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Coochie liquor 05-24-2015 04:06 AM

Pros: they are more attractive than skinny chicks, they can take a lot more of a pounding than a skinny chick, and you don't have to worry about injuring yourself on any number of a skinny chicks bones that protrude from her while pounding it hard, they're tighter in the nana, and they're not going to judge your fat ass!

Cons: none

Also, never been with a smelly big girl. **** them skinny bitches, I'd choose fat girls over skinny every time!... Cue my theme song....

http://youtu.be/yDSK91mUNLU

And you gotta have a big stick, to please a big chick! So if you're hung like a button you're better off with a skinny chick as your small pecker will look bigger next to a skinny chick.

Perineum Ripper 05-24-2015 06:05 AM

Pros: they are like mopeds..fun to ride

Cons: can't let your friends see you do it or you will end up cutting your wrists to bleed out the pain of their comments

Perineum Ripper 05-24-2015 06:06 AM

Pros: they know all the best places and foods to eat

Cons: they expect you to pay the bill and you will never be able to afford going out

Perineum Ripper 05-24-2015 06:07 AM

Pros: you won't worry as much about her cheating as a skinny girl

Cons: they have a natural attraction to black men

cabletech94 05-24-2015 06:31 AM

hall of fame worthy.

would read again!!!

Bufkin 05-24-2015 06:37 AM

Guys who always hype up fat chicks are guys that can only get fat chicks. It's like the kid in 2005 who hyped up the Nintendo DS as being so much better than PSP. You're just saying that because your mom is dead and your dad is a gas station attendant and you had to settle for the 150 dollar device instead of the 275 dollar one. We all know that you're just jealous that the PSP is better so you have to make up for it by hyping up your shitty ass touch device gaming system that has shitty games like NintenDogs.

Have fun feeding your dog and teaching him how to jump over a flower pot, and I'll kick some Ricer ass in my Need 4 Speed PSP port.

Or in this case, have fun talking about fat pussy and sucking on husky ass titties when other guys are dating girls that don't have an undercarriage with the scent of smoked salmon.

BullJunkandIron 05-24-2015 06:47 AM

What's wrong with smoked salmon?



Are you afraid of alibi toe snaked salmon?

Hog's Gone Fishin 05-24-2015 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 11516617)
There are no cons. Just do what you do and enjoy life. Don't worry about stupid shit so much.

Translation: My Mom's fat, my sister's fat,I'm fat, I married a fatty.

BigMeatballDave 05-24-2015 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11516608)
Hmmm. Interesting points to start our discussion off.

Do fat chicks generally smell bad? Or is that strictly a hygiene issue?

Not if she bathes regularly.

Hammock Parties 05-24-2015 07:05 AM

god damn guys, sometimes the planet still has burst

fortunately fat chicks never do so you can run away from them

BigMeatballDave 05-24-2015 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11516682)
Translation: My Mom's fat, my sister's fat,I'm fat, I married a fatty.

No one here has been with more fatties than you! LOL

Eleazar 05-24-2015 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 11516618)
Pros: You will lie on CP about your wife being hot and talk about how certain models are ugly and you would not **** them in the pictures subforum.

Con: Reality.

LMAO

Eleazar 05-24-2015 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave (Post 11516693)
No one here has been with more fatties than you! LOL

Hog Farmer never mixes business with pleasure.

Hoopsdoc 05-24-2015 07:14 AM

Pro-she'll really enjoy that Essence of Bacon cologne you just bought.

Con-if she's really hungry, you may lose an appendage.

Fire Me Boy! 05-24-2015 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 11516672)
Guys who always hype up fat chicks are guys that can only get fat chicks.

Meh, I've dated a large woman. Right before her, I dates a tiny gymnast. While I'd take the spinners every time, I will attest to the larger women trying harder and willing to do more (generally).

Side note: If you ever get the chance to date a gymnast, do it.


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