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Gonzo 05-03-2016 11:01 PM
Since there's no kids involved, I don't think you'll need to lawyer up man. However, before you sign a ****ing thing, have someone in the law profession or someone you trust check it over.

Be careful man.

Buck 05-03-2016 11:05 PM
I believe the saying is

Lawyer Up
Delete Facebook
Hit up Gym

You might want to at least Delete Facebook in case you ever said anything bad on there.

Squalor2 05-03-2016 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 12215112)
No kids just a dog and stuff to decide over.

ill pop open a beer. this time of night you aren't mazda or beethovan

eDave 05-03-2016 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Squalor2 (Post 12215212)
ill pop open a beer. this time of night you aren't mazda or beethovan
You alright man? You seem to be stroking out over there.

A Salt Weapon 05-03-2016 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 12215131)
Lawyer up by finding the highest rated divorce lawyer in your area (search lawyer ratings)

Tell her no need for lawyers

Contact all the other lawyers except the shitty rated ones and create a conflict of interest

Profit
This right here, it's chess not checkers.

My mistake was I was too nice.
I still got the house and kids. She got the boat and tons of cash.
In hindsight I should have been way meaner than I was, If she ever gets her shit together it will be harder on me than if I'd have stuck it to her in the first place.

Demonpenz 05-04-2016 12:01 AM
I almost got married, but then I just realized I enjoy my money and 401k.

Squalor2 05-04-2016 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12215214)
You alright man? You seem to be stroking out over there.


you tired old twat, stank ass ****, flat ass syphilitic cum sauce brown noser.

Rasputin 05-04-2016 12:17 AM
This is what you do the day it's finalized and everything is said and done.

Grill it eat it and move on with your life.

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Coochie liquor 05-04-2016 04:27 AM
Don't talk to any "women" off of craigslist without facetiming them.

loochy 05-04-2016 04:54 AM
Keep it civil, but stay strong at the same time. If you feel your emotions start to take off, step back, calm down, and think before you say or do anything.

Lonewolf Ed 05-04-2016 04:55 AM
She will probably get all the things she wants and take half of what is left for spite. Prepare for her to unleash her vengeance, even if it is her fault that the marriage is kaput.

Sully 05-04-2016 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12215120)
If you can do it amicably, do that. Cash out and live man. Live!

But it does suck bad. Sorry you have to go through this.

And she can have all the Billy Joel's... except The Stranger.
ROFL

Buehler445 05-04-2016 05:40 AM
Don't have any advice here but man, I'm sorry.

Fire Me Boy! 05-04-2016 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 12215288)
This is what you do the day it's finalized and everything is said and done.



Grill it eat it and move on with your life.



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What is that, a smashed banana?

notorious 05-04-2016 07:10 AM
It seems as if 1/2 my friends have gotten divorced the last 5 years. There is a word of advice every single one of them agreed on:


End it as quickly and painlessly as possible.

A lot of them also said that stuff isn't as important as you think it is when you are arguing over it.


Play divorce like you play Texas Hold Em': Without Emotion


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