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stumppy 12-19-2017 12:12 PM
Women don't think like people.

gblowfish 12-19-2017 12:14 PM
Dude, I'd just lock the doors, pull down the shades, get a carton of Luckys and a fifth of Evan Williams and Play Possum till dawn.

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88TG88 12-19-2017 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 13296355)

I just need to know if there are ANY women between the ages of, say, 23 and 42 that actually cook, clean, do laundry, don't drink excessively, don't go batshit off the rails when they DO have a couple, and won't **** the neighbor or suck off the pizza guy everytime your back is turned?? Someone I can CONVERSE with, and have a real connection with? Someone who respects themselves and others, and are comfortable enough inside themselves to show that respect ALWAYS?
No

oldman 12-19-2017 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 13296394)
Look at the bright side. Now you don't have to blow a couple hundred on her and her kids for Christmas.
Truism. But seriously, you should have had "the discussion" when you exchanged keys and started the carpool. We guys seem to put that off as long as we can. The hard fact is women own 100% of the pussy and can use it as they want. I'm not saying that's right, but if you gave her no signal that you wanted to be exclusive, how did she know you weren't having backseat booglaloos with someone else at lunch?

MahiMike 12-19-2017 12:17 PM
Russianbrides.com

gblowfish 12-19-2017 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by oldman (Post 13296426)
Truism. But seriously, you should have had "the discussion" when you exchanged keys and started the carpool. We guys seem to put that off as long as we can. The hard fact is women own 100% of the pussy and can use it as they want. I'm not saying that's right, but if you gave her no signal that you wanted to be exclusive, how did she know you weren't having backseat booglaloos with someone else at lunch?
Well, they own 99.98% of the pussy. The rest belong to Bill Kenney and Matt Casshole.

oldman 12-19-2017 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 13296440)
Well, they own 99.98% of the pussy. The rest belong to Bill Kenney and Matt Casshole.
Ooops, sorry, right again, George.

JakeLV 12-19-2017 12:23 PM
If she's having non-exclusive boyfriends picking up her kids, my Spidey Sense tells me that there is danger.

Dan Harmon says that the trick to fighting depression is to talk about it constantly so that it doesn't overwhelm you. I think there is truth to that.

Rasputin 12-19-2017 12:25 PM
Sounds like you have this problem as well

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gblowfish 12-19-2017 12:25 PM
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Easy 6 12-19-2017 12:28 PM
My bottom line takeaway would be this...

Any woman who gets drunk and engages in a physical altercation is NOT any kind of a keeper

Jewish Rabbi 12-19-2017 12:31 PM
Just get hookers like scho

Marcellus 12-19-2017 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by SAUTO (Post 13296406)
There are a couple.

1st? When you are a ****ing pussy that has probably kissed some other guys dick don't post your problems here
LMAO

Trivers 12-19-2017 12:37 PM
Sorry for your pain.

My first wife tried to be physically abusive when she had her period or drinking.

eharmony.com

Worked for me...I had to go 1/2 across the country to find 2nd wife. Wish I would have met her 20 years sooner.

Easy 6 12-19-2017 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Trivers (Post 13296492)
Sorry for your pain.

My first wife tried to be physically abusive when she had her period or drinking.

eharmony.com

Worked for me...I had to go 1/2 across the country to find 2nd wife. Wish I would have met her 20 years sooner.
I cant ****ing stand people who wanna fight when they're drunk, male or female... wont have them as friends or girlfriends, I drink to have a good time


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