Pros: they are more attractive than skinny chicks, they can take a lot more of a pounding than a skinny chick, and you don't have to worry about injuring yourself on any number of a skinny chicks bones that protrude from her while pounding it hard, they're tighter in the nana, and they're not going to judge your fat ass!
Cons: none Also, never been with a smelly big girl. **** them skinny bitches, I'd choose fat girls over skinny every time!... Cue my theme song.... http://youtu.be/yDSK91mUNLU And you gotta have a big stick, to please a big chick! So if you're hung like a button you're better off with a skinny chick as your small pecker will look bigger next to a skinny chick. |
Pros: they are like mopeds..fun to ride
Cons: can't let your friends see you do it or you will end up cutting your wrists to bleed out the pain of their comments |
Pros: they know all the best places and foods to eat
Cons: they expect you to pay the bill and you will never be able to afford going out |
Pros: you won't worry as much about her cheating as a skinny girl
Cons: they have a natural attraction to black men |
hall of fame worthy.
would read again!!! |
Guys who always hype up fat chicks are guys that can only get fat chicks. It's like the kid in 2005 who hyped up the Nintendo DS as being so much better than PSP. You're just saying that because your mom is dead and your dad is a gas station attendant and you had to settle for the 150 dollar device instead of the 275 dollar one. We all know that you're just jealous that the PSP is better so you have to make up for it by hyping up your shitty ass touch device gaming system that has shitty games like NintenDogs.
Have fun feeding your dog and teaching him how to jump over a flower pot, and I'll kick some Ricer ass in my Need 4 Speed PSP port. Or in this case, have fun talking about fat pussy and sucking on husky ass titties when other guys are dating girls that don't have an undercarriage with the scent of smoked salmon. |
What's wrong with smoked salmon?
Are you afraid of alibi toe snaked salmon? |
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god damn guys, sometimes the planet still has burst
fortunately fat chicks never do so you can run away from them |
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Pro-she'll really enjoy that Essence of Bacon cologne you just bought.
Con-if she's really hungry, you may lose an appendage. |
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Side note: If you ever get the chance to date a gymnast, do it. |
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