weren't asking me, but I'm rarely open enough to discuss this shit, so I figured I'd finish the story. |
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It is so bizarre that anyone would think that everyone would do anything the same.
No thanks on the 2-3 times a week of box eating. We're on limited time around here and there are 1000 better things we could be doing. |
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I think it's sweet. I think it's stimulating. I think it's wonderful that the more dick we suck the more box you men are willing to eat. I'm just saying, personally...
It cracks me up. Have your wives take pictures of what you people look like when you're doing it. You'll crack up too. |
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When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times
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