Got shot in my sleep once. Does that count?

I legit woke up and because it was dark, I thought I was dead, I even thought "so this is the afterlife"

Shot and stabbed

Both from my time in the military..almost died protecting all your freedoms to be a bunch of dumbasses

You're welcome

both.

had a buddy take one through both lungs.


fun times

Close on both accounts but thankfully, no.

I really enjoyed watching you quarterback the Titans all those years.

Ive been shot with a paintball gun, airsoft gun, and a blowgun. Stabbed with a pencil. So yes.

In eighth grade science class a kid named Marc Slocum was jerking around and showing off with an exacto knife and he wasn't paying attention and stabbed me about 4 times in my back and shoulder.

After class we had a fight and I beat the shit out of him.

I was shot with a blow dart. Does that count?

stabbed in the wrist by my brother. I was bleeding like a pig!

Shot and stabbed




And not by dick you assholes

I hope for your sake Hog Farmer wasn't around to attempt CPR or jack you off



That would be weird.

I've been shot at but never actually shot. Scares the hell out of you though.

Lol. Not really.

Maybe for you.

You have someone shooting at you and you don't know where he is. That doesn't bother you?

Its funny, out of all the people that I have met in my life and had the most interesting lives of banging tons of hot women, making lots of money, getting shot and stabbed and walking it off like nothing happened, all of them reside within Chiefsplanet. That's why I come here, the genuine, non-fabricated nature of badassery.