Aren’t you the river barge captain guy?

RICO SUAVE! That's all I need to know.....

Maybe the best rhyme combo ever: parents and appearance

"You kept insisting that I meet your parents, they're gonna love my appearance."

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Rico and I shared in our Foles love.

He's a nice member.

Ricos cool AF

Really good dude. Hope he starts coming back around here more often.

<3 Rico

Rico invented squirrel tits. That makes Rico very cool in my book.

Rico is the reason I tarp my load...

Rico likes wrestling. His wife is kind of hot. He didn't like Alex Smith.

All fine virtues.

No that’s Bane, he hasn’t been around in a looong time

As for Rico, he is swell fella in my book

When I was doing the CP roasts, rico was always sure to chime in and give feedback. I'm not trying to brag about my internet popularity peen or anything like that, but that's a loooot of roasts to write, and when people (even if it's like 5 dudes) follow what you create, it makes the job a lot more fun. So thanks, rico!

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Well folks, rico appears to have missed his cue. We're doing it live out here yo! So these things sometimes happen.

As rico is unable to fulfill his duties of naming the next poster in tonight's spotlight, I'll be taking some suggestions for people you'd like to see featured!!