I had a colonoscopy today, but that was actually kind of easy and my colon is as healthy as Seal Team Six. I had to fast for 36 hours before that while drinking a gallon of some sort of laxative. However, before the 36 hours, I had food poisoning that kept me from eating for another 36 hours, so this week has been rough. Things are looking up now, though.

In my experience that isn't in the neighborhood of a shit day.

Except for Rainman...that's the definition of a shit day.

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Woke up this morning, my dog was dead,
Someone disliked him and shot him through the head.

Woke up this morning, my cat had died,
I know I'll miss her, sat down and cried.

Came home this evening, my hog was gone,
People here don't like me, I think I'll soon move on.

Now somethings happened, that would make a saint frown,
I turned my back and my house burned down

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Lost 10lbs and got anal. That usually sounds like a good day, but you were on the receiving end of the anal, so it sucked.

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I shit everyday.

Healthy bowel movements are paramount.

Those are better than dammit days.

I learned today that I have a healthy colon, and I developed a newfound respect for anesthesia. Anesthesia is truly miraculous.

I am as svelte as a panther right now. And also see my earlier comment about anesthesia being a really good thing.

i wouldn't shit any of you, you are my favorite turds :D

I'm joining you on this shit day. This has been a shit night for me. Can't wait for it to be over.

not sure i can help you, but in order to get over my issues, i am doing home made asian bbq chicken wings and potato wedges with sweet chili sauce and sour cream. :D

****, i forgot to play the lottery, just my luck. but i did get a 1600 dollar refund on my taxes because the government felt bad i lost my job. :D

Wendy's?

:thumb:

I have no proof, but the most likely suspect is a piece of cheesecake. The waitress tried to talk me into the brownie instead, but no, I felt like having cheesecake. Give me the cheesecake, I said, and put that mysterious cherry sauce on it.