It means lil e dave got slurped by a toothless crack whore

I don't think you're familiar with Vegas hookers.

They're 99% more likely to be strippers, porn stars and ex-porn stars than toothless, old crack whores.

Oh...I was just assuming that by your dire warning that they were all starting to carry scapels, ether and bags of ice.

You are not going to the right places bro.

30 minutes in Ceasars, o.city is up a grand at the blackjack table.

And pgm, the wife is with me so no hookers. When I bring you out here, hookers everywhere

How does that work by the way?

I've been in Vegas a shit ton of times and I have never seen a hooker. It was on business, but how have I gone all this time and missed this type of thing?

Perhaps I'm just naive.

Never been drinking alone in the Bellagio lounge before, I see.

Well I'm kidding. But I've been hit on by one every time for sure. The first time I didn't know what to make of it. I just thought I was getting lucky. So we agreed to just hang out for a few hours, I kinda played pimp, dudes thought we were a threesome couple, we played blackjack, she kept her earnings. We walked around arm in arm and she pointed out all the hookers. Literally 1/2 of the women in there was pointed out. It was unbelievable. You saw plenty of hookers. Some of those 'couples' were not what they seem. And chances are that single girl at the table is a hooker. Why else does she laugh at your stupid jokes?

We split when she got her first trick. Some sales guy from Cleveland. Atrocious balding.

She had her girlfriends name tattoo'd across her chest. Vegas baby!

I miss the Imperial Palace...

It just ain't the same Vegas anymore.

:D

Kick some ass, man. Good for you.

I can't drink that, though. Buddy of mine drinks the Macallan 30 on special occasions. It was all I could do not to spit it out when he poured me some.

What?

You've never once been approached by a working girl?

Hell, it happens every time I'm there and many offer one "On the house".

Go to any of the hot strip clubs and girls will offer to "buy them out" all night long.

Nope.

Not once.

Why don't 50 us of just throw in $100 each and we'll trust him to bet it for us?

Wow.

I've even had hot hookers ask to hook up with me and my wife.

Sometimes, I've had them hit on me with my wife next to me at the bar.